“The bullet went right through. Hee hee! I love being a goddess!”
Welcome to another installment of The Crap We Missed. This time around we have an all-star gathering featuring Wario Lopez, a rapidly dying Taylor Momsen and Sofia Vergara still having really, really large breasts. Also, Amanda Seyfried tries to bring attention to Japan without using nudity which PETA has taught us is the only way to solve problems, so I hope Ryan Phillippe puts a baby in her, too.
Taking my pants off because I care,
- The Superficial
Photos: INFdaily, Fame, Flynet, Splash News
Fuck Sheen. This is the real Charlie.
This^
FIRST!!!
She looks disgusting without makeup
Or with makeup. That’s prob were Charlie beat that ass.
She needs help with something about her period? Get this girl a tampon stat!
A frightened tattered whorish raccoon
she is so cool! I wish I could be as cool and hardcore and as talented as she!!!!! ……………………………………..
I love a girl with dimples. Or acne scars. What are they called again when they’re on her forehead, under her eyes, on her chin, on her chest, and on her forearms?
Chickenpox.
cigarette burns?
Herpes.
Leprosy.
Ah, there’s nothing like a set of free-range titties, eh boys?
lol
Nice cleavage!
She is so sexy when she is done up.
I knew it was only a matter of time before she got herpies from Russell.
In addition, the fact that he can evidently have nostril sex confirms suspicions regarding the size of Russell’s wiener.
He wouldn’t have that shit-talking look on his face without Treebeard behind him to back him up.
BUTTERFACE.
Not only did the vampire miss her jugular and hit her collarbone, she’s the saddest looking little who in who ville :(
Fucking funny! :)
Hahaha. YES.
Bree looks like shit. She is not going to age well, hanging out with Charlie and doing drugs.
Brilliant observation as always. For that, we thank you.
I’d smear that on a cracker and eat it.
At a certain point we have to find something to call these other than “new.” For instance, I don’t call my breakfast “new” every morning.
lmfao!
She stole the sign from Katie Holmes.
Hmmm, so that’s Bree Olson without makeup huh? Looks like your average girl next door to me……..who likes it in the can and on camera.
Even with that thing on her face she still looks better than she sounds.
It’s not that we don’t know you’re up there, it’s just that we don’t care. Now show me them titties.
Janene Garofolo looking better than ever. Wait, what do you mean “she’s on the left?”
Was that a political thing?
It was getting her confused with the dog, sarcastically, to make a negative statement about her appearance.
Is this gonna be the Octomom in 2 years?
I.
Fucking.
Love.
You.
Title should read: Janeane Garofalo introduces her new sex partner.
Advice for dog: Place two bags over your head just encase hers falls off.
Nice tats dip shit.
I once got a herpes sore THIS BIG after blowing Russell Brand
I’m pretty sure her rack could cure cancer. I’m just saying let some poor kid in chemo try sucking on those for a day. If he’s not cured at least he’s dying a happy camper.
I knew she would end up here, but she fell all the way to “bus station whore” remarkably quickly.
He’s such a douche.
“see, i told you herpes wasn’t just for the vagina.”
beat me to it.
Perforated for your pleasure.
I have no idea who this deuche is but I’m glad guns are still legal
“You all everybody.”
lol
lol again
She probably had that dog because it’s the only thing that will fuck her.
That’s the truth about cats and her dog.
“That’s it, get the WHOLE fist in there you dirty boy!”
hollywood dogs need to be let IN to go potty.
Lol!
Girl needs a stylist bad. She’s hot but has no idea what to do with it.
I wonder if she wore the matching shoes?
Dog: “This is the bitch I keep around to make me look pretty.”
Lolz
HAHA!
ewww
fresh from his audition for uncle jesse in the movie version of Full House
Whoa! For a second I thought this was the dead hooker I tossed in a dumpster earlier in the week, and not a spoiled 17 year old with daddy issues. Oh, wait…
Once she finds the giant shoes and a funny hat the world will be hers.
Watch out for the flower, boys. It squirts Russell Brand.
Did Christina Ricci become a meth head?
My dear, rim jobs while hemorrhoids are in full flare will never be a good idea for you.The British will not clue you in to this for they love to brown nose regardless.
Good luck with the balance of your 2 minutes.
I didn’t steal this designer nose, the store lent it to me.
I think she’s taking the cougar thing a bit too far.
I like Octo-mom’s new tats.
The only way Katy could get anyone to look up at her face.
I’ll swallow your soul!
I wonder which one is the bigger bitch.