Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.
So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that…
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“Kendall, stand up straight. Bidding starts at 10 dollars!”
Far too low considering that she must have heard how much the Brazilian girl got for hers. The fact that this “book Launch” happens to take place in Australia is also very convenient I might add.
Yeah, besides, US$10 in Australia is really like…*looks it up*…awwwwww. I so enjoyed making these jokes 20 years ago.
Still fat
Pickler?! I hardly know her.
what the fuck
That’s exactly what the black guy in the background is thinking. Along with the rest of the planet.
I’m not sure what she’s supposed to be dressed up as, but the sticky goo on the underside of my keyboard tray tells me that I like the corset.
Pretty sure that’s “Binder full of women.” Looks like she (or her assistant) actually put decent effort into it, as opposed to the normal examples I’ve seen that just look like “Woman wearing a cardboard box”
Looking back at the picture now and realizing that that is exactly right about the Binder Full of Women costume, and wow, that is a really good job, only NOW do I get hard over this. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine—and then a signal is sent below to follow suit.
Ah, I get it now. I couldn’t figure out what that shit was around her waist, and by extension, that it was holding on the rest of it.
Dog lady
Damn, what a wide load
Yuck!
With that sad face, I think Eeyore might have been more appropriate.
This is why I keep my wallet in my side pocket.
C’mon, gimme a thumbs-down… you know you want to.
But you don’t have pockets in your pants if you’re a woma—ohhhhhhh.
Wow, that is some unfortunate lighting.
I want the name and address of the monster who did this to Kelly. He/She will pay dearly…
I don’t know where he lives, but I’m pretty sure the monster goes by the name of “Cellulite”
My guess was ‘Father time’.
Just swallow it, already.
Can’t there be just one year when he doesn’t go as a cunt
Day… one day.
Getting too fat. She better watch out
Man, her pimp hand is strong…
“I know it’s no John Hamm but it’s nice right?”
How much for the tall, skinny one to choke out the old, dry one?
Consider this a thumbs up.
I see three Saturdays and two weak ends
+1 Clever
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Matt, buddy, stop applying that sticky aftershave….
Horny devils!
*crickets*
I can literally hear him thinking: Choo Choo motherfucker…
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
No caption needed
What.
The.
Fuck.
She shaved her friend for a friend with breast cancer. Other than that, her tits are fake and she’s as dumb as a rock. Go to YouTube and see her compete with a fifth grader. She thinks Europe is a country and hasn’t heard of Hungary :(
‘She shaved her friend’ I REALLY wished I’d seen that part.
I love it when verbal hiccups turn out to be so ripe for the picking. And I didn’t even notice until you caught it, so bravo, cc, for jumping on it.
In that case, good for her for supporting her friend. Don’t I feel like a dick. Well, not really.
With a body like that, I can really almost forgive her shaving her head. But she did if for a good cause, so …
Maybe I should just go beat off.
That’s my solution to everything.
Mine too.
I can’t fucking stand old people trying to make you look at pictures of their grandkids
Half-assed.
Who is he with? Damn…
Looks like a young Gillian Anderson
Only with way bigger jugs
Her and Kate Gosselin should really make a porn together.
Leather on leather doesn’t do it for me.
to dissuade people from watching porn?
at least she’s finally dressing her age.
Though most ladies her age wear bras.
I would still hit it, and like it
Good to see Kristen Stewart with a smil…. er, um… look on her face again.
Neither here nor there: I don’t care for that guy.
Not a Tigger Lover?
How she continually gets listed as one of “Hollywood’s Best Bodies” I will never understand.
Oh, and “MOOOOOOOO!!!” Since no one had said it yet.
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Falling … down?
Homer Simpson belly.
Yes, Your Honor! I promise not to beat up any more women… today.
I would say she forgot an item of clothing but then I really doubt it was “forgotten” so much as just “ignored”.
So the hat doesn’t come off?
‘The dog it was that died.’
OUCH! She’s gonna look great in about 5 years!
Really not too bad, but nobody has done this shot better than Alba a few years back.
Not too bad? She looks like she is crawling into the ovens at Auschwitz. The 1st pic of Sophia Bush, now that is some fine tail.
I expected more from one of the minds behind Robot Chicken.
He is? Huh.
Maybe the cigarette is there for irony.
So close…
I hope she’s pregnant!?
“And I am Adam jaundiced river!”
Lemme guess… fat-assed, no-talent famewhore? Nailed it.
MOOO.
Aziz: Yeah, I hit dat. Guess which hole Thomas came in?
more like tunnel
He is one smug bastard, isn’t he? Deservedly so, mind you.
Cat ass postrophe