Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed and by now you guys know the drill, so let’s dive right in: A mother let The Situation hold her infant because apparently SIDS was taking too long, Ke$ha stopped wearing a bikini, Zach Galifianakis forgot the gold chains and Nicki Minaj truly is the Black Lady Gaga, complete with matching penis.
Pitying fools,
- The Superficial
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Is the the movie poster for the remake of “Mask” with Cher?
OhmyFUCKINGGOD.
Octomom, take note: this is your very near future.
Just you watch, if I leave the baby here long enough milk will come out of my nipple.
I think he’s trying to breast-feed it some steroids.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Looks like they already tried
Looks like she caught on fire and they tried to put her out with a rake.
James Carville with collagen and a weave?
Nice catch. It would not have occurred to me but she actually does resemble the ragin’ cajun.
One is missing…
I think it’s behind Brad.
They traded in one of the white ones for two more brown ones.
Agreed. The Shim is hiding behind dad.
If you ain’t got an Eskimo, then you ain’t s**t.
and you noticed? Props. I would have been like Ange, oblivious as to how many were behind me.
“Hey Snooki, look what fell out while you was dancin’!”
I’m sure she told the photographer she was leaving the “pilates studio” to be trendy, she’s obviously coming straight from a tanning salon.
She should ask for a refund…
Shiloh got replaced by the other white ones…
Apparently in the Pitt household, brown kids use their own two feet.
The real question is, why is her penis white?
I think she was playing it safe because the show was in Buffalo. Racists.
Finally a ding dong on here!!!! Oh it is fake? Who gives a shit I will take whatever I can get! This is truly marvelous!
Because the middle aged suburban white women bought all the black ones?
I thought it was Aretha Franklin.
Joan Rivers looks into her future…
Idle Speed
No Wake
Manatee Zone
Is that a regular bathing suit with entendors, like they have for airplane seatbelts?
niiiiiiice!
They clearly didn’t put enough lead weight on her to drown her!
Probably thought they didn’t need any more weight to do the job.
Wow, Brad looks less like an old, grody hipster douche, and more like a regular hipster douche. Except I still somehow wanna hit it.
For someone who hates “the P People” she looks damned glad to see them.
Vagina: Its not a god damned clown car!
Extendors. Fail.
That is very sad & disturbing.
“I miss Hef’s golden showers…”
Its raining tootsie roll trolls!
She is one of those people that could be just stepping out of a shower and she still looks dirty and smelly. This chick has the absolute worst taste in casual wear. Walmart much?
She’s used to having a snorkel in– no. Too easy.
Actually, the real question is when did Elvira grow a penis?
Looks like somebody stopped at a Halloween mask clearance sale on the way to dinner….
Looks ok for being the first full facial transplant for a burn victim.
Jenna Jamison! You get me!
Does your face hurt? It’s killin’ me! Rimshot!
why does the one in the stripes have the ” who the fuck are these people?” look…
This is the first time they’ve let her out of the pine box she was shipped in
Her eyes are saying, “How are you only gonna carry the white kids?”
haha, omg, she really does
Who’s the chick on the left? She looks a lot like Nasim Pedrad from SNL.
I think that’s Mario’s fiancée. Courtney Mazza or something.
she totally does. But more like Nasim playing Kim Kardashian with those crazy eyes.
On the bright side, at least Ke$ha put a dress on.
Merkin: You’re doing it wrong.
Renee Zelwegger two days after a date with Chris Brown.
That is absolutely the most adorable way I have ever seen someone keep herself relevant.
Sandra is now second guessing whether or not Sally Struthers sold her a “smart one.”
I don’t know if she had surgery or if shes dating Chris Brown
it’s fine if we miss this every week…
Why the snorkel, can’t she just use her blowhole?
^^that was awesome^^
That’s the wayyyyyyyyyy they became the Shady Bunch!
Charlie Sheen’s sister is just as fucked up as he is.
ooooh oohhh aaaah aaahhhh ooooh oohhh aaaah aaahhhh (scratches asshole with index finger, smells it) ooooh oohhh aaaah aaahhhh ooooh oohhh aaaah aaahhhh
FUCK YOU! She’s amazing, talented, the best singer around, best music, and all entertainers are on dope. She actually looks good w/out makeup. In summary, FUCK YOU, SHE’S THE BOMB!
this reminds me of the SNL sketch with her as the Bride of Blackenstein. Jesse Eisenberg fucked up BIG TIME.
I don’t think you will find the phrase “swarthy threesome” in Websters. But if so, we just found the pic.
You know what would make that dress look even better? If Kate Gosselin got hit by a truck in it.
HAHAHAHAHA
That was comedy gold. I was going to go for the old ‘if someone else was wearing it’
So… we’re trying to plug up that oil leak once and for all?
I’m ashamed to admit I want to put on my spelunking gear at rappel into her vagina.
Why not just rent a helicopter?
i would suck on Joan Rivers asshole just to get this image out of my head…
Man-teeting – because naturally produced douchiness is better for future guidos and guidettes than formula douchiness.
Has the United Color of Benetton seen this? I think they got an iron clad lawsuit here…
Um, this didn’t get a pink star for NSFW? Just saying.
That’s because she’s holding a fake penis in her hand. If this was a guy with his real penis hanging out, there would be a pink star.
My employer would have a fit if I had a pic up showing a dildo. Just saying.
Hmm…this site and work…they just really don’t go together.
Im sure your empoyer would have a fit no matter what picture/website you were looking at while at work
uh….
Wow, way to joke about SIDS asshat.
That SIDS joke is actually pretty damn funny.
A funny joke can be made about any subject. If you’re the type to believe that jokes should only be constructed around nice or safe subjects, then you’re a prig.
Yeah, it’s funny until your child dies from it.
It was funny, and it’s called black humor for a reason. You remind me of the guy who heckled Joan Rivers after she cracked a joke about deaf people – “It’s not funny if your child is deaf!” To which she responded “Fuck off, my mother was deaf (true) and humor is one of the ways we cope with the tough shit in life.” She felt sorry for the guy because he was obviously angry about his child being deaf, but he personalized a joke that wasn’t meant personally. So really, look at the context here – it’s fucking funny. If you lost a child and it hits too close to home, that really is your personal issue and probably means you’re far too sensitive a snowflake to be reading this site at all. Dead baby jokes lurk everywhere but like most sick humor it’s not meant personally, so better stay under the bed until you can deal with it.
That’s really sad when it’s considered being sensitive to get pissed about dead baby jokes. When you throw that excuse out there, it usually means:
a.) You’e a dick
b.) You’re an asshat
c.) You’re a douchenozzle
d.) All of the above
P.S. It really wasn’t funny, dead baby joke or not, just like 95% of the crap posted here isn’t anymore.
And by “you’e” I mean “you’re” before you even say anything, Dickweed.
…and you come here why?
online support groups sound a little more up your ally.
Or a) it does mean you’re incredibly hypersensitive and unaware you’re all alone in this one, especially when b) the actual mother of said child appears to be posting downthread and isn’t calling for a fatwa on Fish for invoking a death threat to her precious child, which c) seems to be your reaction. Better to be “d) all of the above” than a humorless prig with a fucking log wedged up your ass who takes everything literally.
I can see the problem here. You accidentally came to http://www.thesuperficial.com instead of your intended target of http://www.giant-internet-panty-debuncher.com. I hear they’re running a sale. I humbly suggest you guy the best one you can afford.
I agree with you Christy. That joke went a bit too far…. :(
EVERYTHING ON THIS FUCKING PLANET could be offensive to someone who has had a personal encounter with it IRL. Should he refrain from mentioning cars because your brother died in a hit and run? Or flying because your grandfather was in a plane crash? Or chocolate because your dog ate some and died? Or bleach because your child got into some and poisoned themselves?
I am guessing you object to any jokes made about any disease, mental illness, drug, handicap, physical difference, religion, race, sex, orientation, allergy, crime, school grade, tattoo, or type of cereal.
You’re on the wrong website. Feel free to leave it.
I hate that turdball. That’s a good look for him though
+1
Oh happy happy joy joy. It’s Sandra with her relevancy card, I mean child.
“Never you mind, boy, never you mind. Let’s get on back to home. I gots enough trouble teaching you the difference between manure and mashed potatoes.”
We all know that there are skeletons in Angelina’s closet but I think this just shows how many skeletons are there. She’s so trying to get the good girl thing across and it will work for the yung-uns. But us old farts know what kinda of chick she is and it ain’t good.