“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”
Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.
Careful what you wish for,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
this guy has to be the biggest douchebag I have ever seen. It’s like he’s the flagship model of douchbaggery. other douchebags aspire to be as douchbaggish as this assclown douchebag.
+1. I mean, that comment would apply even if all we saw was the haircut.
I respectfully disagree.
Chris “douchebag” Brown is at the top of the list.
This douchebag & his awful hair does get him into the top 10.
Brown isn’t a Caucasian. Feldman is at the top of the Cracker list.
I love you, “wow”. My exact thoughts when seeing this picture: “UGH”.
Douchiest Mcdouche
Yes, Eddie, we’ve heard ‘the donkey joke’ already.
Sheena Easton is still an inspiration after all these years…props to Sheena.
Not surprisingly, Urth “All You Can Eat” Cafe never opened its doors again!
Okay, I will conceded…keep the damn scarves but lose these frikkin’ douchecaps!
A tranny just made about $100.
Yeah, Fergie definitely looked better in that wedding dress from yesterday.
Ouch. That girl didn’t even look up.
A Charlie’s Angels themed event, apparently.
I have never understood flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them, but i don’t understand a lot of black culture other thanthat douchebag white guys are always imitating it.
the flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them gives the air of “I just stole this hat and wore it out of the store”
Hey, I’ve got a new job as a caddy over at the The Fairways of Douche.
Wow, nice one. +2
Argh, when I was at university every second guy looked like this. Dude you aren’t in first year Fine Arts.
I see that Kathleen Turner has finally started her hormone replacement therapy.
Wow, those chicks both have such sweet tits.
Velvet Jones likes his JambaJuice.
do you guys EVER stop playin’ with it?
Oh good, another example of the cruelty of time. Somewhere in the basement I still have a pic of her in an SI calendar from back in the heyday. You’d never know it. I hope I haven’t changed as much. Please, someone, reassure me.
You could never look this old.
Oh come on! You are not in your 20′s, nor in the 70s. Button your shirt up! No one wants to see your man boobs or beer gut.
wuppa cannub, in aww de wong paces… wuppa cannub…
It’s ‘wookin per nub in alla wong places, wookin per nub…’
thanks. not sure how anyone would know how to spell made up words, but kudos to you….
I’ve never heard shorts cry before.
Win.
Big shorts don’t cry.
Know how I know he’s gay? Mesh tank top.
I can’t tell if I’m looking at cleavage or plumber’s crack.
No Ashton, you aren’t a Fine Arts student either.
I am going to get one of those shirts and give to a hated in-law.
+1
Who’s the Hugh Jass?
her booty looks like her head, and that ain’t all bad….
Wow, Dancing With The Stars really did Kirstey Alley some good !
My thoughts exactly!
This is me loading gun and going looking for the photog who DIDN’T get a pic of Ashley from behind.
Having trouble finding it in there?
Careful, that’s how you knocked up Scary Spice.
Psst…Photo Boy…
It’s May not April.
‘walking into London Studios’
To do what?
It certainly doesn’t involve acting.
The next pic better be a good one…
Future Lauren conrad.
Shame about those pregnant boobs…they’re the biggest they’re ever going to be.
Um, following up on my previous comment, this is something of a disappointment.
Dude Fabio, you really need to give up the look that got you famous in the 80′s and forgotten in the 90′s.
Maybe Goodwin will stop bitchin’ about how she thinks she’s fat after she sees this piv….
..I mean, PIC….
I would totally still hit all three zip codes of dat ass…
Amen! I would beat it and eat it.
Yo Eazy why you wear your pants like that? Why do I wear my pants like this? For Eazy access baby.
neck hair….is this really a “look”?? Grrrrrrrross!!
HIP-podrome
HIPPO-drome
Hey man, when your knees rub when you waddle, maybe it’s time to start ordering the *half* rib platter, whattdya say?
she’s gotten skinny and straight….where did her hips go? Must be all that competition from the other, hotter Hellcat chicks.
He had a stroke
This guy’s wearing a shirt with his own face on it, and I still don’t know who he is, but by the looks of his jeans he had money about 17 years ago.
He’s playing Igor in a Frankenstein redo.
Looks ready to topple over with those fake bazongas, fish lips and all those extensions…
Depends on your definition of good. Good for snark….not so good for anything else.
If you ask me, they’re both dogs.
a bulldog in people clothes? HILARIOUS!
Yeah, this dude’s face is the widest I think I’ve ever seen.
now i can’t decide who would make the better jesus look a like, Ashton or Keanu…