The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    SIN
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    Thats one smashed titty.

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  2. James Cromwell Mugshot
    Frank Burns
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    Back off, Cromwell! I want my laser cat!

  3. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    please hammer, hurt ‘em.

  4. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
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    Uhhhhhh No. I’m not falling for it. I’ve seen what she can become…

  5. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    “Gus, just go with it… we all grab each others’ asses…It’s cool…”

  6. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    I think I speak for us all when I say, “What the fuck…?”

  7. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    Smapdi
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    Looks like an extra from an old Star Trek episode.

  8. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Thank God she only has one chin

  9. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    We all knew this day would come… Candy colored cocaine was just around the corner…

  10. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    To make an ugly sandwich, take one ugly piece of meat and place between two beautiful pieces of bread.

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Skanks, party of 6?

  12. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Juch
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    How out of shape are you if you need to practice falling!?!

  13. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    Ok…On three…everybody look totally weird or uncomfortable! One…Two…

  14. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  15. Say What?

    Hey Superfish. We know you would have posted if that former cop in CA was a gun nut, but instead He’s a gun control dancing, Chris Mathews – watching, Biden ticket-holding friend of Obama, know what I’m saying?

  16. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Quinton doesn’t have a Blind Side anymore!

  17. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    She’s got quite a career ahead as a Gwen Stefani impersonator.

  18. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    Not seen: Louie sitting around eating for 7 and 1/2 hours while they refill the pool.

  19. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    FattyFatty2X4
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    By the hair on my chinny chin chin!

  20. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Yes, officer…THAT’S the one! That’s definitely the one!

  21. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    What color are the enormous clown shoes, I can only assume, that she is wearing?

  22. Estrella Nouri Butt Tight Dress Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Fat asses and big chins today eh, Photo Boy?
    TGIF!

  23. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    Yep, she’s still ugly.

  24. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    That’ll do, protester. That’ll do.

  25. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    I think we all know the obvious joke here: He’s so pale!!! Amirite??

  26. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    Uhmmm at least they’re pointing in the right direction?

  27. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
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    She would be one crazy lay. She might punch you in the fucking face as she cums.

  28. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Do they throw in the lips on the face for free after a vagi-plasty?
    What gives?

    • corkyst.clair

      What are they supposed to do with all that left over vagigglejaggle? But if you kiss her expect syphillis.

  29. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Kat, the cops can still see you…

  30. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Quinton’s “Blind Side” is now anything below his man boobs.

  31. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
    Dick Hell
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    Same look I see in the mirror every morning. Damon must have had bongs for breakfast.

  32. Max George
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    Such class… Such refinement. I can see why Lindsay’s distinguished sense of taste gravitated towards him.

  33. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
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    Am I the only one who thinks her head is too big for her body?

    • Drew

      You’re probably the only one here looking at her head.

    • Just Sayin'

      And, exactly what part of her body were you looking at to make that statement? I think her boobs are the right size for her head. Wouldn’t you? Common. You can admit you actually looked at her boobs first and then thought her head was too big for her neck! Can’t you?

  34. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Way to latch onto Bobby Brown! Just look at how much he did for Whitney!

  35. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    Wasn’t she 8 months pregnant five days ago?

  36. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    “I went black 137 years ago… Tee hee..”

  37. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    John Krasinski is fucking Emily Blunt. Let that sink in.

  38. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    He looks like Tony’s uncle from the Sopranos…

  39. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    karlito
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    she looks so much better since she stopped licking Paris’s pussy.

  40. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    shonzie
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    Angela Witherspoon Lansbury?

  41. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    welcome to the 2013 macy’s creepy uncle day parade.

  42. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Did he eat his white family? Is that what happened?

  43. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    Little known fact: All of Ms. Hough’s assistants are required to walk eight feet behind her and carry Purell, a Barbie doll, and a syringe.

  44. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    It’s always a good idea to squeeze out a fart when posing for a photo.

  45. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    farrellthib
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    told you bitches i had a bentley

  46. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    “One of these things is not like the others … “

  47. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    karlito
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    the bags are packed so is she taking a trip to crazy town. love the hair and the baggy pink clown pants. it suits HIM.

  48. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Matt Lauer
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    On the plus side, she didn’t have to pack a rape whistle.

  49. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Ice Tea and Coco couldn’t make it tonight, so they sent us instead. Autograph? Anyone? Anyone?

  50. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    B&WMinstrel
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    You try getting a unicorn in a tank of formaldehyde

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