Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and I know what you’re thinking, “Is he actually ending the day without posting the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy pics?” Yes. Yes, I am. Here’s why: a.) Legally, I can’t post them without getting sued into the goddamn apocalypse. b.) Is anyone really surprised the pics were conveniently leaked (by Dina) on the Internet totally fucking Playboy out of any profit? Because, seriously, how did they think this would play out? Gentlemen everywhere would stop by the local newsstand for some pipe tobacco and a print copy of the latest pornography featuring a down-on-her-luck actress? C’mon. I haven’t touched an actual nudie magazine since 1997 and that was to toss out an old Penthouse once my parents sprung for America Online. I believe my exact words were, “That’s right, homework. Hours and hours of homework…” And c.) Peter Dinklage has more awesome in, well, Peter Dinklage than Lindsay has in one nipple you can’t see because it blends in with her eight billion freckles.
Haha! Look at his little vest,
- The Superficial