Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
- Photo Boy
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Thats one smashed titty.
Anthony. true that Jason`s storry is amazing, on wednesday I bought a great Jaguar E-type after having made $9009 this past five weeks and-just over, ten-k this past-munth. without a doubt it is the most comfortable job I’ve ever had. I started this three months/ago and pretty much straight away began to earn minimum $83… p/h. I went to this web-site,, Ask25.com
Back off, Cromwell! I want my laser cat!
please hammer, hurt ‘em.
Uhhhhhh No. I’m not falling for it. I’ve seen what she can become…
“Gus, just go with it… we all grab each others’ asses…It’s cool…”
I think I speak for us all when I say, “What the fuck…?”
Looks like an extra from an old Star Trek episode.
I’ll be in my bunk..
Tell me this is J.J. Abrams’s idea of Yeoman Rand. Please.
Thank God she only has one chin
We all knew this day would come… Candy colored cocaine was just around the corner…
To make an ugly sandwich, take one ugly piece of meat and place between two beautiful pieces of bread.
Skanks, party of 6?
How out of shape are you if you need to practice falling!?!
Ok…On three…everybody look totally weird or uncomfortable! One…Two…
Thank you, pokie fairy.
Hey Superfish. We know you would have posted if that former cop in CA was a gun nut, but instead He’s a gun control dancing, Chris Mathews – watching, Biden ticket-holding friend of Obama, know what I’m saying?
Read that out loud and see if even YOU know what you’re saying.
Quinton doesn’t have a Blind Side anymore!
She’s got quite a career ahead as a Gwen Stefani impersonator.
Not seen: Louie sitting around eating for 7 and 1/2 hours while they refill the pool.
I was kinda hoping they drained the pool.
By the hair on my chinny chin chin!
Yes, officer…THAT’S the one! That’s definitely the one!
What color are the enormous clown shoes, I can only assume, that she is wearing?
Fat asses and big chins today eh, Photo Boy?
TGIF!
Yep, she’s still ugly.
That’ll do, protester. That’ll do.
I think we all know the obvious joke here: He’s so pale!!! Amirite??
Uhmmm at least they’re pointing in the right direction?
Goddamn, if I didn’t know who she is I might think she was hot.
She would be one crazy lay. She might punch you in the fucking face as she cums.
And the Problem with That – It might be worth it
I’m willing to take that punch.
Do they throw in the lips on the face for free after a vagi-plasty?
What gives?
What are they supposed to do with all that left over vagigglejaggle? But if you kiss her expect syphillis.
Kat, the cops can still see you…
Quinton’s “Blind Side” is now anything below his man boobs.
Same look I see in the mirror every morning. Damon must have had bongs for breakfast.
Such class… Such refinement. I can see why Lindsay’s distinguished sense of taste gravitated towards him.
Am I the only one who thinks her head is too big for her body?
You’re probably the only one here looking at her head.
And, exactly what part of her body were you looking at to make that statement? I think her boobs are the right size for her head. Wouldn’t you? Common. You can admit you actually looked at her boobs first and then thought her head was too big for her neck! Can’t you?
Way to latch onto Bobby Brown! Just look at how much he did for Whitney!
Wasn’t she 8 months pregnant five days ago?
“I went black 137 years ago… Tee hee..”
John Krasinski is fucking Emily Blunt. Let that sink in.
Thx. Can never be unseen now.
I just read that the other day and am still SO pissed off about it!!
He looks like Tony’s uncle from the Sopranos…
she looks so much better since she stopped licking Paris’s pussy.
I would pay to see that sex tape.
Angela Witherspoon Lansbury?
welcome to the 2013 macy’s creepy uncle day parade.
Did he eat his white family? Is that what happened?
Little known fact: All of Ms. Hough’s assistants are required to walk eight feet behind her and carry Purell, a Barbie doll, and a syringe.
It’s always a good idea to squeeze out a fart when posing for a photo.
told you bitches i had a bentley
“One of these things is not like the others … “
the bags are packed so is she taking a trip to crazy town. love the hair and the baggy pink clown pants. it suits HIM.
On the plus side, she didn’t have to pack a rape whistle.
she’d need a rape lure. and a blindfold
Ice Tea and Coco couldn’t make it tonight, so they sent us instead. Autograph? Anyone? Anyone?
You try getting a unicorn in a tank of formaldehyde