Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed: Now With 40% More Boob-Water! This time around, Kelly Brook is getting pregnantier, Tom Brady looks and throws like a person with a vagina and Karissa Shannon stars in the five-part epic, “Prelude to an Anal Wart.” (Dedicated to Daemon8666 who demanded a surprise at the end of these things.)
I didn’t know Pete Ross was a proctologist,
- The Superficial
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that’s a dude, right? yeah, that’s a dude.
Funny, I read the subtitle as “Tom Brady PRANCING in Los Angeles”
I’m seeing double! Four Pinks!
sure’s that’s not sarah hyland? …
looking good man!
hahahahahaha!
He’s 9 years younger than Ian McShane but thanks to the magical power of alcoholism they look like twins. Booze… is there anything it can’t do?
Everybody is argueing over fat and skinny chicks in the previous thread. So I guess I will say it. First Bitches!
“Commencing fart in.. 3… 2… 1…!!!!”
“Look again. I’m sure I brought a magazine…”
With each passing day Pugsley looks more like his late Uncle Fester.
Oh you are the man giving the finger grow up!
That hat wants a propeller on top
One word “Wow”!
The Bjork In Red
That ur iq or dick size
I’m not trying to be bitch, but is she pregnant?
Yes, there’s a bun in the oven & it’s not from Cinnabon.
Nice. Thanks.
Holy Shiz she’s extra pregs now check it: God gawd look at her boobs below!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3472976/KELLY-Brook-pregnant-with-her-first-child-by-boyfriend-ex-rugby-star-Thom-Evans-25.html
He hunting wabbit twacks
Kendra has a hard time getting things into her mouth, unless they’re penii.
Talk about Fester features
I actually find him to look pretty normal, don’t ya think??
Sam: “If they’re not in the car maybe I left my keys in here…”
He was in an elevator with me once. I thought he was a homeless dude until my girlfriend pointed out it was Robin Williams.
outta the dumpster and into the Buick
skankalicious!
So…she spent like 20 minutes bent over the car with her ass in the air? She’s like some kind of whore princess.
What a tool!
She will always be a whore
If I was the Prince of England, I would just sit around with a dozen or so concubines and let them service me. This guy is walking to the North Pole…what a fucking idiot!
Perhaps he feels some flickerings of patriotism & philanthropy. It would be appropriate being that he hit the UK birth lottery.
The concubines will be waiting when he gets back.
How do you think he proposes to keep warm on his trek through the Artic? He will have rest stops every few kilometers filled with bear skins and bare skins, that’s how!
That’s kind of what the end result of sex with Hef looked like, too.
And that’s when my drinking problem began.
^ This.
That’s ten points and control of the board, tell me where you want to move Mikey.
Damn. Dude looks like a Jewish Santa here. Santa Clausowitz.
As opposed to Tom Cruise, who makes fisting gestures on El Homoguero.
dammit, you got ahead of me with the obvious Homoguero joke. I’ll think of something else..
That’s Retarded
“That’s not a baby bump, it’s just stretching from my gargantuan penis. Ladies??” – The Superficial Writer
“Hey baby…you wanna date? $50 for full service”
$50? Shit let me hit the ATM. I’ll take three and a rusty trombone for the finish.
Hair looks like she just arrived from the gym.
Is Hilary Swank doing a football version of “Million Dollar Baby?”
HAHAHAHAAAAA
Million Dollar Crybaby?
I want to come up with a smartass comment, but there are so many dirty, dirty thing I want to do to her that it almost seems like piling on at this point. Add one to the list: piling on.
Ba-dum-cha!
Just like Hef’s golden showers.
+1
Nice gunt, attention-whore.
Flashback to her teen years as an underage stripper?
I would pound it to dust.
Is he auditioning for a remake of Castaway?
Good one!
Judging on the distance she’s misjudged between her hand and her mouth, I’m estimating that Hank Baskett’s penis is 2 feet long.
I’m not leaving the comment I thought up because McFeely beat me to it. And said it better than I would.
She’s clearly just cooling down from her workout…that she hasn’t started yet…um…fuckit, she’s just stupid.
Gawd DAMN!
Well, that is her best angle.
Did you mean “anal”?
“wow ,so soft! i must know where you get your fabric softener”
Seriously? She looks very pretty here. That’s a hell of a smile.
looks like a few situps are in order…on my penis.
No Carey, the joke is on YOU my friend. You’re banging a guy.
The beard’s back, he must be shooting a serious movie again.
“The Last Days of Saddam Hussein”?
That’s too funny! What’s he doing? Poppin a butt zit?
He looks like a frail, white version of The Rock.
If ya smellllllllllllll…what Franco…is…smokin’.