The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11

November 16th, 2011 // 615 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless.

Hurts.. head,

- The name of the site

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    I’m sure her attraction is based solely on personality. Money isn’t even a factor.

  2. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    Venom
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    Yep, the shame has finally set in.

  3. John Travolta Hair Piece
    trix
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    everyone knows you’re bald.. seriously…just be a man about it.

  4. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Venom
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    It is like a fight to see who is a more disgusting and embarrassing abomination.

  5. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    Remember those things where you rubbed a magnet around and put hair on a bald guy? And retard eyes? And a turkey neck?

  6. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Venom
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    And child molester week soldiers on..

  7. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
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    Just how big is that fucking SUV?

  8. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    Venom
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    Is that an invitation for us to randomly jerk off on her face if we see her?

  9. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
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    You only see one, but there’s actually millions of those on her face.

  10. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
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    “PSSSST – no more showers with the boys, Vicar!”

  11. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    Good to see they assigned security to make sure she does not take her top off again.

  12. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
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    Where’s an alien spaceship with a lab full of probes when you need one?

  13. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
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    Damn, in New York even the ATM’s holla at bitches.

  14. Jackie
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    Is it just me or is everything in this photo terrifying, weird shaped and shitty? Square breast implants, post-menopause abdomen and…what’s that fleshy knob hanging off the back of her arm? An extra elbow? Parasitic twin?

    • Deacon Jones

      Yes

    • cc

      She’s not terribly attractive…just a mediocre bleach blonde who benefited from a lot of airbrushing. Which is true of just about every playmate in the last decade.

    • gumption

      when I saw her gut in the first pic I scolded myself for being too harsh. When I saw this one, I was disgusted. Her stomach is terrible! the fake tits are terrible.

  15. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
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    You know things are rough when you’re forced to cut your own hair.

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    Fisting, on the defense.

  17. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
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    A magazine giving someone an award/title for being hot who is actually hot? A novel idea; I hope it catches on.

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    I hear they didn’t even have to snip the Perineum.

  19. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    V
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    Do you realize his penis might be the same size as one of her tights?

  20. John Travolta Hair Piece
    cc
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    I am smiling because I am married to someone who was and still is hot….and because I get paid a lot of money to star in one mediocre movie after another.

  21. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
    cc
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    Hilary Stuff.
    (Did someone say that before? I can’t remember.)

  22. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    MarkM
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    Not much of a book signing without books or pens, is it?

  23. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    cc
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    Um, looks as though Penn State has provided us with a distraction for the time being…

  24. Megan Fox
    MarkM
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    “Out of my way! People used to know who I am!”

  25. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
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    All I know of the Jersey Shore is what I see on websites but out of all of them, when she’s sober, she seems like she has the best head on her shoulders.

    • MrsWrong

      I only see websites too, but if I had to pick someone with a head on their shoulders from MTV it would be ANY whore from 16 and pregnant before these disease-ridden tools.

  26. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    bob the banker
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    Mind blown!

  27. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    MarkM
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    “Let me go! I just don’t like visual humor, Carrot Top!”

  28. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    mnsuperbee
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    Priest: “Between you and me, I think they are being a bit harsh on Sandusky over in America, don’t you agree?”
    Charles: “Yes of course but do go easy on the wine, father. And for God’s sake, man, pour some more in my teabag. Tea CUP, tea cup.”

  29. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘Confessions of a Guidette’ shares something with “Up from Slavery” by Booker T. Washington. You could use them both to prop up a table.

  30. John Travolta Hair Piece
    Deacon Jones
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    “Captain Dildo, reporting for duty, SIR!”

  31. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    Waldo
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    Oh hey, you were great in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction.

  32. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
    mnsuperbee
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    Hey, I deed not take my nasonex today, so her puss & boots smell fine to meeee! It’s toooo sexy, ay TOO SEXY!!

  33. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I think this settles the question of how Neanderthals could have reached America.

  34. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
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    I asked this yesterday but why does getting pregnant increase media attention? I mean I have nothing against her but the last time she got this much attention, Lindsay Lohan had all of her original (adult) teeth.

    • Trek Girl

      Because the woman’s body changes, their wardrobe changes and pictures of it can be used to sell more clothes from the brands she wears, and pictures provide opportunities for speculation of the baby’s sex.
      It’s also Hilary’s first pregnancy, and first pregnancies tend to get a lot of interest.

      There are other reasons, better reasons, but none come to mind.

  35. John Travolta Hair Piece
    Chinny
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    He looks like someone sent Eric McCormack back from the future to save us from the coming robot apocalypse…

  36. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    Deacon Jones
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    “yes, yes, with the sandy blond hair?”

    “no, no, no. That was Timmy, chap. Billy was taller.”

    “BILLY! I remember him now….”

  37. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    MJB
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    I don’t know who Katheryn Winnick is but she must be one hell of an actress to be pretending that whatever Charlie Sheen is talking about is remotely interesting or amusing.

  38. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    cc
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    ‘Oh shit, that guy goes to the same gym as me.’

  39. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
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    I like the length but those shorts need to be more snug. More snug I say!!

  40. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    mnsuperbee
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    “Ssssir, sssir, you can’t come backstage. We’re all sssstocked up on gay here”

  41. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
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    Looks like Barney just jacked off on Gaga’s head.

  42. John Travolta Hair Piece
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    People always forget Qantas’ birthday because it’s on the same day as Walmart’s. Good for you John.

  43. Dave Grohl
    cc
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    Gosh, I remember him. I was traveling on business. Id’ just driven to the Holiday Inn in a new Ford Granada. I’d stopped into the lounge for a Manhattan. He was, crooning The Girl From Ipanema. ’75 was a good year, yessiree.

  44. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    Nice to see Julie Roberts and her Grandmother are doing well.

  45. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    Taylor Momsen died her hair. she looks completely different now.

  46. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Will you talk to the Lizards for me? I don’t know if it’s something I said.”

  47. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    MJB
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    I never understood why this chick is considered a fashion icon. She dresses like someone’s crazy aunt from a small town.

    • Weaselmouse

      Add Anna Wintour’s hairbob, the Olson twins, and Donatella Versace to the list. Those bitches look freaky.

  48. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    cc
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    Look at me. LOOK AT ME! I am telling you, mockery is good for your career.

  49. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    cc
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    Sorry, but if you are that rich and famous, do you really need to settle for Flavor Flav’s cast-offs? (((shudder)))

  50. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    Colin
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    What is that, half a labia?

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