“The bullet went right through. Hee hee! I love being a goddess!”
Welcome to another installment of The Crap We Missed. This time around we have an all-star gathering featuring Wario Lopez, a rapidly dying Taylor Momsen and Sofia Vergara still having really, really large breasts. Also, Amanda Seyfried tries to bring attention to Japan without using nudity which PETA has taught us is the only way to solve problems, so I hope Ryan Phillippe puts a baby in her, too.
Taking my pants off because I care,
- The Superficial