The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.30.12

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which I’m not going to lie might be the only one of these this week due to Fish’s vacation. These are sort of a bitch to put together and this one honestly is a product of some weekend insomnia and my wife’s almost heroin-like addiction to The Real Houswives that made me literally rather do work than subject myself to it. Now that I’m done complaining about the cushiest job on the planet, enjoy Rihanna getting humped, Rihanna getting humped in the very near future, a hotel room that comes with a bodyguard, and holy christ I can’t belive I went this long without mentioning that cameltoe up there!

Mariah Carey’s’s cameltoe. Just..Jesus..

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