The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11

October 28th, 2011 // 436 Comments

Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold‘s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.

Literally any minute now,

- The Superficial

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  1. Lone Wolf

    I think she overdraws the lipstick on her upper lip. Although I hate that, I’d overlook it based on the boobs. As for the rest of her, I haven’t seen Thor and it’s hard to get a good take on her body from 2 Broke Girls, but it seems accepatable. That is all.

  2. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    Gimme a sec, I need to… consider… no yeah, I still would.

  3. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    K… Khloe…?

  4. Toby Keith
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    I try to cut country music some slack every now and then, but shit like this doesn’t exactly help.

  5. What are those cool things in her shirt?!

  6. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    robynnn
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    Her new show is truly, truly terrible.
    It will be canceled.

  7. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    robynnn
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    Epitome of Butterface. Wow.

  8. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Roseanne Barr as a vampire?

  9. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Blech
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    Someone’s got a knuckle for a nose!

  10. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    Blech
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    Aflack!

  11. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Blech
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    I actually really like the set she’s wearing… Very nice color, just pretty. Anyone know: is that Victoria’s Secret or what?

  12. Meh

    Butterface!!!!!

  13. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Radadoon
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    Hey Ya’ll, the McBoob is back!

  14. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    Hated her in Thor.
    Hope she gets a Razzie or something for that.
    A small part but she made it pungent.

  15. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    “psssst…I think this is where we came in. Grab your popcorn and let’s get the fuck outta here…”

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