The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

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  1. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    KV
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    Yaiks !!! He really looks dreadful. Those rotten teeth, really disgusting. Wondering how much longer it’s gonne take for him to od’d.

  2. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    Promise to keep your pencil away from me, deal?

  3. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I suppose holding a dog makes Usher the woman in this relationship. Unless he was just ordered to take the dog for a walk…

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    The Royal Penis
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    Look at the size of the turd that fell out of her ass!

  5. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    What a trooper… Helping a fellow musician, Jessica Simpson, feel good about herself….
    Bravo, Lily.. Bravo…

  6. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    More like “Penises of Promise”

  7. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  8. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Dave
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    “Your nose is-a troppo grande!”

  9. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Animal
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    Time has been kind to Stephen Hawking.

  10. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
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    looking jolly mr. corgan!

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Shoebacca
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    Get the ladder! Kanye got stuck all up in that again.

  12. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
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    “Ima sorry Mister Brody but you phone is nice but your nose is sooo big…”

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Dave
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    “No problem. I used to do this stuff when I grew up on the farm. Sometimes you just gotta reach right in and pull the calf out by the legs. I got this!”

  14. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    SIN
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    I thought it was Kate Goslin

  15. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Animal
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    She won’t last long out of water.

  16. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    patch
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    Mary, where are my 12 apostles?

  17. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Deacon Jones
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    “GET IN MA BELLY!”

  18. Donald Trump The Late Show
    The Royal Penis
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    Orange and pink are two colors that should never go together. Someone needs some fashion help.

  19. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Dave
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    “Oh, L.A. Jesus, how I have longed to walk in your clown-shod footsteps!”

  20. Arsenio Hall Angry
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    “Go ahead motherfucker… Do the WoooWoooWoo in front of me.. I dare you…”

  21. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    Funny thing about Weebles – they wobble, but they don’t fall down.

  22. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Shoebacca
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    Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee! Please please please pay attention to ME!

  23. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    patch
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    George “The Animal” Steele looks weird without the Green tongue.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Dave
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    All jokes aside, she’s not quite ready for the knacker’s yard yet.

  25. Geri Halliwell
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    Holy crap, I thought it was Madonna incognito (i.e. hiding the guns)

  26. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Tell Justin I thought it was hilarious!

  27. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “What do you mean ‘there are no step stools needed for sex’?”

  28. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Deacon Jones
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    “After I won an Academy Award? Oh, random things, here and there, you know….I shot that Heineken commercial last year, that was pretty fun….”

    “……………..”

  29. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Animal
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    Hailing the last train to Doucheville.

  30. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Dave
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    Who knew that sucking the life force out of orphan children would leave an aftertaste?

  31. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    patch
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    “…then Tom put his ear near John’s penis, like this, to listen for his pulse. I thought it a little bit strange.”

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    SIN
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    DAMN!! That is one ugly woman.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Deacon Jones
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    “At my signal, unleash hell.”

  34. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    Dave
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    “Miss Holmes, what is it like to experience human emotions again after such a long time?”

  35. Arsenio Hall Angry
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice, his tie is just as obnoxious as he was

  36. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Dave
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    Weird. I thought people used to bite gold coins to tell if they were real, not credit cards.

  37. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Animal
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    Savoring some residual Ahhnuld

  38. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Deacon Jones
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    “DESPITE ALL MY GUT, I AM STILL JUST A …..Bears fan?”

  39. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Woman in a short red dress. Normally, that’s sultry. In this case means: Stop. Bat-shit crazy. Consider your life choices before you proceed.

  40. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
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    Like a splash of cool water on the face after the last two picts.

  41. Geri Halliwell
    Deacon Jones
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    “Soooo, tell me what you want! What you really really want!”

    “I want, I want, I want a really big gun to blow your head off”

  42. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    catapostrophe
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    What is this woman’s occupation? Should I know?

  43. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
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    Hell yes. Big crush on her since Breaking Bad.

  44. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Deacon Jones
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    There are so many things going on here I dont even know what to say

  45. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    Animal
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    “So you’re saying, under oath I remind you, that you were unaware Scientology was dreamed up by a mentally disturbed, sexually deviant hack writer?”

  46. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    THINGS TO DO:
    1. Kill Shane Warne
    2. Bone Elizabeth Hurley

  47. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Deacon Jones
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    Whore – check
    Pregnant – check
    (extends leg, kicks out door) – check

  48. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    catapostrophe
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    They made her buy two tickets on the Marrakesh Express.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Mr. Poop
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    Is that ladder made out of adamantium?

  50. Donald Trump The Late Show
    FattyMcGee
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    The Donald hits the streets, making his $5 million the hard way, one sweet trick at a time.

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