Wait. How does the dog even know who she is to get it up?
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Peter Sarsgaard taking on a role that clearly should have gone to Michael Fassbender, a mortified Aaron Carter realizing his DJ equipment didn’t come with a big black microphone and Serena Williams on the court with Judo, Judo, motherfucking Judo!
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I’m guessing that return broke the sound barrier.
Score another winner for Eric
Aren’t they just a pair of dandy wankers.
Nice camel toe.
Power Derping.
first time I’ve laughed on here in months
Dude, Eric is fucking hilarious
Why does he always look like he’s auditioning for the role of Thor’s grandfather?
That was the first thing that came to my mind too
“Need anything lifted because i can totally lift stuff.”
+1
Yes. Yes he can. Yum.
mmmmmmmm. put me down for some of that, please.
Downwind of this must smell like the inside of an old dresser.
…as long as you don’t get too close to the snail tracks, that is…
wow she looks way hotter than the orginial one
Wrote the handbook on how to dress like a complete hipster assbag.
This comment is a great setup to read before clicking the next photo.
Is that a man?
If you marry me, you won’t have to worry at all about me stabbing you in the middle of the night…nope…not at all.
Lindsay, take a long hard look. This is you in 2 years…
No way! Phoebe bathes and wears undergarments and is committed to a rigorous schedule of random posing on Robertson, come rain or shine. That’s a level of professionalism that Lindsay could never achieve.
Could this day possibly get any better thought the dog and then the woman beside them took out a pound of sausages on her lap
Oops
Purple Rainman.
WTF?!
OK, yeah. It was supposed to be a reference to Purple Rain and Rainman, since it’s a purple scarf and Rainman was kind of weird.
Big fail. I sensed it after I posted it.
How about this:
Russell Brand’s new job – mike stand for Steven Tyler.
Flannel is for lesbians. Good choice.
And I want a toy train, and a matchbox car set, and a Millenium Falcon lego set…
Bringing soccer to the hundreds of people in America who can stay awake for 90 minutes of soccer.
In the words of the almighty Pete Axthelm ( R.I.P. ) “Will all eight Americans who like soccer please stand up”.
Yeah, I suppose you prefer (American) football, where you spend more than three hours to watch what amounts to an average of eleven minutes of actual playing action. At least 90 minutes of soccer yields 90 minutes of actual soccer.
NFL games are made long on purpose to sell more beer, pizza and chicken wings. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – I just like to think of it as a grass-roots stimulus package for the American economy.
I beg to differ, TomFrank. Ninety minutes of soccer yields 60 minutes of guys rolling around on the ground grabbing their shins or feigning some kind of injury that lasts about 30 seconds. And let’s face it – they play a game where they can’t use their hands. How fucked up is that?
Ha ha! Except one of us is exaggerating and it’s not me.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406.html (“Football Games Have 11 Minutes of Action”)
JA JA JA JA. Funny joke, Guy. Small penis. That’s hilarious… Be cause he has a small penis. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
There is no hair club for British men.
That or it’s too close to the dentist’s office for comfort.
A pekingese holding a yorkie. Ha!
Looks like Poncherelli from CHiPS.
You know, just waiting around and hoping isn’t going to make “Breakin’ 3″ happen.
^
Also a lover of velvet.
Ha ha! It took me a second to get that one. In my defense, I’m an idiot.
Ever since that mean little girl stole his scooter, he’s had to hope around town… Poor guy…
In all fairness, that fly had it coming.
Those gag reflex exercises are really going to pay off.
That raises an interesting point about pornstars. Do they acquire the ability to suppress their gag reflex, or do they somehow not have one? Inquiring minds want to know. Speaking of which, have you ever seen Heather Brooke in action?
Rub a little cocaine on the uvula and BANG, no feeling in the back of the throat.
You’re welcome.
practice makes perfect
Those homemade contact lenses just never work out as well as you think they would.
“I get to play Octomom in a made-for-TV movie! Woohoo!”
Wow, it’s like she became her character in “Death becomes her”…
I can still do romantic comedies…no, the liver spots go right away with a little makeup.
He’s ditched the scooter and opted for the invisible horse instead.
“No, I’m NOT a gay wizard, you fuck.”
If Boardwalk Empire is looking for somebody to shoot in the face, here’s your man.
I won’t make fun of this. I get no pleasure from shooting an animal that clearly wants to be shot.
!!!!!!!!!
king of the fuck-tards, in his sari.
he’s not funny, not handsome, not clever, PLEASE STOP SHOWING PICTURES OF HIM.
Now, where’s my medication
You should just kill yourself now, Kiefer.
The earlier you get to Home Depot, the better your chances of finding work.
The lost Judd sister.
Beck never buttons the bottom button in case an emergency itch arises….
Something tells me he doesn’t hate all the penis he sees on Chat Roulette.
Wow, Ricky Gervais keeps shedding those pounds!
“Wolverine….come back with my scooter!!!!”
“Now watch me while I go punch this kid.”
Totally fingering herself.
Some fast-talking dame was givin’ me the lip and the runaround, so finally I says to her “Look, missy, I’m on an investigation with the clock ticking here. Now, do you know where my career is or not?”
Perfect – just perfect.
You might want to go back and get a refund on that naugahyde tuneup, Ms. Hawn.
So this is what Madonna looks like naked?
He looks like he’s only got Dinklage by a couple of inches. Giggity.
The sign behind him that says “LIC KING” says it all.
I thought it said “Garlic King”.
Is Fleetwood Mac getting back together?
She looks large & dangerous….and she has a racquet.
Fabulous UK accents cannot make up for those faces.