Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?
I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!
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Bountiful Breasts.
.. that’s all I got. Too distracted to think.
Johnnie Knockers Red..head
“There’s . . . an . . . OPEN BAR!?!?!?!
Depp was unavailable?
The face on that mannequin is distracting.
She’s showing off her money shot face and he’s like…”must …not ..look.”
It’s Prince William, but it makes no real difference: one inbred royal is as good as another.
It’s going to be real awkward when you has to use that bedpan.
Apparently I write sentences like a cat meme.
Snorting you dad’s ashes: not even once.
Keith was completely bored with interviews by 1970 and has been amusing himself ever since by telling outrageous fibs to interviewers… The ashes story falls in that category. I don’t doubt that he’s done some crazy shit but his memory of actual events is likely a tad hazy.
“You get love? Tune in Tokyo, right? It’s like your breasts are radio knobs.”
Private Jack Daniels tasting party?
I’m going to invite Kate Upton and Sophia Vergara to a private ether sniffing party. Should be awesome… for me at least.
That ten year old Progeria patient is being so patient while he waits for Mick.
(wait a second….she’s actually laughing at my anal sex joke…?)
Good Evening and welcome to the Mexican Music Awards.
And the award for Best Mariachi goes to…
And good night and thanks for tuning in.
Ignorance is a blessing.
Is there something odd about hawking bras and going out of your way to show you don’t wear bras?
Your move, Russel Brand and Steven Tyler…
“Look! We’re all equal!”
hahaha….
HAHAHaha…
haaaaa….
Anyone else think that her face was photoshopped onto the head?
Black skin does not botox well did you see tyra b
I love when they come out with the scary bobbleheads for Halloween.
Finally, someone got a Scotch tasting right….pour them right down her cleavage
Male Fantasy showing off Floral Fantasy
This guy makes my cookies.
Christina! Christina! How many bottles are you hiding under there???
Baby bird is hungry!
“and then, I grabbed her tits like this…”
I think Frank Costanza is more subtle.
Once again, Abagail Spencer demonstrates her famous orgasmic high note.
“You got those. I like those on a woman.” – Johnny Dangerously
This doesn’t need a caption, just looking at it is enough
St. Giles, patron saint of puffy women and black doo-wop singers.
Antoine Dobson in drag? Really? That’s what we have to look forward to on a Friday?
What the Fox is wrong with her face?
Now he knows how Aniston felt.
If you listen carefully you can hear his hip breaking.
She learned that O face at Harvard…
“Come play with us. Forever, and ever, and ever.”
One of my favorite movie lines EVER.
I’m pretty sure someone just told her it was a tasting to get her drunk.
Good call EricLr!
…so,…so then, I switched to my Barrett rifle and got two head shots, but then this fucking noob hit me with a grenade launcher and I missed my 20 kill streak”
Jon Hamm’s dong is that big?!
Did I ever tell you about how I first met Helen Mirren?
Did not age well…
More like “did not plastic surgery well”
Kahlua and milk works, so why not Johnny Walker?
These girls save photoshoppers time by needing only one shared thought bubble above them, and it only has to say, “I loathe you.”
Her face stayed like that for over four minutes. The interviewer finally just left and had nightmares all night.
hahahahahaha
Hilarious. I usually picture crickets chirping when there is silence on the other end of a phone call. Now this will be my visual.
hahahahaha oh god my stomach hurts.
Damn, she always looks good…
Nice porn stache Jack Black.
Looks like even his watch gave up keeping time…
whoa, who the fuck is this girl?
Leven Rambin. She was in “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”. She recently played Glimmer in “The Hunger Games”.
Nothin’ to see here brother… Just the Hulk in disguise…
These are the voyages of the your ass out of this ballpark, bub!
I would love to see a sex tape leak from them… Just to take them off their high horse…
Whoring out The Cathedral for some asinine commercial…best thing to happen in the paaaark since July, 2011 (hangs head in shame).