Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.
In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,
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Yaiks !!! He really looks dreadful. Those rotten teeth, really disgusting. Wondering how much longer it’s gonne take for him to od’d.
At least you seem to know who he is. Yuck.
warning: do NOT zoom on teeth
With that face, I think the teeth are the least of his worries.
He must be English.
Ditto! How is this guy still alive!?!
Hey wait a min., I did not know Crack heads could actually gain weight. What the hell is going on here? Is it truly the end of the world upon us? Oh Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
Promise to keep your pencil away from me, deal?
I suppose holding a dog makes Usher the woman in this relationship. Unless he was just ordered to take the dog for a walk…
Gender roles can get a little confusing in such relationships, just ask Chris Brown.
Turnaround is foreplay.
Usher is a power bottom ! I thought Bieber was his power bottom!
Look at the size of the turd that fell out of her ass!
Is that racist?
‘ye’ isn’t a turd because he is black. he is a turd because of the crap he pulls.
It’s not ‘ye,’ it’s the poor dude on the set of the perfume ad that has to get dat ass up a ladder for the rooftop shoot. Kanye should land on the poor dude’s head any minute now.
Assuming all black men are Kanye West = racist.
It’s only insulting to turds.
What a trooper… Helping a fellow musician, Jessica Simpson, feel good about herself….
Bravo, Lily.. Bravo…
More like “Penises of Promise”
Who?
“Your nose is-a troppo grande!”
Time has been kind to Stephen Hawking.
looking jolly mr. corgan!
Get the ladder! Kanye got stuck all up in that again.
“Ima sorry Mister Brody but you phone is nice but your nose is sooo big…”
“No problem. I used to do this stuff when I grew up on the farm. Sometimes you just gotta reach right in and pull the calf out by the legs. I got this!”
I thought it was Kate Goslin
She won’t last long out of water.
Mary, where are my 12 apostles?
Orange and pink are two colors that should never go together. Someone needs some fashion help.
And those are just his eyelids.
The tie DOES match the lipstick.
“GET IN MA BELLY!”
“Oh, L.A. Jesus, how I have longed to walk in your clown-shod footsteps!”
“Go ahead motherfucker… Do the WoooWoooWoo in front of me.. I dare you…”
Funny thing about Weebles – they wobble, but they don’t fall down.
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee! Please please please pay attention to ME!
George “The Animal” Steele looks weird without the Green tongue.
All jokes aside, she’s not quite ready for the knacker’s yard yet.
No, she’s ready for the glue factory
Holy crap, I thought it was Madonna incognito (i.e. hiding the guns)
Tell Justin I thought it was hilarious!
“What do you mean ‘there are no step stools needed for sex’?”
“After I won an Academy Award? Oh, random things, here and there, you know….I shot that Heineken commercial last year, that was pretty fun….”
“……………..”
Hailing the last train to Doucheville.
Who knew that sucking the life force out of orphan children would leave an aftertaste?
“…then Tom put his ear near John’s penis, like this, to listen for his pulse. I thought it a little bit strange.”
DAMN!! That is one ugly woman.
Fast, though. She wins every race by a nose.
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Geezus! I’ll bet even her kids couldn’t tell them apart.
That’s why they never asked Daddy to get them a pony.
“At my signal, unleash hell.”
“Miss Holmes, what is it like to experience human emotions again after such a long time?”
Nice, his tie is just as obnoxious as he was
Weird. I thought people used to bite gold coins to tell if they were real, not credit cards.
She is just sucking that last little bit of coke left on the card.
Savoring some residual Ahhnuld
“DESPITE ALL MY GUT, I AM STILL JUST A …..Bears fan?”
Woman in a short red dress. Normally, that’s sultry. In this case means: Stop. Bat-shit crazy. Consider your life choices before you proceed.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/282330
Like a splash of cool water on the face after the last two picts.
“Soooo, tell me what you want! What you really really want!”
“I want, I want, I want a really big gun to blow your head off”
I hate you for making me sing that song in my head :)
What is this woman’s occupation? Should I know?
It’s really up in the air at this point. She is either an escort, a Real Housewife of Miami, or a model, or all of the above. I’m going with option D. She slept with Joe Francis, apparently, so dignity isn’t one of her strong suits.
Real Housewife of something something
Do a Google image search and I think you will “get the picture”.
::takes off sunglasses::
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!
WHO CARES!!! I just want to see more of her.
Hell yes. Big crush on her since Breaking Bad.
+1
liked her since Veronica Mars
Same here and those nips aren’t hurting any.
I first saw her on the Gilmore Girls. I don’t usually go for the (Real) Skinny Girls; but she is smokin’. Totally raw sex appeal. She is Great as the “B in 23″
Oh yeah? Well I hearted her before her dad’s exploded on the operating table so there!
There are so many things going on here I dont even know what to say
“So you’re saying, under oath I remind you, that you were unaware Scientology was dreamed up by a mentally disturbed, sexually deviant hack writer?”
THINGS TO DO:
1. Kill Shane Warne
2. Bone Elizabeth Hurley
Whore – check
Pregnant – check
(extends leg, kicks out door) – check
This. All day, this.
They made her buy two tickets on the Marrakesh Express.
Is that ladder made out of adamantium?
I LOVE ADAM ANT!
Haahaha! Nice subverting of the expectations! :D
The Donald hits the streets, making his $5 million the hard way, one sweet trick at a time.