The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Milk Studios…

    Tee hee.

  2. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Gay dude #1 is checking out gay dude #2′s meat.

  3. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    This is more in line with her field of expertise, as opposed to something like, say, medicine and epidemiology.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    2nd from the left – LMFAO

  5. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Grizzly Adams on a bike.

  6. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    mrsmass
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    that looks safe.

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    joe
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    Looks like even she can’t stand listening to herself “sing.”

  8. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Her mom = hotter

  9. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    joe
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    2037: Kicked to the curb, dejected, and overweight, Lance Armstrong still won’t admit doping.

  10. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    joe
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    Langella attended the David Carradine School of self-help.

  11. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Hey look… Richard Kiel in drag.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Am I the only one that sees Emily Blunt here?

  13. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    Not only does he wrap pink sweaters over his shoulder…

  14. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    YAAR
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    “Yes God Damnit! Go ahead and hop on my face, I have no time to explain!”

  15. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    that woman has delicious hips, but they are hidden in this picture.

  16. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    Someone guerrilla masked him.

  17. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    All these guys have autism and she’s taking them home to cure them. With massage therapy. Of her vagina. With their penises.

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Sing those milkers off!

  19. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    “I ATE A BABY!”

  20. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    “I ATE A BABY!”

  21. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Ho Ho Hooooleee crap you’re fat!

  22. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    In related news, childhood gonorrhea is up 300%

  23. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
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    “I ATE A…”

    Oh, hello.

  24. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Looks like that homeless guy stole a bike.

  25. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    YAAR
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    Nice try to distract me from the chest. But no dice…

  26. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Whoa… shame about the face.

  27. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Hey, it’s 5 sperm burpers!

  28. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    Squishing invisible dicks.

  29. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    The original Photoshop.

  30. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Seriously?!
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    I hear The Joker in the background somewhere…

  31. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    That is one ugly key fob.

  32. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Tour de Hobo.

  33. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Why is she there if it’s an “Inspiration Gala”?

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Serenading her on the way to get milk? Jesus that is one high-maintenance chick!

  35. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
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    If she’s here, who’s blogging the coupons?

  36. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    I may not have a clue to who sh is, but I can appreciate a quailty kiester!

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    “Left foot! Falalaaaa! Right foot! Falalaaaa! Left foot! Falalaaaa…”

  38. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
    Senor Trout
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    Same prop, different setting.

  39. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    I hear if you trap the alien right as it fires out then the doctors can save you.

  40. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    Not the first time she’s gone down on a pole.

  41. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    “Well, I am off to stake a dump. Chow.”

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    The cleavage is still not enough to distract from the face.

    • Ruth

      I agree that her face is stunningly beautiful.

      • coyote

        She had a horrible accident and had to have Reconstruction surgery. It takes awhile for things to get relaxed and start to look normal. She is a trooper and YES she is starting to look HOT again. Three Cheers for Rose!

      • You don’t get out much.

      • Fletcher

        Yeahhhh… that car accident was 5 1/2 years ago ago and the only injury to her face was a cut under her eye (which didn’t even leave a scar). Her fish lips and over botoxed, puffy face has nothing to do with her “injuries”. Stop blaming that car accident for her botched face.

  43. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Ok its “ciao,” but then I read it and it made me think of her eating a hoagie while dropping a deuce so it works in a sense.

  44. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    You never… NEVER go full retard!!

  45. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    I thought Republicans were against abortion; especially late term?

  46. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    MisterSuccint
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    Needs to spend some time with her cousin Personal.

  47. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
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    Sometimes fashion simply works.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    She can almost hide behind that.

  49. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    Che bella figura!

  50. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Not seen in the photo; short bus to the right.

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