The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.4.11

May 4th, 2011 // 472 Comments

“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”

Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.

Careful what you wish for,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Corey Feldman
    wow
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    this guy has to be the biggest douchebag I have ever seen. It’s like he’s the flagship model of douchbaggery. other douchebags aspire to be as douchbaggish as this assclown douchebag.

  2. Eddie Murphy
    cc
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    Yes, Eddie, we’ve heard ‘the donkey joke’ already.

  3. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Sheena Easton is still an inspiration after all these years…props to Sheena.

  4. Duane Chapman
    MarkM
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    Not surprisingly, Urth “All You Can Eat” Cafe never opened its doors again!

  5. Quentin Tarantino
    cc
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    Okay, I will conceded…keep the damn scarves but lose these frikkin’ douchecaps!

  6. Eddie Murphy
    crazypants
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    A tranny just made about $100.

  7. Fabio
    Richard McBeef
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    Yeah, Fergie definitely looked better in that wedding dress from yesterday.

  8. Fabio
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ouch. That girl didn’t even look up.

  9. Jennfier Lopez
    cc
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    A Charlie’s Angels themed event, apparently.

  10. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Richard McBeef
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    I have never understood flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them, but i don’t understand a lot of black culture other thanthat douchebag white guys are always imitating it.

    • vlad

      the flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them gives the air of “I just stole this hat and wore it out of the store”

  11. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    cc
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    Hey, I’ve got a new job as a caddy over at the The Fairways of Douche.

  12. Zachary Quinto
    cc
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    Argh, when I was at university every second guy looked like this. Dude you aren’t in first year Fine Arts.

  13. Fabio
    Trixie
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    I see that Kathleen Turner has finally started her hormone replacement therapy.

  14. Duane Chapman
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, those chicks both have such sweet tits.

  15. Axhole

    Velvet Jones likes his JambaJuice.

  16. Rachel Hunter
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good, another example of the cruelty of time. Somewhere in the basement I still have a pic of her in an SI calendar from back in the heyday. You’d never know it. I hope I haven’t changed as much. Please, someone, reassure me.

  17. Duane Chapman
    Derp
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    Oh come on! You are not in your 20′s, nor in the 70s. Button your shirt up! No one wants to see your man boobs or beer gut.

  18. Eddie Murphy
    baron of all media
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    wuppa cannub, in aww de wong paces… wuppa cannub…

  19. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
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    I’ve never heard shorts cry before.

  20. Eddie Murphy
    irishboyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Know how I know he’s gay? Mesh tank top.

  21. Duane Chapman
    Trixie
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if I’m looking at cleavage or plumber’s crack.

  22. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    cc
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    No Ashton, you aren’t a Fine Arts student either.

  23. Jesse James
    cc
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    I am going to get one of those shirts and give to a hated in-law.

  24. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    Hugh Jass
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    Who’s the Hugh Jass?

  25. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    her booty looks like her head, and that ain’t all bad….

  26. Rachel Hunter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Dancing With The Stars really did Kirstey Alley some good !

  27. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This is me loading gun and going looking for the photog who DIDN’T get a pic of Ashley from behind.

  28. Eddie Murphy
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Having trouble finding it in there?

  29. Eddie Murphy
    Commented on this photo:

    Careful, that’s how you knocked up Scary Spice.

  30. PtC

    Psst…Photo Boy…

    It’s May not April.

  31. Robert Pattinson
    cc
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    ‘walking into London Studios’

    To do what?

  32. Shauna Sand
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The next pic better be a good one…

  33. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
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    Shame about those pregnant boobs…they’re the biggest they’re ever going to be.

  34. Duane Chapman
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, following up on my previous comment, this is something of a disappointment.

  35. Fabio
    baron of all media
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    Dude Fabio, you really need to give up the look that got you famous in the 80′s and forgotten in the 90′s.

  36. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    dontlooknow
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    Maybe Goodwin will stop bitchin’ about how she thinks she’s fat after she sees this piv….

  37. Jennfier Lopez
    baron of all media
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    I would totally still hit all three zip codes of dat ass…

  38. cdub

    Yo Eazy why you wear your pants like that? Why do I wear my pants like this? For Eazy access baby.

  39. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    TurkusMaximus
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    neck hair….is this really a “look”?? Grrrrrrrross!!

  40. Jennfier Lopez
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    HIP-podrome

  41. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey man, when your knees rub when you waddle, maybe it’s time to start ordering the *half* rib platter, whattdya say?

  42. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s gotten skinny and straight….where did her hips go? Must be all that competition from the other, hotter Hellcat chicks.

  43. Robert Pattinson
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    He had a stroke

  44. Zachary Quinto
    baron of all media
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    This guy’s wearing a shirt with his own face on it, and I still don’t know who he is, but by the looks of his jeans he had money about 17 years ago.

  45. Robert Pattinson
    TurkusMaximus
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    He’s playing Igor in a Frankenstein redo.

  46. Shauna Sand
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks ready to topple over with those fake bazongas, fish lips and all those extensions…

  47. Duane Chapman
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    Depends on your definition of good. Good for snark….not so good for anything else.

  48. Duane Chapman
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    If you ask me, they’re both dogs.

  49. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    shandanger
    Commented on this photo:

    a bulldog in people clothes? HILARIOUS!

  50. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    kalisynth
    Commented on this photo:

    now i can’t decide who would make the better jesus look a like, Ashton or Keanu…

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