The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Bonky
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    Bountiful Breasts.

    .. that’s all I got. Too distracted to think.

  2. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Joe
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    “There’s . . . an . . . OPEN BAR!?!?!?!

  3. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Joe
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    Depp was unavailable?

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
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    The face on that mannequin is distracting.

  5. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    She’s showing off her money shot face and he’s like…”must …not ..look.”

  6. Prince William
    Joe
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    It’s Prince William, but it makes no real difference: one inbred royal is as good as another.

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    It’s going to be real awkward when you has to use that bedpan.

  8. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Joe
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    Snorting you dad’s ashes: not even once.

    • Dick Hell

      Keith was completely bored with interviews by 1970 and has been amusing himself ever since by telling outrageous fibs to interviewers… The ashes story falls in that category. I don’t doubt that he’s done some crazy shit but his memory of actual events is likely a tad hazy.

  9. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    “You get love? Tune in Tokyo, right? It’s like your breasts are radio knobs.”

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    BigOkie
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    Private Jack Daniels tasting party?

    I’m going to invite Kate Upton and Sophia Vergara to a private ether sniffing party. Should be awesome… for me at least.

  11. Mick Jagger
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    That ten year old Progeria patient is being so patient while he waits for Mick.

  12. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    (wait a second….she’s actually laughing at my anal sex joke…?)

  13. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Good Evening and welcome to the Mexican Music Awards.

    And the award for Best Mariachi goes to…

    And good night and thanks for tuning in.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    enkidu
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    Is there something odd about hawking bras and going out of your way to show you don’t wear bras?

  15. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    BigOkie
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    Your move, Russel Brand and Steven Tyler…

  16. Prince William
    Deacon Jones
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    “Look! We’re all equal!”
    hahaha….
    HAHAHaha…
    haaaaa….

  17. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Anyone else think that her face was photoshopped onto the head?

  18. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    I love when they come out with the scary bobbleheads for Halloween.

  19. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Deacon Jones
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    Finally, someone got a Scotch tasting right….pour them right down her cleavage

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
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    Male Fantasy showing off Floral Fantasy

  21. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    This guy makes my cookies.

  22. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Christina! Christina! How many bottles are you hiding under there???

  23. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Baby bird is hungry!

  24. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    “and then, I grabbed her tits like this…”

  25. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    EricLr
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    Once again, Abagail Spencer demonstrates her famous orgasmic high note.

  26. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    “You got those. I like those on a woman.” – Johnny Dangerously

  27. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Oscar
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    This doesn’t need a caption, just looking at it is enough

  28. Prince William
    EricLr
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    St. Giles, patron saint of puffy women and black doo-wop singers.

  29. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    Antoine Dobson in drag? Really? That’s what we have to look forward to on a Friday?

  30. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    What the Fox is wrong with her face?

  31. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Now he knows how Aniston felt.

  32. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    If you listen carefully you can hear his hip breaking.

  33. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    She learned that O face at Harvard…

  34. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    Arlene
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    “Come play with us. Forever, and ever, and ever.”

  35. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure someone just told her it was a tasting to get her drunk.

  36. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    Deacon Jones
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    …so,…so then, I switched to my Barrett rifle and got two head shots, but then this fucking noob hit me with a grenade launcher and I missed my 20 kill streak”

  37. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    DontNotNope
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    Jon Hamm’s dong is that big?!

  38. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    EricLr
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    Did I ever tell you about how I first met Helen Mirren?

  39. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Did not age well…

  40. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Kahlua and milk works, so why not Johnny Walker?

  41. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    These girls save photoshoppers time by needing only one shared thought bubble above them, and it only has to say, “I loathe you.”

  42. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    EricLr
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    Her face stayed like that for over four minutes. The interviewer finally just left and had nightmares all night.

  43. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Damn, she always looks good…

  44. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Nice porn stache Jack Black.

  45. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    phffft...
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    Looks like even his watch gave up keeping time…

  46. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    whoa, who the fuck is this girl?

    • Michael

      Leven Rambin. She was in “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”. She recently played Glimmer in “The Hunger Games”.

  47. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Nothin’ to see here brother… Just the Hulk in disguise…

  48. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    EricLr
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    These are the voyages of the your ass out of this ballpark, bub!

  49. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    I would love to see a sex tape leak from them… Just to take them off their high horse…

  50. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    Whoring out The Cathedral for some asinine commercial…best thing to happen in the paaaark since July, 2011 (hangs head in shame).

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