Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.
You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,
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who is who?
Dad!
i wonder if this is a fisheye lens or maybe he’s really just that fucked up looking
The latter. Definitely the latter.
At least his mouth isn’t hanging open, for once.
j-toxx
Whoa. JWoww is a person? I’m seeing a face for the first time… She should cover up those boobs more often.
Emma is looking at me the same way I look at her–by peeping through a window.
I wonder if he took any of their jobs.
DEY TOOK OUR JEYRBS
his face looks like a funnel cake.
or boiling pudding.
Sheesh…I was gonna say a dental filling.
I remember reading the line “his eyes look like two piss holes in the snow” in a book once, and having no idea what that meant. Now I know.
Here’s the easiest way to get famous again
Have an affair with the director?
Nice makeup, Nancy.
She looks sad. Someone should tell her that The Lion King is fiction.
Okay place your bets, who gave who the STD?
sex bomb
Understatement!
Bob-omb.
Ain’t no amount of “supplements” and cosmetic surgery that’s going to stop her from weighing three bills in about 10 years.
“Three bills” LMAO
he looks like the kind of guy that would lure you to his house under the guise of giving you free cocaine – then you wake up with no recollection of the evenings activities and a sore, bloody anus
So you’re saying money CAN’T buy class?
No, but it can apparently buy the Final Five in The Crap We Missed a few times a week. C’mon, Fish, you’re better than this. She looks like a plastic pig.
Really? Then I would love a ham sandwich!
She even kisses towards the cameras, what a vapid cunt.
I’ve often worn a Twister mat and tried to get girls to put their hands on green circle, but it never works.
your barn door is open
The Anti-Jon Hamm.
Smithers, come over and shut my barn door for me! Smithers!!
classless whore
Sexual oppressor.
Crack liberator !
if looks could kill…
Could?
that kid probably got some kanye semen (or urine?) on his lips now
Zoolander much?
Blue Steel != blue maple syrup.
Quiting at 2, nice gig. I hope they aren’t actually paying you anything.
lipstick, hair treated, sucking in his cheeks despite being rail-thin…what a fking girl
Somewhere Morrissey just splooged himself.
Rachael Ray is looking like shit these days.
Agreed! When I first saw the pic I was like, Rachel Ray’s hair looks like shit. She needs to fix those roots.
why are her tits pinned in the middle?
You must take your place in the Circle of Douche.
I wouldn’t be too thrilled that my star is in front of a broom closet…
Why couldn’t you buy the next set of photos where they all start kicking her? I’m sure the clicks would have more than paid for it…
I wonder if during all that time he spent in Folsom he ever figured he’d end up at some press conference in Moscow …..Good for him, another success story from the American Penal system.
What a cool guy!
Federal Penitentiary System Calendar 2013….
Now they’re inviting blow-up dolls to these events?
That would imply she has a use.
To quote Ali-G: That’s more like a camel hoof, girl…
Holy crap! That’s some resemblance.
Truly repulsive…I would only fuck her from behind….
That’s not a top-hat.. Someone tried to smoke him as a joint…
All that separates them is comedic talent…
Yeah, with all that talent, it is surprising that Radioman isn’t more famous.
If this is a porno, I’m in. Otherwise, more stills.
You know who that looks like? A female version of Kristen Stewart.
“Ho ho ho. See, best $29.99 you’ll ever spend!”
Seperated at birth…and then rejoined near death!
“Four score and seven years ago…. “
I think it’s cool he’s wearing one of those Vendetta masks.
“Where’s Kim? I gotta piss.”
“A little privacy in the outhouse, please.”
“Hurry! Get my picture! I’m out of rehab! Hurry…oh, too late.”
The one on the right was a lesbian before. I’m fairly certain the one on the left is now.
Ice, ice, Bieber
That awkward moment when you realize the Soviets are gone . . .