Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which I’m not going to lie might be the only one of these this week due to Fish’s vacation. These are sort of a bitch to put together and this one honestly is a product of some weekend insomnia and my wife’s almost heroin-like addiction to The Real Houswives that made me literally rather do work than subject myself to it. Now that I’m done complaining about the cushiest job on the planet, enjoy Rihanna getting humped, Rihanna getting humped in the very near future, a hotel room that comes with a bodyguard, and holy christ I can’t belive I went this long without mentioning that cameltoe up there!
Mariah Carey’s‘s cameltoe. Just..Jesus..
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How exactly does one lose weight everywhere EXCEPT THEIR DAMN VAGINA!?!?!?!?!?
no, I think I see balls there!
It’s mons pubis, not vagina. The vagina is internal and cannot be seen from this view. The vagina is the passage leading the cervix to the vulva. Get your anatomy right…
Bullshit, Dr. Science. Are you really trying to tell me you can’t see her vag in this picture? I think I can see her kidneys, and that’s not even using the zoom.
You should check out the definition of vagina
When did the Superficial start cross-posting with Jezebel?
That’s exactly what I was thinking. The bitch is almost boney and yet her flaps are twice their normal size.
I’m pretty sure that’s some left-over upper thigh meat that got missed by the lipo-guys. Mimi just pulls it up a bit and tucks it into her panties.
Then again she could be stuffin old socks down there to get people talking about her again
If she had just worn underwear, no one would be talking.
Side effect of liposuction: monster camel toe. The fat has to go somewhere to grow. Sadly, I’m actually not kidding…haha
Well… did her babys come out of there ??? Doesn’y that sometimes strech out because of giving birth ?
I meant DOESN’T
Now we know what Sonny Bono was looking at when he crashed into that tree.
Not soon enough
Holy mother of Cameltoes!
In the five minutes this picture has been up, it has already banged all the other pictures on this site.
i’m surprised it hasn’t already been sucked up into the inescapable gravitational pull that is mariah’s super massive camel toe.
“Oh Alex, I know you didn’t mean to eye-fuck me and knock me up… Just be careful next time. The morning after pills are running out…”
EXHIBIT A – Roofies
Touch my body, crack my mooseknuckle.
Wow, for a minute the color pallet led me to believe this was an oreo ad…
“Officer, please hurry. I have a date across the border..”
He just walks around all day posing now.
Twitter used to be for boobs… Now it’s for felony sexual assualt?
(Don’t tell Adrianne Curry.)
OMG
It’s like she stuffed a boxing glove down in there.
Did she fart?
Somebody’s looking to start an earthquake.
Jump up if you’re gay.
Dave, Pedobear called. He says you’re ruining his racket. Quit it.
I thought he killed that motherfucker in part 2?!?!?
hahaha.. that is the first thing I thought..-
Are there seatbelts on carousels now? If so, are you serious?!
It’s to hold up her career.
Oh what a feeling…Toyota!
Crossing your legs and crushing your testicles. It’s not a pretty sight.
Isn’t unprotected pole-riding what got her in this condition?
Which one is which?
“It’s not too cold for me, Norse god that I am, but I can tell that it’s chilly for Rihanna.”
Look how swollen her (moose) knuckles are. I bet she has arthritis in them.
I’m sorry, sir but “I’m pissed that they’re doing a Total Recall remake” is really not an excuse to leave the scene of an accident.
Yes sir, I’m sure Mel Gibson would have done worse.
Any other young pop singer and I would have guessed he was copping a cheap feel but not Bieber…
Wait, Rihanna posted a picture of Amber Rose on top of Side Show Bob?
Awesome…
Wow, someone forgot to make him his sandwich.
I feel the same way, dude. I also wish you could just leave.
He’s the vampire that sucks your 90′s nostalgia out of you.
What in this photo is supposed to make me want to watch this show?
Wow! Looks really sexy when you obscure her body and photoshop her face! Oh wait. Everyone does when you do that.
Booncock Saints?
That’s Darryl MOTHERFUCKING Dixon from the Walking Dead. Have some respect. He’s got a kid with Helena Christianson too….More respect!
I agree. Norman is badass on several levels but friends don’t let friends go metro…
Is that where all the calories are being stored for future use?
Hmm, didn’t realize pillowcases were in this season.
They were a lot more popular in the 1920′s, but were typically worn over the head. Which might help Ms. Lee, but, y’know… racism.
In every picture of a girl who just let out her farts after a trans-Pacific flight, there’s a guy in the background telling you how it smells with his face.
Marriah’s made Reese’s her bitch.
At least he got rid of the little bitch haircut.
That’s as good a place as any to keep your purse, I suppose.
He’s looks like a cute little lesbian
Doesn’t he though!
Is that Jonathan Silverman in the back saying what we’re all thinking?
I’m confused. Are the “Sleep Sheets” the linens on the bed, or the acid she’s dissolving on her tongue?
I was thinking pubes.
Same here. Pubes.
It was damned cruel of god to put her father’s head on her mother’s body like that.
Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderthighs
I suggest a new strategy Lamar…….let the Wookiee win.
Hilarious! :-)
I thought cold reduced swelling …
Oh, Nickelodeon and your Halfoween! Grohl, if iCarly comes up pregnant we’re looking at you.
I would love to make Sam pregnant. Carly comes second.
That’s the attitude, girlfriend!
Bahaha! Win!
“Whatcha thinkin bout?” “Oh nuffin just Matthew Mcconaughey stuffs…”
It looks like the hung the banana just a little too high for her.