The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.2.12

November 2nd, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.

So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that

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  1. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Mr. Poop
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    “Kendall, stand up straight. Bidding starts at 10 dollars!”

  2. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Still fat

  3. Kellie Pickler Cleavage Short Hair CMAs
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    Pickler?! I hardly know her.

  4. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    Mr. Poop
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    what the fuck

    • Pine Table Fever

      That’s exactly what the black guy in the background is thinking. Along with the rest of the planet.

  5. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    I’m not sure what she’s supposed to be dressed up as, but the sticky goo on the underside of my keyboard tray tells me that I like the corset.

    • JPC

      Pretty sure that’s “Binder full of women.” Looks like she (or her assistant) actually put decent effort into it, as opposed to the normal examples I’ve seen that just look like “Woman wearing a cardboard box”

      • Looking back at the picture now and realizing that that is exactly right about the Binder Full of Women costume, and wow, that is a really good job, only NOW do I get hard over this. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine—and then a signal is sent below to follow suit.

      • Ah, I get it now. I couldn’t figure out what that shit was around her waist, and by extension, that it was holding on the rest of it.

  6. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Dog lady

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    Mr. Poop
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    Damn, what a wide load

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Yuck!

  9. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
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    With that sad face, I think Eeyore might have been more appropriate.

  10. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Butt Tight Jeans House Hunting
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    This is why I keep my wallet in my side pocket.

    C’mon, gimme a thumbs-down… you know you want to.

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    Wow, that is some unfortunate lighting.

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    I want the name and address of the monster who did this to Kelly. He/She will pay dearly…

  13. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
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    Just swallow it, already.

  14. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    B&WMinstrel
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    Can’t there be just one year when he doesn’t go as a cunt

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    Ronaldo
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    Getting too fat. She better watch out

  16. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    Man, her pimp hand is strong…

  17. David Beckham Stretching
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    “I know it’s no John Hamm but it’s nice right?”

  18. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    How much for the tall, skinny one to choke out the old, dry one?

  19. The Saturdays Slutty Devil Costumes Halloween
    B&WMinstrel
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    I see three Saturdays and two weak ends

  20. Matt Bomer Grey Beard The Heiress Opening Night Broadway
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    Matt, buddy, stop applying that sticky aftershave….

  21. The Saturdays Slutty Devil Costumes Halloween
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    Horny devils!

    *crickets*

  22. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
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    I can literally hear him thinking: Choo Choo motherfucker…

  23. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    hijkmno
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  24. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    YAAR
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    No caption needed

  25. Kellie Pickler Cleavage Short Hair CMAs
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    What.
    The.
    Fuck.

  26. Kellie Pickler Cleavage Short Hair CMAs
    BigOkie
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    With a body like that, I can really almost forgive her shaving her head. But she did if for a good cause, so …

    Maybe I should just go beat off.

  27. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    B&WMinstrel
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    I can’t fucking stand old people trying to make you look at pictures of their grandkids

  28. Adrian Grenier Ninja Costume Halloween
    catapostrophe
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    Half-assed.

  29. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    YAAR
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    Who is he with? Damn…

  30. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
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    Her and Kate Gosselin should really make a porn together.

  31. Sharon Stone
    hijkmno
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    at least she’s finally dressing her age.

  32. Kristen Stewart Bitchface Simon Baker Cecil B. DeMille Award Recipient Annoncement For 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    BigOkie
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    Good to see Kristen Stewart with a smil…. er, um… look on her face again.

  33. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
    catapostrophe
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    Neither here nor there: I don’t care for that guy.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    BigOkie
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    How she continually gets listed as one of “Hollywood’s Best Bodies” I will never understand.

    Oh, and “MOOOOOOOO!!!” Since no one had said it yet.

  35. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    catapostrophe
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    Falling … down?

  36. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Homer Simpson belly.

  37. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Yes, Your Honor! I promise not to beat up any more women… today.

  38. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    BigOkie
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    I would say she forgot an item of clothing but then I really doubt it was “forgotten” so much as just “ignored”.

  39. Slash Perla Hudson Cleavage Zombie Costume Halloween
    catapostrophe
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    So the hat doesn’t come off?

  40. Slash Perla Hudson Cleavage Zombie Costume Halloween
    B&WMinstrel
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    ‘The dog it was that died.’

  41. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    elephantman
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    OUCH! She’s gonna look great in about 5 years!

  42. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    BigOkie
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    Really not too bad, but nobody has done this shot better than Alba a few years back.

    • Don quido

      Not too bad? She looks like she is crawling into the ovens at Auschwitz. The 1st pic of Sophia Bush, now that is some fine tail.

  43. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
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    I expected more from one of the minds behind Robot Chicken.

  44. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
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    So close…

  45. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    elephantman
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    I hope she’s pregnant!?

  46. Adam Levine Sons Of Anarchy Halloween Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    “And I am Adam jaundiced river!”

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
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    Lemme guess… fat-assed, no-talent famewhore? Nailed it.

    MOOO.

  48. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    Don quido
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    Aziz: Yeah, I hit dat. Guess which hole Thomas came in?

  49. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
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    He is one smug bastard, isn’t he? Deservedly so, mind you.

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress
    B&WMinstrel
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    Cat ass postrophe

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