The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.13.12

January 13th, 2012 // 420 Comments

She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensive stance, Jessica Alba‘s unfortunate jeans selection and the first photo of Katy Perry post-divorce and possibly post-Tebow Teabagging. “As the Lord rests his blessing upon my touchdowns, so do I rest my balls upon your chin. Amen.”

Peace be with you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
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    “CARICATURES, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU LIKE THEM?”

  2. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    So Motorola finally perfected the banana phone?

  3. Matt Lauer
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    Invisible nipples.

  4. Katy Perry First Photo Since Divorce Blue Hair
    Bringbackbabalu
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    Love the blue hair!

  5. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
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    The back of her jeans gave a shrug, indicating that they don’t know where it went either.

  6. Willard Scott Al Roker
    Deacon Jones
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    “I’ve got some brotha in me, Al. Dont believe me? Look at my hand, man!”

  7. Jamie Kennedy
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    “Yes, I wash my own clothes. Why do you ask?”

  8. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
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    Is she’s smiling because she landed on an 8″ black dildo?

  9. Derek Hough
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    Dude! You’ve been waiting for 20 minutes…that sneeze ain’t coming!

  10. Katy Perry First Photo Since Divorce Blue Hair
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    Is this a curtains carpet thing because I would pay to see that.

  11. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    Dealing with ex-girlfriends…you’re doing it wrong.

  12. Jamie Kennedy
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    Remember, this is the guy who banged Jennifer Love Hewitt. There’s hope for us all.

  13. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
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    “So I guess we all just look alike huh?”

  14. Jack Black Mario Lopez
    Deacon Jones
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    Ah…Jack, Jack, Jack….

    You used to be funny man. Now look what happened to you. The sleazeballs in corporate Hollywood roped you into a bunch of PG-13 flicks = instant respect downgrade.

  15. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Horseback
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    “Vadges? We don’t need no stinking vadges!”

  16. Matt Lauer
    Deacon Jones
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    “But I’m a Republican! I can’t be wrong!”

  17. Snooki Cleavage
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    So does Team Snooki put in the packing peanuts or is that the Situations job?

  18. Rachel Hunter
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    On this power walk, I would not get between her and a Dunkin Donuts

  19. Jack Black Mario Lopez
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    “I realize that I made ‘Year One’ and ‘Nacho Libre’, but I still shouldn’t have to talk to Mario Lopez if I don’t want to. The punishment should fit the crime man.”

  20. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
    Deacon Jones
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    (burp)
    “Damn it…Beth…there’s beer on that CD. Dont cut it out on that one…”

  21. Snooki Cleavage
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    It takes a team to handle her box.

  22. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
    Deacon Jones
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    lol….man, those are some rough looking hoes…

  23. Matt Lauer
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    “Jesus! For the last time, I didn’t ‘Set Kanye up.’ He’s just stupid.”

  24. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    I was mildly surpirsed to find this girl has done some pretty hardcore S&M lezbo porn. Quite a bit of it

  25. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
    color blind
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    Didn’t realize Sam and Bokeem Woodbine looked so alike. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0940158/

  26. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
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    Beth isn’t the prettiest girl around, but how she is able to kiss that face is beyond me.

  27. Matt Lauer
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    “And I would have handled the whole thing differently if someone would have told me he was a gay fish.”

  28. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
    Star Droppings
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    Are those jeans upside down?

  29. Dijon

    This site couldn’t survive without TMZ…

  30. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I think this picture of him holding that fucking drink is the final proof this guy is indeed flaming.

  31. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
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    My four year old nephew falls down and laughs about it too, but we don’t call it a talent.

  32. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s interminably boring.

  33. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
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    Goddamnit! Who buried Randy Savage in that cemetery from the Steven King book?

  34. Jamie Kennedy
    Bigalkie
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    Jamie Kennedy loses fingers in one experiment too many.

  35. Rachel Hunter
    Star Droppings
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    He only had to wait twenty years and now, finally, people are wondering why Rod Stewart was with HER.

  36. Snooki Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Butch Patrick ( now known as Snooki ) makes her first public appearance as a woman. Her transition was painless thanks to the love and support of all her fans.

  37. Willard Scott Al Roker
    The Pope
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    That’s the biggest pair of boobs that I’ve seen on this site all year!

  38. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
    pretty vacant
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    #TOO COOL 4 SCHOOL.

  39. Rachel Hunter
    Bigalkie
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    Single White Fe-whale

  40. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
    Star Droppings
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    Xzibit finally figured out how to mount tanning bed lights under the navigation system.

  41. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
    LadyLynna
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    “Oh em gee, did you see that girl on the previous page? hellooo skin cancer!”

  42. Rachel Hunter
    LadyLynna
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    This is some of the secret footage captured for TLC’s What Not to Wear.

  43. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
    The Pope
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    How she gets up those steps like that is friggin’ amazing!

  44. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    LadyLynna
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    Please tell me Jay Leno is secretly her father.

  45. James Franco Trucker Hat Sunglasses
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    “Well, I’m in LA. Where’s my degree from UCLA? What do you mean I have to actually go to class there?”

  46. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
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    Looks like somebody could use a V8.

  47. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    “I’ll drink it, but next time when I order a comically oversized drink, bring me a COMICALLY ORVERSIZED DRINK!”

  48. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
    GeorgeWBush
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    Serious butt-shrinkage going on here after that last kid…so begins the downward slide

  49. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
    chopped75_xl
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    The last time he had a ball gag in his mouth, the other one wasn’t a banana and it wasn’t in his ear.

  50. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
    LadyLynna
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    “Oh em gee, I love pina coladas! Best girls weekend evarrr!”

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