The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    kimmykimkim
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    Get your ass back inside you filthy prick.

  2. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Dude, Premium Rush is still in the theaters! They’re doing the gritty reboot already?

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    cc
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    Shortly after the earphone fell out, she resorted to her default lyrics….lalalalalalala, fireworks, lalalalalalala, unh, aieaieaieaie.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    kimmykimkim
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    That dude’s pointy boner just scratched my screen. What a dick.

  5. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    Oh wait, is that a red dot I see in the middle of his chest? Hallelujah.. ah shit it’s just a speck on my glasses.

  6. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    They’ve just been swimming, apparently.

  7. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    cc
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    A scene from the lamest movie chase ever…Russell Crowe’s character, an anthropology professor, has to break his wife out of prison, only a police officer on a bicycle is on to his plot, and a chase ensues.

  8. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    I thought that was the real Taylor Swift for a second.

  9. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    cc
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    If there was a little though bubble over his head it would say ‘Gee, I hope she falls twat first onto my face.’

  10. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    Jake Schreier…he’s a creepy looking mother fucker.

  11. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She’d actually look pretty good in a burqa.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Oh my god, leave the guitar at home, asshat.

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    cc
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    ‘I gave my love a cherry,
    that had no stone.’

    Smash, crack, crash, bam

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    I had an aunt that dressed like that. She died of Alzheimers about a decade ago.

  15. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    kimmykimkim
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    Nuh-uh.

  16. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    missloopy
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    i love her. i don’t even care.

  17. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    cc
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    He’s actually carrying the head of a walrus.

  18. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    damn, can’t some plastic surgeon fix that shit?

  19. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    The latest in maternity wear…a body stocking and Corey Haim’s old vest.

  20. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
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    She always looks a bit daunted.

  21. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    kimmykimkim
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    Hahahahahaha!

  22. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    shoulder pad? Really?

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    performing…. dressage?

  24. Misty May Treanor Bikini
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    she could kick all of our asses.

  25. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    Shazam!

  26. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    Evidently he’s prepared to stand his ground if Seal shows up brandishing Skittles.

  27. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    I’d wreck this cheap bimbo 99x.

  28. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    I’ve done it in the position. Requires a really big wang to make it work right.

  29. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
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    At least someone can afford Whole Foods prices.

  30. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Punchin' the Munchkin
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    Dammit Willis! This is why you don’t bang your wife in the 9th month!

  31. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    cc
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    Make up is the closest thing to magic you’ll ever discover.

  32. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    I can’t believe this guy was an actual Gladiator. Talk about a dark horse.

  33. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    No, it’s okay, go ahead and swallow honey, I don’t need to see it.

  34. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    This is one of those body-switching movies, right?

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Nice to see Bettie Davis is looking well these days.

  36. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    cc
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    ‘Just took a little 20km swim to cool off’

  37. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d give it squeeze or five.

  38. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    Ayn Rand (taking a break from sucking Satan's cock)
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    Hey, good idea, smother those Republicans while their young. It’s a lot harder if you wait because their heads get so fat.

    • Ayn Rand (taking a break from sucking Satan's cock)

      “they’re”
      fuck you, it’s not like I was a GOOD writer

  39. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    By this time tomorrow, Parks and Rec better have that pole out of there.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    *urp* ‘Too many oats!’

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “Gaaah that song is horrible” *Katy bends over* “Ah, yes that’s better”

  42. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    A rush of blood to the boobs will do that.

  43. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    The guy on Jenny’s right gets the point.

  44. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
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    A women who looked like that hit on me at a wedding when I was like 19 or something. Even at that permaboner age, I had to decline.

    • Cock Dr

      Such standards in a 19yo male are rare indeed.
      Are you sure you just weren’t scared to death of big sinewy man hands and a mouth like a grouper all over your helpless nubile young body?

      • cc

        I left out the part about being scared. I preferred that people think of me as ‘discriminating’ rather than ‘scared to death’.

  45. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    Nuh-uh!

  46. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Meh…call me when he breaks out a Keytar. Music to my ears.

  47. Misty May Treanor Bikini
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    At least this isn’t the Final Five.

  48. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    I could have used a Final Fifteen of more Kate Upton, but this was actually pretty great.

    • Happy_Evil_Dude

      Upton? You’ve got to be kidding? Given a choice I’d always land my plane in the Hudson river.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Lucky girl, who needs to pay for a mic stand when you bring your own.

  50. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    she is adorable… and that ass is amazing, as always.

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