The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.7.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you from the fortunate side of Florida that isn’t getting wind-boned by Hurricane Matthew right now. I have no idea how I guessed the right side of the state to move to, but I assume I’ve been smiled upon by the Gator Gods for finding pictures like this one of Usain Bolt grabbing his dick, because he’s as shocked the rest of us that it hasn’t fallen off. There’s also Kim Kardashian’s somehow still-employed bodyguard, as well as Idris Elba, who is apparently really training to become a kickboxer, because when you don’t let someone play Bond, shit gets real. You guys enjoy all of that. I’m going to go buy a bunch of guns at a flea market to shoot pythons with since I assume I now owe a proper Florida sacrifice. #GatorBless

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