“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa Paradis trying to distract from her face in the worst way possible, Claire Danes getting banged by an Iron Chef and Superman‘s black now, so have fun adjusting to that one, racism, because he says his birth certificate’s up yo mama’s ass.
Up, up, and away, cracka,
- The Superficial
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how many Kardashians are there?
I don’t know but if this chick isn’t a Kuntrashian she better hurry and change her look because she’ll get sued.
…difference being that this is this chicks natural look, whereas that fucking nobody Melissa Molinaro had her look completely altered just to look like Kim
Natural look? RU kidding me? False lashes, hair extensions, etc. puh-lease
Holy shit I thought it was Kim, especially on account of the veiny tits.
@bi chick
“natural” = her usual look. me thinks you take words a little too literally.
Kim Kardashian doesn’t have veiny tits because Kim Kardashian’s tits aren’t real!
I always find the melissa Molinaro comments funny, especially when its trashing her. She’s basically had the same hair style for the last 10 years. I was peeping that girl ages ago when she did stuff for Sports By Brooks (this is 02, early 03) and its basically the same girl with updated style.
Y’all need to stop hating.
Not pictured: Pink (because what Paparazzo would want to take photos of Carey Hart?)
“Someone make sure to go wake Nick up a few minutes before the premier.”
“I may be a green frog lady, but my boner is pink and hangs to the left just ilke Ian Somerhalder. See? Can you see my pink boner?”
I hope they fired the make-up artist that left those titty veins blue instead of doctoring them up green for the premiere.
Kendra Wilkinson, shown here at Irrelevant Beach.
“My Preciousss…”
Just pay me in crack.
Miss Piggy is gonna wipe the floor with that booby bimbo.
“I see Death Eaters!”
Priceless.
Those are huge boob veins; they’re like tree roots. I would climb that mighty oak!
Random New Yorker takes a photo of Nick Cage’s Q Score plummeting as he makes his way to Planet Hollywood for lunch.
New York, London—it’s all the same, huh?
So it’s a safe bet where the puppeteer’s other hand is.
Total rip off of “The Lady in Red”. Hell, Hollywood has run out of ideas so they may as well make a movie for each color a lady could wear.
Does he wear his hat to the bathroom or his bathrobe to events?
XD
White people are drug addicts.
Just swallow it, Potter.
i LOLed
I can’t help but notice that the paparazzo doesn’t seem to be the least bit worried It’s hard to be intimidating when you have to look up at the other person; trust me, I know this well.
You may think you’re tough with all your girlie tats but if you don’t shut the fuck up I’m gonna cap your ass.
Was much cuter as a 4 eyed boy wizard.
Maturity = pallid weirdface
Cha cha cha Chia!
The best thing I can say about her is she would be the hottest woman in the WNBA.
Sad but true.
Claire Danes guest stars in the new Cirque du Soleil show, Bacque Dore’.
Perfect Contusion
I’ve never heard about a perfect contusion. I guess you meant, “Perfect, Contusion.”
If a younger person did this, it would be funny. This just looks like a guy who wandered away from his assisted living facility.
naw, I still think it is funny.
+1
…the next, you are out.
Kermit was tired of the real thing and decided to go for something more “plasticky”
That’s funny. His hat’s too big for his itty-bitty head.
Looks like they caught him going out for his newspaper.
I completely forgot about her. Gee thanks for reminding me of this skank.
I had exactly the same thought. Pleasant couple of months, wasn’t it?
I can see what Miranda Kerr sees in him, she loves clowns…
They must have run out of plastic rulers and masking tape and just gone straight to the spray paint.
We all know who he really fears. And she has a much bigger penis than either of them…
Who knew Nick loved flash mobs.
“We told him to go away and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!”
So is this one of those movies where something mystical happens and she swaps bodies with Kid Rock?
Is she a dwarf?
nah, her head’s just really big.
“Ewww!! Is that a mouse?”
It’s like he never wanted to let go of “Down and out in Beverly Hills”…
Orlando Bloom runs out of pants, forges on.
Complete and total douche. Are those parachute pants? And please put the damn phone in your pocket!
One of these is a hollow headed puppet routinely manipulated by a man. The other is Kermit.
You are a beautiful human being and would have my ‘like’ or +1 if it could be given.
you are a hack
I love you too, Dad.
One of them is a bad copy of something pretty unattractive in the first place. And the other one is Kermit.
Is he honestly not even stopping to take a picture with that guy? Considering his last few movies, he should be happy to appear in something at least one person will be happy to see.
ha
Did he have a growth spurt on the plane?
Quadranipples!
…emerging from the Krylon paint factory.
Mahna-mahna indeed…
Looks like he was arrested in his mother’s basement.
The wax figure really captures his drug addled feebleness.
I guess Showgirl’s was a long time ago.
More like Homeless Showgirls now.
Her teeth may part in the middle, but she’s got a nice sternum.
And I thought Nolte didn’t give a fuck but this guy doesn’t even let the fucks manifest…