The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Tori Spelling
    jim eh
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    That woman is like the ugliest person on earth, it must not be easy to look like a hippopotamus.

  2. rican

    I’m impressed by that granny’s body. Too bad she has that alcoholic puffed up face

  3. Nick Cannon
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    “Squeegee your window for a dollar, m’am?”

    Federline: “GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY”

  4. Dita Von Teese
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    She went to the plastic surgeon and said “Give me the Rumer Willis.”

  5. Melanie Griffith
    baron of all media
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    Dude I hope my wife has yams like that when she’s 261 years old.

  6. Jonah Hill
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Head fat is the hardest weight to lose.

  7. Ethan Hawke
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Ethan Hawke in the Ian Mckellan story.

  8. Rory Culkin
    baron of all media
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    Julian Lennon looks great for 16 in gay age.

  9. Tori Spelling
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Love?

  10. Melanie Griffith
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    pftt, butterface.

  11. Jeff Goldblum
    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    Leonard Nimoy?

  12. Melanie Griffith
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look really closely, she has this pooch of flab hanging over the crook of her elbow. My god woman, age gracefully!

    • Squishy

      Really? That is your only complaint for her not aging gracefully? I’m thinking not so very bad as all that.

  13. Jeff Goldblum
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he get dressed in the dark?

  14. Rory Culkin
    Commented on this photo:

    He has that thousand-yard stare you get from attending slumber parties at Neverland Ranch with your older brother.

  15. Rory Culkin
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he wearing make-up? Very badly done make-up.

  16. David Hasselhoff
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    “I got my backstage pass right here.”

  17. Tori Spelling
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a camel toe, that’s the whole damn camel.

  18. Cesar Millan
    I know
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww! Get that vagina out of my face, it smells funny.

  19. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    No sweetie, the cardboard box goes over your head.

  20. Tori Spelling
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Zsa Zsa is doing better

  21. Tori Spelling
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Last laugh: David Silver. And it ain’t close.

  22. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    That crown makes her look like a Greek Nature Goddess. That is to say, she looks three thousand years old.

  23. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    Who does he play?

  24. Russell Brand
    I know
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a walking wart.

  25. Benji Madden
    Calypso
    Commented on this photo:

    What douche takes a backpack to a nightclub?

  26. Cesar Millan
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know I have an earring and scarf on, but I’m not touching your dick”

  27. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Commented on this photo:

    Two more anonymous skanks I had to Google. Thank you, Photo Boy, for putting an educational spin on the site.

  28. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Andrew Garfield? In what? Still doesn’t ring a bell.

  29. Dick Van Dyke
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, seriously, I’m not Jewish!”

  30. Barry Manilow
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    The sad thing is, his face always looks like this.

  31. Melanie Griffith
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    You remember that “Ducksex” .wav from the early/mid nineties?
    Picture that, but with her and Jenna Jameson.
    “Don’t move…I’ll go get you a towel.”

  32. Russell Brand
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the whistle.

  33. David Hasselhoff
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    In the photo, I think he’s flipping someone off.

  34. Russell Brand
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he just hug Stephanie Seymour?

  35. Erica

    Melanie Griffiths? She looks better here than she has in like 15 years.

    • KindaJudgemental

      She must’ve switched surgeons….good for her.
      The past one(s) didn’t do her any favors, although they probably did what she wanted them to do. Then turned out looking ‘not-so-good’.

  36. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    baron of all media
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    Whichever one of these floozies is on the left better be security detail for the one on the right so nothing EVER happens to her. Because me likey!!!

  37. Cesar Millan
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    Now, place your hands on the cheeks like this, really get your nose in that bunghole and take a good whiff. Build trust in your dog by greeting your friends the same way it does.

  38. Nick Cannon
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey mannn. I neva paid for gas before, know what I’m sayin’? Where do I swipe my maxed out card at?”

  39. Benji Madden
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone ever commented on the fact that this guy was named after the gay Rin-tin-tin.

  40. Melanie Griffith
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe there’s been a mix-up, this is actually a behind the scenes shot of Gary Oldman during production of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

  41. Barry Manilow
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “FucKIN GERRRRBILS!!!”

  42. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sick of all these furloughs they keep giving John Hinckley Jr.

  43. Kathy Griffin
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Nylon magazine is a magazine about dead horses that refuse to die? Subscribe!!!

  44. Dita Von Teese
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is into some hardcore porn.

  45. Tori Spelling
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently there are pictures making the circuit of pregnant Tori wearing a bikini. Thank-you for not posting those.

  46. Nick Cannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Always inspiring to see a man who’s ready to help out with the breast feeding.

  47. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Chick on the left looks like the drawing part of Rebecca Black, no?

  48. Tori Spelling
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Some poor guy married her just for the money.

    And, at some point , he realized its not worth it. He’s trapped now.

  49. Kathy Griffin
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Nylon Magazine is a mag about dead horses that aren’t dead yet but would be if our god wasn’t a merciless ahole?

  50. Dick Van Dyke
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    P*enis van L*esbian

    • sparkymcgee

      Awesome Family Guy reference

      Kudos!

      • TomFrank

        Yeah, except Mary Tyler Moore told the “Penis Van Lesbian” joke on Letterman back in 1990, and the nickname purportedly goes back 50 years as a backstage gag on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

        Not everything was invented by Family Guy. Stuff happened before you were born, you know.

      • Meggiemeg

        I love you.

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