The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.18.11

March 18th, 2011 // 268 Comments

“The bullet went right through. Hee hee! I love being a goddess!”

Welcome to another installment of The Crap We Missed. This time around we have an all-star gathering featuring Wario Lopez, a rapidly dying Taylor Momsen and Sofia Vergara still having really, really large breasts. Also, Amanda Seyfried tries to bring attention to Japan without using nudity which PETA has taught us is the only way to solve problems, so I hope Ryan Phillippe puts a baby in her, too.

Taking my pants off because I care,

- The Superficial

Photos: INFdaily, Fame, Flynet, Splash News

superficial

  1. Dominic Monaghan
    Hemingway
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    Fuck Sheen. This is the real Charlie.

  2. Bree Olson
    kitty
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    FIRST!!!

  3. BoozeRob

    She looks disgusting without makeup

  4. Amanda Seyfried
    Hugh Jass
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    She needs help with something about her period? Get this girl a tampon stat!

  5. Taylor Momsen
    Hugh Jass
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    A frightened tattered whorish raccoon

  6. Bree Olson
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    I love a girl with dimples. Or acne scars. What are they called again when they’re on her forehead, under her eyes, on her chin, on her chest, and on her forearms?

  7. Minka Kelly
    Satan's bitch
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    Ah, there’s nothing like a set of free-range titties, eh boys?

  8. Taz

    Nice cleavage!

  9. Sofia Vergara
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    She is so sexy when she is done up.

  10. Katy Perry
    H6E6X6
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    I knew it was only a matter of time before she got herpies from Russell.

    • Bucky Barnes

      In addition, the fact that he can evidently have nostril sex confirms suspicions regarding the size of Russell’s wiener.

  11. Dominic Monaghan
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    He wouldn’t have that shit-talking look on his face without Treebeard behind him to back him up.

  12. Amanda Seyfried
    Satan's bitch
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    BUTTERFACE.

  13. Taylor Momsen
    Sarakiel
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    Not only did the vampire miss her jugular and hit her collarbone, she’s the saddest looking little who in who ville :(

  14. Bree looks like shit. She is not going to age well, hanging out with Charlie and doing drugs.

  15. Jeremy

    I’d smear that on a cracker and eat it.

  16. Mel Gibson
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    At a certain point we have to find something to call these other than “new.” For instance, I don’t call my breakfast “new” every morning.

  17. Amanda Seyfried
    H6E6X6
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    She stole the sign from Katie Holmes.

  18. FruitLoop

    Hmmm, so that’s Bree Olson without makeup huh? Looks like your average girl next door to me……..who likes it in the can and on camera.

  19. Katy Perry
    Rissa
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    Even with that thing on her face she still looks better than she sounds.

  20. Katy Perry
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    It’s not that we don’t know you’re up there, it’s just that we don’t care. Now show me them titties.

  21. Janeane Garofalo
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    Janene Garofolo looking better than ever. Wait, what do you mean “she’s on the left?”

  22. Sofia Vergara
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I.
    Fucking.
    Love.
    You.

  23. Janeane Garofalo
    Fred Garvin
    Commented on this photo:

    Title should read: Janeane Garofalo introduces her new sex partner.
    Advice for dog: Place two bags over your head just encase hers falls off.
    Nice tats dip shit.

  24. Katy Perry
    Deacon Jones
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    I once got a herpes sore THIS BIG after blowing Russell Brand

  25. Sofia Vergara
    H6E6X6
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    I’m pretty sure her rack could cure cancer. I’m just saying let some poor kid in chemo try sucking on those for a day. If he’s not cured at least he’s dying a happy camper.

  26. Taylor Momsen
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    I knew she would end up here, but she fell all the way to “bus station whore” remarkably quickly.

  27. Mario Lopez
    The Observer
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    He’s such a douche.

  28. ick-abod

    “see, i told you herpes wasn’t just for the vagina.”

  29. Bree Olson
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    Perforated for your pleasure.

  30. Dominic Monaghan
    H6E6X6
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    I have no idea who this deuche is but I’m glad guns are still legal

  31. Dominic Monaghan
    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    “You all everybody.”

  32. Janeane Garofalo
    Mr. Truth
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    She probably had that dog because it’s the only thing that will fuck her.

  33. Mario Lopez
    H6E6X6
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    “That’s it, get the WHOLE fist in there you dirty boy!”

  34. Minka Kelly
    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    hollywood dogs need to be let IN to go potty.

  35. Amanda Seyfried
    RockyJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl needs a stylist bad. She’s hot but has no idea what to do with it.

  36. Katy Perry
    Agwings
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if she wore the matching shoes?

  37. Janeane Garofalo
    Bucky Barnes
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    Dog: “This is the bitch I keep around to make me look pretty.”

  38. Mel Gibson
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHA!

  39. Taylor Momsen
    RockyJ
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww

  40. Mario Lopez
    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    fresh from his audition for uncle jesse in the movie version of Full House

  41. Taylor Momsen
    Whooooooooooooah.
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! For a second I thought this was the dead hooker I tossed in a dumpster earlier in the week, and not a spoiled 17 year old with daddy issues. Oh, wait…

  42. Katy Perry
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    Once she finds the giant shoes and a funny hat the world will be hers.

    Watch out for the flower, boys. It squirts Russell Brand.

  43. Bree Olson
    Mumps
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Christina Ricci become a meth head?

  44. Katy Perry
    Fred Garvin
    Commented on this photo:

    My dear, rim jobs while hemorrhoids are in full flare will never be a good idea for you.The British will not clue you in to this for they love to brown nose regardless.
    Good luck with the balance of your 2 minutes.

  45. Katy Perry
    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t steal this designer nose, the store lent it to me.

  46. Sofia Vergara
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s taking the cougar thing a bit too far.

  47. Janeane Garofalo
    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Octo-mom’s new tats.

  48. Katy Perry
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    The only way Katy could get anyone to look up at her face.

  49. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll swallow your soul!

  50. Janeane Garofalo
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder which one is the bigger bitch.

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