The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12

November 9th, 2012 // 531 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.

You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Robin Williams Radioman
    jorge
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    who is who?

  2. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    jorge
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    i wonder if this is a fisheye lens or maybe he’s really just that fucked up looking

  3. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    jorge
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    j-toxx

    • Ugh

      Whoa. JWoww is a person? I’m seeing a face for the first time… She should cover up those boobs more often.

  4. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    JC
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    Emma is looking at me the same way I look at her–by peeping through a window.

  5. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
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    I wonder if he took any of their jobs.

  6. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    his face looks like a funnel cake.

  7. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    JC
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    I remember reading the line “his eyes look like two piss holes in the snow” in a book once, and having no idea what that meant. Now I know.

  8. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Anthony
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    Here’s the easiest way to get famous again

  9. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
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    Nice makeup, Nancy.

  10. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Anthony
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    Okay place your bets, who gave who the STD?

  11. Kelly Brook Butt Pants Suit
    Stinker McStink
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    sex bomb

  12. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    JC
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    Ain’t no amount of “supplements” and cosmetic surgery that’s going to stop her from weighing three bills in about 10 years.

  13. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
    jorge
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    he looks like the kind of guy that would lure you to his house under the guise of giving you free cocaine – then you wake up with no recollection of the evenings activities and a sore, bloody anus

  14. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
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    So you’re saying money CAN’T buy class?

  15. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
    Anthony
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    She even kisses towards the cameras, what a vapid cunt.

  16. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    JC
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    I’ve often worn a Twister mat and tried to get girls to put their hands on green circle, but it never works.

  17. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    jorge
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    your barn door is open

  18. Lady Gaga Thong Buttcheeks
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    classless whore

  19. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    jorge
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    if looks could kill…

  20. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    that kid probably got some kanye semen (or urine?) on his lips now

  21. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Matty
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    Zoolander much?

  22. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Your mother
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    Quiting at 2, nice gig. I hope they aren’t actually paying you anything.

  23. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    lipstick, hair treated, sucking in his cheeks despite being rail-thin…what a fking girl

  24. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    guttboy
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    Somewhere Morrissey just splooged himself.

  25. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
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    Rachael Ray is looking like shit these days.

    • Miss Moppet

      Agreed! When I first saw the pic I was like, Rachel Ray’s hair looks like shit. She needs to fix those roots.

  26. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    why are her tits pinned in the middle?

  27. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
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    You must take your place in the Circle of Douche.

  28. Sam Mendes Javier Bardem Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I wouldn’t be too thrilled that my star is in front of a broom closet…

  29. Lady Gaga Thong Buttcheeks
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    Why couldn’t you buy the next set of photos where they all start kicking her? I’m sure the clicks would have more than paid for it…

  30. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
    guttboy
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    I wonder if during all that time he spent in Folsom he ever figured he’d end up at some press conference in Moscow …..Good for him, another success story from the American Penal system.

  31. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    catapostrophe
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    What a cool guy!

  32. David Beckham Underwear H&M
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    Federal Penitentiary System Calendar 2013….

  33. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
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    Now they’re inviting blow-up dolls to these events?

  34. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    To quote Ali-G: That’s more like a camel hoof, girl…

  35. Robin Williams Radioman
    guttboy
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    Holy crap! That’s some resemblance.

  36. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    guttboy
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    Truly repulsive…I would only fuck her from behind….

  37. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
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    That’s not a top-hat.. Someone tried to smoke him as a joint…

  38. Robin Williams Radioman
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    All that separates them is comedic talent…

  39. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    it had to be said
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    If this is a porno, I’m in. Otherwise, more stills.

  40. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
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    You know who that looks like? A female version of Kristen Stewart.

  41. Sam Mendes Javier Bardem Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    it had to be said
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    “Ho ho ho. See, best $29.99 you’ll ever spend!”

  42. Robin Williams Radioman
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    Seperated at birth…and then rejoined near death!

  43. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    Joe Blow
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    “Four score and seven years ago…. “

  44. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    it had to be said
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    I think it’s cool he’s wearing one of those Vendetta masks.

  45. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    joe
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    “Where’s Kim? I gotta piss.”

  46. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    “A little privacy in the outhouse, please.”

  47. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
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    “Hurry! Get my picture! I’m out of rehab! Hurry…oh, too late.”

  48. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The one on the right was a lesbian before. I’m fairly certain the one on the left is now.

  49. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    joe
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    Ice, ice, Bieber

  50. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
    it had to be said
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    That awkward moment when you realize the Soviets are gone . . .

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