Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and I know what you’re thinking, “Is he actually ending the day without posting the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy pics?” Yes. Yes, I am. Here’s why: a.) Legally, I can’t post them without getting sued into the goddamn apocalypse. b.) Is anyone really surprised the pics were conveniently leaked (by Dina) on the Internet totally fucking Playboy out of any profit? Because, seriously, how did they think this would play out? Gentlemen everywhere would stop by the local newsstand for some pipe tobacco and a print copy of the latest pornography featuring a down-on-her-luck actress? C’mon. I haven’t touched an actual nudie magazine since 1997 and that was to toss out an old Penthouse once my parents sprung for America Online. I believe my exact words were, “That’s right, homework. Hours and hours of homework…” And c.) Peter Dinklage has more awesome in, well, Peter Dinklage than Lindsay has in one nipple you can’t see because it blends in with her eight billion freckles.
Haha! Look at his little vest,
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little gear solid
This comment. I can’t stop laughing.
The dog looks embarrassed
What’s with all the little people in this thread today?
LOL
Small cargo package pants?
Those are ladies capri pants.
No, they’re custom-made cargo pants.
Sheesh.
Actually, they’re full-size cargo shorts.
gary busey changed his hairstyle. lookin good, bro!
At least he’s taller than Vern Troyer.
Yup still would…
Holy shit she’s tall. Y’know. Considering.
Editorial note: Caption should read: Prince Charles exhibited at the Natural History Museum in London. (December 8, 2011)
The Littlest Matrix
“JAJAJAJAJA I tinkled!!!”
Are they putting him up with the other dinosaur skeletons?
That’s the same dress Jim Carey wore in Ace Ventura at the mental hospital.
No it’s not, he wore a Hawaiian shirt and a tutu…. Clearly it’s nothing like it..
Yes, yes… THIS BIG!
…and that was AFTER cramming THREE tennis balls and a guinea pig in my ass. Ahhhh, life’s simple pleasures….
They grow up so fa-hey, wait a minute…
+1
I almost spit out my hot chocolate reading that
Glancing at the thumbnail, I thought Keira Knightley got a boob job.
“I know my gloves match my outfit, but they’re fingerless, so totally badass and not gay.”
Is there are reward for finding a bow-legged leprechaun?
For a minute I thought that said Jon Voight at an autopsy, and it seemed to describe the picture perfectly.
love, love, love sideboob!
I prefer full boob.
Invisible sandwich?
Errrrr – nope, not sandwich.
I think those are men’s safari shorts.
Was the five year gap between this and MI:3 meant to make us forget how asinine MI:3 was? I didn’t.
Not pictured: a nice ass
ahahahahahahaha!
Thank you. I do not understand all the boners and wet panties concerning her ass.
Next please.
“I’m not a homo, these are my boyfriend’s”
Her cup spilleth over
lolz
Good thing they got their daughter braces, otherwise kids might’ve made fun of her for looking different…
“Whoooaaa, that one’s gonna stink”
What’s she doing with Tom Cruise’s pants and horse??
+1
And a way better actor
Who knew Prince Charles was a Jewish?
“Musn’t look at the candles or I will freeze and be unable to sp….”
” I hope mommy did’nt forget the strings, I would hate to lose one of these..”
1 Asian, 1 Mexican, 1 Cup.
I don’t know who she is but I love those Breast
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Photo courtesy of Alec Baldwin.
+1
FAIL.
Is there a little Mickey Mouse on her skirt!?
That is Felix the Cat, not Mickey Mouse.
Is it just me or are that dog’s eyes saying: “Suck it nerds!”?
When did the Phantom lose the mask?
This photgraph and it’s placement is evidence that one Dinklage is worth 3 of any other people who are height challenged (?), including myself as I barely break the 5′ barrier.
My mom was 5′ in her youth, but she shrunk to 4’10″ many years later. My son’s girlfriend is 4’9″ and as cute as a bug’s ear. My niece towers over them at 5’1″, and she’s a doll. I love petite women.
On the other hand, I also love tall ladies like Stacy Kiebler, who is 5’11″ and Gabrielle Reece at 6’3″.
The moral of the story is “there’s a butt for every seat!”
Dude, that fucking dog is hu…oh wait, my bad.
I thought the event was called “Night of Fists” which I thought appropriate…the only first she has coming up in 2012 is her first colonoscopy.
“What?! She stole another one? ANGIE!!”
He looks like Garret Dellahunt in this pic.
Anyone for up for sushi?
{snicker}
If I was colon cancer, I would definitely attack that ass.
What ass?
Are you blind? Follow the legs.
You know…your colon isn’t really in your ass that much. Maybe you could go with like some rectal disease.
I dont know who this guy is but he’s definitely not gay.
I cant wait til we all look back on this scarf trend and laugh our asses off.
We’re already looking back at the mustache trend and laughing.