Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj‘s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.
Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),
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Katy needs to wax that ‘stache
From the veins on the boobs, I’m assuming that’s the Kim Kardashian blow up doll.
How to look like a douche in two easy colors.
His nickname would be “Arse”, wouldn’t it?
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No. There are a few implying he’s a homo. Haven’t you inferred that?
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present “U.K. Paris Hilton.”
“does this bikini make me look fat?”
no, but the skinny chick behind you does.
Good for him for volunteering.Wait, unless volunteering counts towards community service hours… and where’s that blond skank he’s always with?
Hmm. I never knew it got that cold in Santa Monica.
I’m glad it does.
Who? Wait, sorry. I meant, “Eww”.
whoa…butterface. and butterass. and..fuckit, nice tits.
armpit cleavage…
Nice kicks, Oddjob.
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that’s not normal.
But on meth, it is.
Maybe if you’ve got two eight-pound bags taped to your asscheeks.
I ain’t know meth had an ass like dat.
Yeah Simon, we’re wondering what the hell Russell Simmons is doing on the beach too.
Grumpy cat!
Talk about being appropriately dressed for an event.
It took me a while to notice that there’s a chair under her.
It’s really a gigantic coffee table.
That’s no coffee table…
/obi wan
That’s her toilet, actually.
He just sees a prostitute and is getting ready to charge.
I wheel sneef tha cheeze.
I VILL CRUSH YOU.
My wife has that scarf.
She is a woman.
Lookin good baby!
Ahh, $4 million at it’s finest!
I saw this girl on cops, they arrested her for possession of meth
Grumpy Cat: The Movie, starring Vince Vaughn. Coming 2013.
Oh…I saw mommy blowing gay Santa Claus…”
Oh…I saw mommy blowing gay Santa Claus…”
“You wear the red shoes – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You wear the blue shoes – you stay in Wonderland and we can go to a 24-hour, all you can eat pancake buffet.”
Did he hire Larry King’s stylist?
wrong fucking picture, damnit!
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Miley loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control —
What a wild duet!
loved his character in shallow hal
Is this a Flash Gordon sequel?
Her boob and calf appear to be around the same size
It’s a good thing he’s been practicing all that yoga, it’ll help him take the tranny hooker’s dick better tonight
Let’s play “Spot the Dressed-Down Secret Service Agent”
I count 2 of them.
The fat one in green?
“My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
“Hmmm…….this vest covers up my man boobs nicely….INDEED….”
You know Hollywood has officially run out of ideas when they make Big Mouth Billy Bass: The Movie.
Khloe: “I wonder how big that guy’s cock is.”
Kris: “I wonder how much money that guy makes.”
Bruce: “Won’t somebody please kill me?”
Khloe: “I wonder how big that guy’s cock is.”
Kris: “I wonder how much money that guy makes.”
Bruce: “I wonder how big that guy’s cock is.”
Khloe: “I wonder how big that guy’s cock is.”
Kris: “I wonder how much money that guy makes.”
Bruce: “My face looks normal. NORMAL!”
And they say “Money can’t buy happiness!”
B.F.D
(talking to girlfriend next to her)
“Oh #9? I’m not sure, I only slept with his teammates…yeah…but #22 definitely has the clap or something, I’m on my fourth round of antibiotics.”
From the looks of pedo-face back there in the striped polo, I’m not convinced that this isn’t the opener for a very special episode of Law & Order: SVU.
You mean the other rather obvious ‘secret’ service bodyguard?
So she survived?!?!
I thought for sure she died after they shot her with the shotgun in that “Whale Wars” commercial I saw the other night!
AHHHHHHHHHH! Photos of real people! Get it away!
buttereverything
That morning: “I like this vest, but it’s a lit-tle too butch…what should I counter it with?…”
I assume he got the ticket as a Christmas gift. There’s no way he could afford one on his own.