The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.9.11

December 9th, 2011 // 378 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and I know what you’re thinking, “Is he actually ending the day without posting the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy pics?” Yes. Yes, I am. Here’s why: a.) Legally, I can’t post them without getting sued into the goddamn apocalypse. b.) Is anyone really surprised the pics were conveniently leaked (by Dina) on the Internet totally fucking Playboy out of any profit? Because, seriously, how did they think this would play out? Gentlemen everywhere would stop by the local newsstand for some pipe tobacco and a print copy of the latest pornography featuring a down-on-her-luck actress? C’mon. I haven’t touched an actual nudie magazine since 1997 and that was to toss out an old Penthouse once my parents sprung for America Online. I believe my exact words were, “That’s right, homework. Hours and hours of homework…” And c.) Peter Dinklage has more awesome in, well, Peter Dinklage than Lindsay has in one nipple you can’t see because it blends in with her eight billion freckles.

Haha! Look at his little vest,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Vest Walking Dog Vest
    adolf hitler
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    little gear solid

  2. Peter Dinklage Vest Walking Dog Vest
    Rosco P. Coltrain
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    The dog looks embarrassed

  3. Tom Cruise Fingerless Gloves
    ze scoundrel
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    What’s with all the little people in this thread today?

  4. Peter Dinklage Vest Walking Dog Vest
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    Small cargo package pants?

  5. Jennifer Garner
    adolf hitler
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    gary busey changed his hairstyle. lookin good, bro!

  6. At least he’s taller than Vern Troyer.

  7. Fergie Cleavage
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    Yup still would…

  8. Warwick Davis Wife And Daughter
    Colin
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    Holy shit she’s tall. Y’know. Considering.

  9. Prince Charles
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    Editorial note: Caption should read: Prince Charles exhibited at the Natural History Museum in London. (December 8, 2011)

  10. Peter Dinklage Vest Walking Dog Vest
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    The Littlest Matrix

  11. Ronnie Oriz-Magro Swimsuit Model
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    “JAJAJAJAJA I tinkled!!!”

  12. Prince Charles
    Colin
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    Are they putting him up with the other dinosaur skeletons?

  13. Diane Kruger Side Boob UNICEF Ball
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    That’s the same dress Jim Carey wore in Ace Ventura at the mental hospital.

  14. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    Yes, yes… THIS BIG!

    • Evil Dick Tater

      …and that was AFTER cramming THREE tennis balls and a guinea pig in my ass. Ahhhh, life’s simple pleasures….

  15. Warwick Davis Wife And Daughter
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    They grow up so fa-hey, wait a minute…

  16. Diane Kruger Side Boob UNICEF Ball
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    Glancing at the thumbnail, I thought Keira Knightley got a boob job.

  17. Tom Cruise Fingerless Gloves
    Colin
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    “I know my gloves match my outfit, but they’re fingerless, so totally badass and not gay.”

  18. Warwick Davis Wife And Daughter
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    Is there are reward for finding a bow-legged leprechaun?

  19. Jon Voight
    Colin
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    For a minute I thought that said Jon Voight at an autopsy, and it seemed to describe the picture perfectly.

  20. Diane Kruger Side Boob UNICEF Ball
    Jim Bob
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    love, love, love sideboob!

  21. Jennifer Garner
    Colin
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    Invisible sandwich?

  22. Peter Dinklage Vest Walking Dog Vest
    bdog821
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    I think those are men’s safari shorts.

  23. Tom Cruise Fingerless Gloves
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    Was the five year gap between this and MI:3 meant to make us forget how asinine MI:3 was? I didn’t.

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Not pictured: a nice ass

  25. Fergie Cleavage
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    Next please.

  26. Tom Cruise Fingerless Gloves
    bdog821
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    “I’m not a homo, these are my boyfriend’s”

  27. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Jim Bob
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    Her cup spilleth over

  28. Warwick Davis Wife And Daughter
    anj1546
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    Good thing they got their daughter braces, otherwise kids might’ve made fun of her for looking different…

  29. Jennifer Garner
    bdog821
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    “Whoooaaa, that one’s gonna stink”

  30. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Leather Pants
    bdog821
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    What’s she doing with Tom Cruise’s pants and horse??

  31. CanuckCutie

    And a way better actor

  32. Prince Charles
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    Who knew Prince Charles was a Jewish?

  33. Prince Charles
    Frank The Duck
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    “Musn’t look at the candles or I will freeze and be unable to sp….”

  34. Tom Cruise Fingerless Gloves
    Frank The Duck
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    ” I hope mommy did’nt forget the strings, I would hate to lose one of these..”

  35. Ronnie Oriz-Magro Swimsuit Model
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    1 Asian, 1 Mexican, 1 Cup.

  36. Jenna Dewan Hard Nipples
    Coyote
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    I don’t know who she is but I love those Breast

  37. Andy Garcia Stubble Yellow Glasses
    Charlie Hodge
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    Photo courtesy of Alec Baldwin.

  38. Fergie Cleavage
    Satan's bitch
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    FAIL.

  39. Fergie Cleavage
    lara
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    Is there a little Mickey Mouse on her skirt!?

  40. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Is it just me or are that dog’s eyes saying: “Suck it nerds!”?

  41. Prince Charles
    Satan's bitch
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    When did the Phantom lose the mask?

  42. Warwick Davis Wife And Daughter
    Jill
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    This photgraph and it’s placement is evidence that one Dinklage is worth 3 of any other people who are height challenged (?), including myself as I barely break the 5′ barrier.

    • My mom was 5′ in her youth, but she shrunk to 4’10″ many years later. My son’s girlfriend is 4’9″ and as cute as a bug’s ear. My niece towers over them at 5’1″, and she’s a doll. I love petite women.

      On the other hand, I also love tall ladies like Stacy Kiebler, who is 5’11″ and Gabrielle Reece at 6’3″.

      The moral of the story is “there’s a butt for every seat!”

  43. General Disarray

    Dude, that fucking dog is hu…oh wait, my bad.

  44. Fergie Cleavage
    Jill
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    I thought the event was called “Night of Fists” which I thought appropriate…the only first she has coming up in 2012 is her first colonoscopy.

  45. Jon Voight
    Satan's bitch
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    “What?! She stole another one? ANGIE!!”

  46. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    He looks like Garret Dellahunt in this pic.

  47. Jeremy Piven
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    Anyone for up for sushi?

  48. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    If I was colon cancer, I would definitely attack that ass.

  49. Cesar Millan Puppies
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    I dont know who this guy is but he’s definitely not gay.

  50. Kevin Connolly Scarf Tee Shirt
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    I cant wait til we all look back on this scarf trend and laugh our asses off.

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