Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures of my peni– Oh, sonofabitch. While I go hug myself crouched on the shower floor, check out Kat Von D looking elegant as always, Russell Brand lining up some weekend companionship and yes, I mean gay bum sex, and finally, 50 Cent just now finding out that his internet girlfriend was this guy the whole time.
“C’mon, two Manti Te’o references? Maybe he got his heartbroken, and plus, FOOTBALL!” – You guys
“Cancer. He lied about his make-believe girlfriend dying of cancer.” – Photo Boy
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“‘E iz, how you say… Bag of douche?”
This guy has done a great job transforming from a serial killer to an actor. Kudos to you, sir!
“Why yes, I AM a smoker…how did you know?”
“What the hell is a Renee Zell Wedger?”
Ain’t it a golf club?
What a fucking douche.
I was thinking tool, but douche works.
The word “douche-lord” comes to mind.
All he needs is a bagpipe and he could be auditioning for the post-modern version of Braveheart.
The retard still thinks he’s funny. NOT.
It’s nice of the Superficial to take pictures of random hobos. Way to expand your horizons!
“Show me a tygah. Yeah, baby!”
Someone tell Mr. Bond that Jaws made it back from the moon.
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Why yes…I do believe this pleases me.
“Brothers and sisters, I have been healed. I used to look like Russell Brand. But now I look like this through the power of JEEBUS!”
halp me jeebus
He’s clearly going to fashion week to get some advice.
No teeth huh? That works for me.
What the hell do hobo’s need surveying equipment for?
Hey, man. There’s nothing more uncomfortable than sleeping on an un-levelled parking garage exhaust grate.
“Chow, chow, chow, mothafucka.”
Finally–arrested by the fashion police.
He needs to be beaten by the fashion police.
I’m almost embarrassed to say that this may be the first time I’ve ever noticed her rather shapely butt.
Well at least we know she’s properly balanced…
“And now I’d like to sing Taylor Swift’s song “Fifteen,” because that’s how many microseconds I waited before shooting down her request for a date. Its also how many times I’ve slept with One Direction. Love you, Taytay!”
Dude, you’re fucked :)
I’d love to see Terry Richardson’s resume:
- Coked out whores
- Psycopaths
“Yes, yes, as long as you don’t make any sudden or erratic moves, you MAY approach and touch the hem of my garment.”
The woman declined the following offers:
1. Have sex with me?
2. Have sex with me for $50?
3. Have sex with me for $65?
4. Let me touch you?
5. Let me pet your dog?
6. Wanna hear a new O.J. Simpson joke?
7. Can I give you an autograph?
(pull line out of winch)
“oh…that’s, that’s nice”
How he scores hot chicks is beyond me… He must be a real living tripod…
Explains a lot, like how Richardson managed to make Lindsay Lohan actually look good in his pictures.
When is someone going to put this fucker in his place?
I’m talking to you, Busta Rhymes !
Yeah hon. We’re all that bored with his act too.
The Lakers season in one image.
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Different hair, still no emotion…
Wow, good troll face!
I think he showed up for Fashion Weak.
Wow.
Many a male masseuse have seen this view…
“hey, I’m David Spade. See those paparazzi? They’re following me. Want to have sex?”
50?!?!? How does it feel to look like Chris Brown dressed you?
“I’m on my way to a wedding. Why, am I over-dressed?”
For fuck’s sake, man, you are 43 years old! Put you hat on right, start wearing some big-boy shoes, and send the gold chain back to 1987.
Wanted to say the same.
could be worse. have you seen kanye?
When you’re that rich, you can afford not to give a fook
Wow, How’d you like to ask that kid for the credit card…
“Kunta-Kinte-Brand, I have FOUND you…”
For a second, I thought this was a scene from Ghostbusters.
Is this the season premiere of “Parking Wars”?
This lady is hot…especially when she’s topless!
And off to the internet….
His mom’s going to be mad when she finds out he took the toilet surround mat.
At this point I doubt he’s gonna get much of a rise out of his mother.
If we could just get someone to propose to her with a camera in the room…
You love me! You really love me!… Wait, this isn’t an Oscar…
Do horses get furballs?
that disguise kit is missing the fake nose and mustache
If he was any kind of proper psychopath, he’d be eating that.