Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.
Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,
- The Superficial
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That doll has a better chance of getting a job on Two and a Half Men than Charlie does.
at least he doesn’t look gay any more.
Did you lose your glasses? Looking pretty gay there.
I was being sarcastic. Gaydar doesn’t get THAT broken.
I’m pretty sure he’s touching Bumblebee’s ass.
Bumblebee’s ass is in the front?
looks like every pedestrian in NYC trying to cross the street
That kid is way too young to be cooler than his dad…
“Baby don’t hurt me, no more…”
Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh whoa oh oh oh…uuhhh huh!
Of course he went to the windy city, he was hoping to get blown.
Badum-ch!
+1
So how does it work? The doll pays you piles of cash to pretend it can get an erection?
Do I have to wait 6 to 8 weeks for my Bentley to come in the mail?
So what ?
“Jump over the hood of this car? No problem! It’s smaller than my wifes penis.”
Fergunt
Excellent!
“Pssh! I’ve sucked bigger cocks than that!”
“No seriously dude, there’s no inside on this pocket…I’m totally juggling my balls!”
So will Fergie be pretending to be Bo, or Luke?
+1. This couple is more apt to play their Duke boys’ cousins Coy and Vance, however.
Nat King Cole said it best, “Forgettable. That’s what you are.” That’s not how it goes?
I’ve never seen the words “Calista Flockheart” and “grocery store” in the same sentence before.
+1
must be picking up his paycheck at dominos…
I’m pretty sure that even tying it shut won’t keep Lindsay out.
I didn’t think anyone could look more wasted than her and then I saw the guy in the background.
I was thinking he looked stoned out of his mind. But, then again, maybe he just realized who he is walking behind.
this looks like the offspring of the kryptkeeper and the blair witch
Clever of her to color coordinate her blouse and her teeth.
Ding! But only her outer row of teeth, the inner rows are the color of mashed chicken heads.
Ahahahahaha!
He really did do it all for the cookies.
As soon as he tracks down which store Federline is working at, they’re gonna collaborate.
honestly I’m a little disappointed, normally the last pic in these galleries has boobies in it. this one just has a dick.
no…theres boobies
That is the face of someone who was leaving El Rey after finding out his date, Mischa Barton, is not, in fact, a dude.
Even with vigorous use, I bet the dolls will outlive the man.
I seent it.
It’s like someone punched Kirsten Dunst in the mouth.
It’s sad when Dennis Quaid looks more do-able than Leonidas.
I always wondered what happened to Alfonso Ribeiro after the Fresh Prince.
LOL! He does appear to be mid-Carlton Dance.
In case his outfit isn’t loud enough, Ricky is screaming, “I’M GAY!”
Grocery List
-3 tins of Coffee
-2 cartons of Cigarettes
-10 heads of iceberg lettuce
-1 apple (to ‘treat’ herself)
- 4 packs of Exlax
-2 bags of cotton balls to eat when she gets “hunger pangs”
This should keep Calista good for the next month or so
And a box of “Oops I Crapped My Pants” for her husband.
Looks like Jodie Foster has a flashy dressing yet troubled sister.
“Josh come back! Is that any way to treat your wife when she asks for a kiss?”
I’d heard kirstie alley had dropped a few pounds!
+1
Billy Crudup’s career sure has tanked since Watchmen.
Geez, Fergie. Didn’t you learn about putting a book in front of it in junior high?
Come on Craig…you’re better than that.
Just because you’re black, you don’t have to go to a Tyler Perry movie.
+1
+2
+∞. So sad.
Does she recruit her body guards from the Special Olympics wrestling team or something?
Can you believe this crazy bitch is considered “hot” in conservative circles?
Yes considering this is also the same circle that jerks off to Ann Coulter
As opposed to the sexpots on the left like Rachel Maddow and Janeane Garofalo.
Don’t forget Woopie!
Or Helen Thomas, Hillary Clinton, Valerie Jarret, Babs Boxer, etc. Its like liberalism has a direct, negative impact on physical as well as mental beauty.
makes perfect sense: Tyler Perry’s movies are Craig Robinson’s BM’s.
He is sort of like the Obie Wan Kenobi to all douchebags…
“These aren’t the trucker hats you’re looking for.” (hand wave)
Way to rock that “Something About Mary” hairdo…
Ok, THAT made me laugh…
“Mischa, Gurlfriend? You actually went out in public wearing that? Hellz to the no?”
Kirstie Alley wasn’t lying!! She really DID lose weight!!
We always need this oasis of hotness to deal with the rest of the crap
“Vroom, vroom! My race car goes fast! Vroom, vroom!”
What does a gay horse like to eat? HAAAAAYYYY!
I would have guessed “a dick”
What does a gay ghost say?…BOOOOOO!
Man, Kirstie Alley was right, anorexa is the way to go.
I also should maybe read other comments before posting…
Same douche just older