The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.18.11

November 18th, 2011 // 528 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.

Sloppy, just sloppy,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    so we know she was performing a lot of oral sex on a mass amount of small penises.

  2. Donatella Versace
    The Old Man
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    Seriously?? Right before lunch??

  3. Fran Drescher Lollipop
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    despite having her ovaries removed. Fran Descher announced she is 4 months pregnant.

  4. Luke Wilson Fat Face
    your mom
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    Way to rock the white man’s overbite!

  5. Paz De La Huerta
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    The face of multiplicity, right here.

    • Euroman

      If you forget about the face; the rack looks lovely. The problem is the minute I see the face I want to barf

  6. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    I would definitely knock her up

  7. Fran Drescher Lollipop
    your mom
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    Do all book launches include mock blowjobs?

  8. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
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    There are so many things wrong with the photo’s caption, it’s hard to even make fun of the photo…

  9. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
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    Wow, the expressions on their faces capture the exact moment Regis decided to slide it forward…

  10. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
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    Regis: I gotta pee.
    David: Just go, man!

  11. Jon Hamm Scarf
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    “John! John! Please sign this! It’s a tattoo I have of your face… inside my vagina”

  12. Luke Wilson Fat Face
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    You ain’t nothin’ but a hurr durr
    derpa derpa derp

  13. Paz De La Huerta
    zorbitor
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    I’d like to see a photo from the night before
    @zorbitor

  14. Reese Witherspoon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In retrospect, Victoria Beckham looked great in that pic yesterday.

  15. Luke Wilson Fat Face
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    Lookin’ pretty chipper for just having his wisdom teeth pulled.

  16. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think I’d trust Jerry Sandusky with babysitting duties more than this guy.

  17. Reese Witherspoon
    it had to be said
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    Is Reese Witherspoon gonna have to smack a bitch?

  18. Donatella Versace
    shonzie
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    blond Steven Tyler

  19. Paula Patton Side Boob
    it had to be said
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    Damn.

  20. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    Coyote
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    That Dud is the Ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, and who told him how to carry a child

  21. Paula Patton Side Boob
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I honestly don’t remember The Joker having sideboob shots.

  22. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    Steelerchick
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    Help!! Some man is kidnapping me.

  23. Paz De La Huerta
    mrsmass
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    what is that?

  24. Paz De La Huerta
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks good from far and far from good.

  25. Lake Bell Cleavage
    Coyote
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    I have always like her body.

  26. Donatella Versace
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    Oh sweet fucking baby JESUS SHITTING A FOOTBALL what the fuck?

  27. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    cp3
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    Elvira’s daughter grew to be as tasteful and elegant as her mother.

  28. Luke Wilson Fat Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was so sad when I heard he ate his brother.

  29. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    Coyote
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    Yes Please

  30. Fran Drescher Lollipop
    Coyote
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    I got a Lollipop for her right Here

  31. Donatella Versace
    cp3
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    Janis the muppet

    • BE

      +1

      There’s a fashion icon for ya!

      Sporting 10K plus just with the jacket and STILL looks worse than an average transvestite.

  32. Paz De La Huerta
    it had to be said
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    Must be early in the night. She only looks like shit, as opposed to death.

  33. Paz De La Huerta
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Jaundice-chic, how ummm…sexy?

  34. Luke Wilson Fat Face
    mike
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    john ritter’s lookin’ pretty good!

    wait

  35. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
    it had to be said
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    At one point these guys were both relevant.

  36. Donatella Versace
    rough, rough, notoriouss
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    Say I love you Donatella! “eye wove woo”

  37. Lake Bell Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her being naked is the only reason I watched that HBO show, “How To Watch Lake Bell Naked”. I think that’s the name of it.

    (BTW, the answer is with your cock in your hand.)

  38. Luke Wilson Fat Face
    it had to be said
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    No belt, shirt untucked, unfocused look on his face . . . is he getting released from jail?

  39. Jon Hamm Scarf
    it had to be said
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    He’s a great actor. On TV he’s a bad dude, in real life he wears scarves like a bitch.

  40. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    Any Guy
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    this guy looks like he smells, all the time.

  41. Usher Bowtie Pencils Of Promise
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The only man in America who enjoys a young, white boy more than Jerry Sandusky.

  42. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    If only you could put a paper bag over a personality…

  43. Lake Bell Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to make my own Little Lake Bell between those breasts . . .

  44. Usher Bowtie Pencils Of Promise
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I did bugger Bieber.

  45. Reese Witherspoon
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    So what? Now they’re remaking Risky Business with a chick?

  46. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Horse’s grandmother was my favorite character on Sex and the City.

  47. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
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    Drop the kid, Ronson and let’s see those fingers!

  48. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    She should try out the the original AbCuts – Harikiri.

  49. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    it had to be said
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    Sarah needs to shave the bottom half of her legs as well. Although, in fairness, I bet grooming the top half took most of the day.

  50. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Golden Girls remake looks like good stuff.

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