Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.
And I’m out,
- Photo Boy
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The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
That woman is like the ugliest person on earth, it must not be easy to look like a hippopotamus.
I’m impressed by that granny’s body. Too bad she has that alcoholic puffed up face
I concur, but chemicals can address the puffies. Still hittable!
“Squeegee your window for a dollar, m’am?”
Federline: “GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY”
BAHAHAHAHAHA
She went to the plastic surgeon and said “Give me the Rumer Willis.”
Naw, the jawline isn’t ginormous enough.
Not even close to horse face silly!
Dude I hope my wife has yams like that when she’s 261 years old.
she will…silicon lasts far longer than the corpse they are attached to does.
Head fat is the hardest weight to lose.
Ethan Hawke in the Ian Mckellan story.
Julian Lennon looks great for 16 in gay age.
Courtney Love?
pftt, butterface.
Leonard Nimoy?
Abe Vigoda
Fish is….ALIVE!
http://www.abevigoda.com/
Unbelievable, dude was like 100 a hundred years ago
That’s the first thing I said! Wow Leonard Nimoy looks good for his age!
If you look really closely, she has this pooch of flab hanging over the crook of her elbow. My god woman, age gracefully!
Really? That is your only complaint for her not aging gracefully? I’m thinking not so very bad as all that.
Did he get dressed in the dark?
He has that thousand-yard stare you get from attending slumber parties at Neverland Ranch with your older brother.
Is he wearing make-up? Very badly done make-up.
“I got my backstage pass right here.”
That’s not a camel toe, that’s the whole damn camel.
Ewww! Get that vagina out of my face, it smells funny.
No sweetie, the cardboard box goes over your head.
Looks like Zsa Zsa is doing better
Last laugh: David Silver. And it ain’t close.
That crown makes her look like a Greek Nature Goddess. That is to say, she looks three thousand years old.
Who does he play?
And still very unattractively…
He looks like a walking wart.
What douche takes a backpack to a nightclub?
“I know I have an earring and scarf on, but I’m not touching your dick”
Two more anonymous skanks I had to Google. Thank you, Photo Boy, for putting an educational spin on the site.
Andrew Garfield? In what? Still doesn’t ring a bell.
“No, seriously, I’m not Jewish!”
The sad thing is, his face always looks like this.
Damn you beat me to it.
Perpetually stuck in shock mode!
You remember that “Ducksex” .wav from the early/mid nineties?
Picture that, but with her and Jenna Jameson.
“Don’t move…I’ll go get you a towel.”
I like the whistle.
In the photo, I think he’s flipping someone off.
Did he just hug Stephanie Seymour?
Brilliant.
I’m not even gonna try and top that
Pure Gold.
Melanie Griffiths? She looks better here than she has in like 15 years.
She must’ve switched surgeons….good for her.
The past one(s) didn’t do her any favors, although they probably did what she wanted them to do. Then turned out looking ‘not-so-good’.
Whichever one of these floozies is on the left better be security detail for the one on the right so nothing EVER happens to her. Because me likey!!!
I’m embarrassed to say I know this, but AJ is on the left and Aly is on the right.
unfortunately me too.
Now, place your hands on the cheeks like this, really get your nose in that bunghole and take a good whiff. Build trust in your dog by greeting your friends the same way it does.
Plus 1 for actually correlating him with da dawgs.
“Hey mannn. I neva paid for gas before, know what I’m sayin’? Where do I swipe my maxed out card at?”
Has anyone ever commented on the fact that this guy was named after the gay Rin-tin-tin.
I believe there’s been a mix-up, this is actually a behind the scenes shot of Gary Oldman during production of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
“FucKIN GERRRRBILS!!!”
I’m sick of all these furloughs they keep giving John Hinckley Jr.
+10
dude, that is exactly what I thought. I’m guessing you’re 45 years old +- 3 years.
Nylon magazine is a magazine about dead horses that refuse to die? Subscribe!!!
This chick is into some hardcore porn.
That would explain the pale skin and enormous rack…S & M shit, maybe? That’s my guess.
Dita von Teese’s act is 100% based on imitating Betty Page. I’m not sure why she’s on the Wendy Williams show…maybe I could see her on the Wendy O. Williams show, that would make sense.
Well done. You dated yourself, but well done.
I agree, Little Richard. As long as the kids here think Family Guy invented every joke and musical, we should keep on with the dated references.
YES! Maggots: The Record made my childhood (prolly why i’m so weird)! God bless Wendy O.!
Apparently there are pictures making the circuit of pregnant Tori wearing a bikini. Thank-you for not posting those.
Always inspiring to see a man who’s ready to help out with the breast feeding.
Nice.
Sympathy boobs?
Chick on the left looks like the drawing part of Rebecca Black, no?
Some poor guy married her just for the money.
And, at some point , he realized its not worth it. He’s trapped now.
Some guy married her for the money and dear old dad didn’t leave her any. Fate is cruel.
Nylon Magazine is a mag about dead horses that aren’t dead yet but would be if our god wasn’t a merciless ahole?
P*enis van L*esbian
Awesome Family Guy reference
Kudos!
Yeah, except Mary Tyler Moore told the “Penis Van Lesbian” joke on Letterman back in 1990, and the nickname purportedly goes back 50 years as a backstage gag on The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Not everything was invented by Family Guy. Stuff happened before you were born, you know.
I love you.