The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.28.12

December 28th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj‘s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.

Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
    dude
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    “Look what some crazy white person left in the ocean! A blender!”

  2. Sinead OConnor Yellow Teeth Bald Head
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    Looks like someone got her Christmas wish!

    It was anal sex. Just in case that wasn’t clear.

  3. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
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    FantASStic Voyage II: J-Lo Break!

  4. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    de plástico

  5. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
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    “Mother, he’s been drinking for 4 days straight now. I’m not sure what to even do with him”

    “Keith……KEITH! You’re upsetting Nicole, Keith”

    “whEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  6. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Clippers Game
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    “Serious, dawg? You followed us to a Clippers game?”

  7. Russell Simmons Covered In Sand Doing Yoga
    pipedreamer
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    The rarely seen “Douche-asaurus” on the prowl for a new mate.

  8. Lady Victoria Hervey Bony Chest Bikini
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    Where’s Shirley?

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    EricLR
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    Usually the cowgirl is smarter than the cow.

  10. Sam Jones III Los Angeles Missioin
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    Unless he adopts, I don’t think there’s going to be a Sam Jones IV.

  11. Jill Martin Bikini
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    Definitely a “liquor only” kind of night…

  12. Sinead OConnor Yellow Teeth Bald Head
    dude
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    this makes me sad

  13. John Mayer Santa Costume Katy Perry Twitter
    EricLR
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    Douchy Claus is coming to town…

  14. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
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    I take back any negative stereotype I’ve ever had about black guys and water

  15. Simon Cowell Life Jacket Jetski
    pipedreamer
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    “That undertow was simply dreeeeeeadful. You really think you’re ocean material?”

  16. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    dude
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    She squatted and opened her legs indoors. There were no survivors.

  17. Emily Blunt Butt Yoga Pants
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    Excuse me, but you’ve got a bit of difficult brown on your chin.

  18. Chloe Green Bikini Paddleboard
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    “Chloe….sweetie, he’s French. He’s not turned on by that kind of thing.”

  19. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll In Car Twitter
    EricLR
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    One of them has a bigger brain and better haircut, and the other one is Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.

  20. Sinead OConnor Yellow Teeth Bald Head
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    Excuse me, but you’ve got a bit of difficult brown on your chin.

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    jd
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    44 long.

  22. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’ll just write my name in the snow here, next to my vehicle.

  23. Sam Jones III Los Angeles Missioin
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    Which one…ehhhh, I don’t care.

  24. Gary Busey
    EricLR
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    Drop a quarter into the cup for the batshit craziest “Thank You” ever.

  25. Samuel L Jackson Laker Game
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    “Ah…I see you are intellectual as well, sir!”

  26. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
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    Nicki’s proud of her hour-and-a-half-glass figure.

  27. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
    pipedreamer
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    Worst Sleep Apnea remedy ever.

  28. Antonio Banderas Puffy Jacket Snow Pants
    EricLR
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    I dressed all by myself today!

  29. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
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    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christma–What the F@#$?

  30. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
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    I…..I can’t believe I’m saying this, ….but I would hit it.

  31. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
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    “Okay, Keith. Come on. It’s time to give some other boys a turn on the jungle gym.”

  32. Vince Vaughn Knit Hat Frowning
    EricLR
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    I think that heckler has a point. I really *do* suck.

  33. Malia Obama Secret Service Agents
    EricLR
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    Which one is she?

  34. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
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    “…*gasp* *gasp*…Al Campanis…*gasp* *gasp*…was right…”

  35. Simon Cowell Life Jacket Jetski
    EricLR
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    Oh shit, I left my dignity back in the 90′s.

  36. Simon Cowell Life Jacket Jetski
    Colin
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    “If this is Barbados, where’s the never ending Rihanna ass party?”

  37. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Clippers Game
    EricLR
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    Try to guess which one is just watching the pretty colors.

  38. Lady Victoria Hervey Bony Chest Bikini
    Josephus
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    I guess she just got a look at this photo, too.

  39. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez
    EricLR
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    Pretty sure this relationship is going to end in a stabbing.

  40. Mariah Carey Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Colin
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    Mariah Carey in Asspen? Too easy.

  41. Josie Goldberg Bikini
    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    “I got your inner tube, right here”

  42. Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Clippers Game
    small wonder
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    Kashyyyk native, Lilith, Plastic Man and a hot black girl. All is not lost with this pic.

  43. Josie Goldberg Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Inspired casting for Lifetime channel’s “The Untold Kate Upton Story: Boxed In.”

  44. Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Clippers Game
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    Oh, Albert Nobbs. If you only knew how your life would turn out, you never would have left service.

  45. Jill Martin Bikini
    Josephus
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    Jill Martin? I think you got the names backwards.

  46. Josie Goldberg Bikini
    EricLR
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    Wow, a tight body AND jewish! This one’s a keeper!

  47. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Colin
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    “Chris Brown broke another one! Deploying next Rihanna-bot!”

  48. Ian Somerhalder Scarf Fedora Sunglasses
    EricLR
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    Is he taking a plane to the 80′s?

  49. Jill Martin Bikini
    Sabado Gigante
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    “An Alanis by any other name would look as terrifying.” – Shakespeare

  50. Arsenio Hall Angry
    EricLR
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    At this point, he just hates his dog pound.

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