The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.1.11

April 1st, 2011 // 297 Comments

Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed: Now With 40% More Boob-Water! This time around, Kelly Brook is getting pregnantier, Tom Brady looks and throws like a person with a vagina and Karissa Shannon stars in the five-part epic, “Prelude to an Anal Wart.” (Dedicated to Daemon8666 who demanded a surprise at the end of these things.)

I didn’t know Pete Ross was a proctologist,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tom Brady
    T1
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    that’s a dude, right? yeah, that’s a dude.

  2. Carey Hart Pink
    Myles Kilometers
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    I’m seeing double! Four Pinks!

  3. Mila Kunis
    T1
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    sure’s that’s not sarah hyland? …

  4. Robin Williams
    T1
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    looking good man!

  5. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    Jill_Ess
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    hahahahahaha!

  6. Robin Williams
    Bucky Barnes
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    He’s 9 years younger than Ian McShane but thanks to the magical power of alcoholism they look like twins. Booze… is there anything it can’t do?

  7. Everybody is argueing over fat and skinny chicks in the previous thread. So I guess I will say it. First Bitches!

  8. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    Honkey
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    “Commencing fart in.. 3… 2… 1…!!!!”

  9. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    TomFrank
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    “Look again. I’m sure I brought a magazine…”

  10. Boy George
    Bucky Barnes
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    With each passing day Pugsley looks more like his late Uncle Fester.

  11. Carey Hart Pink
    Boo
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    Oh you are the man giving the finger grow up!

  12. Tom Brady
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    That hat wants a propeller on top

  13. Mila Kunis
    Boo
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    One word “Wow”!

  14. Blake Lively
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    The Bjork In Red

  15. Carey Hart Pink
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    That ur iq or dick size

  16. Kelly Brook
    Mila Kunis
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    I’m not trying to be bitch, but is she pregnant?

  17. Prince Harry
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    He hunting wabbit twacks

  18. Kendra Wilkinson
    JC
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    Kendra has a hard time getting things into her mouth, unless they’re penii.

  19. Boy George
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    Talk about Fester features

  20. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    Bucky Barnes
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    Sam: “If they’re not in the car maybe I left my keys in here…”

  21. Robin Williams
    sparkymcgee
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    He was in an elevator with me once. I thought he was a homeless dude until my girlfriend pointed out it was Robin Williams.

  22. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    M3Essential
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    outta the dumpster and into the Buick

  23. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    M3Essential
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    skankalicious!

  24. 2for2true

    What a tool!

  25. Prince Harry
    sparkymcgee
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    If I was the Prince of England, I would just sit around with a dozen or so concubines and let them service me. This guy is walking to the North Pole…what a fucking idiot!

    • Cock Dr

      Perhaps he feels some flickerings of patriotism & philanthropy. It would be appropriate being that he hit the UK birth lottery.
      The concubines will be waiting when he gets back.

      • The Critical Crassness

        How do you think he proposes to keep warm on his trek through the Artic? He will have rest stops every few kilometers filled with bear skins and bare skins, that’s how!

  26. Kendra Wilkinson
    Josephus
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    That’s kind of what the end result of sex with Hef looked like, too.

  27. My Name Peggy

    And that’s when my drinking problem began.

  28. Robin Williams
    LT
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    Damn. Dude looks like a Jewish Santa here. Santa Clausowitz.

  29. Bradley Cooper
    Josephus
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    As opposed to Tom Cruise, who makes fisting gestures on El Homoguero.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson
    That's Retarded
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    That’s Retarded

  31. Kelly Brook
    Josephus
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    “That’s not a baby bump, it’s just stretching from my gargantuan penis. Ladies??” – The Superficial Writer

  32. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    sparkymcgee
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    “Hey baby…you wanna date? $50 for full service”

  33. Blake Lively
    Cock Dr
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    Hair looks like she just arrived from the gym.

  34. Tom Brady
    Josephus
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    Is Hilary Swank doing a football version of “Million Dollar Baby?”

  35. Blake Lively
    Josephus
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    I want to come up with a smartass comment, but there are so many dirty, dirty thing I want to do to her that it almost seems like piling on at this point. Add one to the list: piling on.

  36. Kendra Wilkinson
    IRockSoxOff
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    Just like Hef’s golden showers.

  37. Chilblain

    Nice gunt, attention-whore.

  38. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Flashback to her teen years as an underage stripper?

  39. Kendra Wilkinson
    Carlton Banks
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    I would pound it to dust.

  40. Robin Williams
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    Is he auditioning for a remake of Castaway?

  41. Judging on the distance she’s misjudged between her hand and her mouth, I’m estimating that Hank Baskett’s penis is 2 feet long.

    • Fletch

      I’m not leaving the comment I thought up because McFeely beat me to it. And said it better than I would.

  42. Kendra Wilkinson
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    She’s clearly just cooling down from her workout…that she hasn’t started yet…um…fuckit, she’s just stupid.

  43. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    It had to be said
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    Gawd DAMN!

  44. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
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    “wow ,so soft! i must know where you get your fabric softener”

  45. Kelly Brook
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    Seriously? She looks very pretty here. That’s a hell of a smile.

  46. Kelly Brook
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    looks like a few situps are in order…on my penis.

  47. Carey Hart Pink
    Tyler Perry
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    No Carey, the joke is on YOU my friend. You’re banging a guy.

  48. Robin Williams
    Tyler Perry
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    The beard’s back, he must be shooting a serious movie again.

  49. Karissa Shannon Sam Jones III
    heahie
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    That’s too funny! What’s he doing? Poppin a butt zit?

  50. James Franco
    Josephus
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    He looks like a frail, white version of The Rock.

    If ya smellllllllllllll…what Franco…is…smokin’.

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