The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.30.12

April 30th, 2012 // 540 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which I’m not going to lie might be the only one of these this week due to Fish’s vacation. These are sort of a bitch to put together and this one honestly is a product of some weekend insomnia and my wife’s almost heroin-like addiction to The Real Houswives that made me literally rather do work than subject myself to it. Now that I’m done complaining about the cushiest job on the planet, enjoy Rihanna getting humped, Rihanna getting humped in the very near future, a hotel room that comes with a bodyguard, and holy christ I can’t belive I went this long without mentioning that cameltoe up there!

Mariah Carey’s‘s cameltoe. Just..Jesus..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
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    How exactly does one lose weight everywhere EXCEPT THEIR DAMN VAGINA!?!?!?!?!?

  2. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now we know what Sonny Bono was looking at when he crashed into that tree.

  3. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    Crissy
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    Holy mother of Cameltoes!

  4. Alexander Skarsgard Rihanna Battleship
    EricLr
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    In the five minutes this picture has been up, it has already banged all the other pictures on this site.

    • dooood

      i’m surprised it hasn’t already been sucked up into the inescapable gravitational pull that is mariah’s super massive camel toe.

  5. Alexander Skarsgard Rihanna Battleship
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    “Oh Alex, I know you didn’t mean to eye-fuck me and knock me up… Just be careful next time. The morning after pills are running out…”

  6. Rihanna Gets Humped Twitter
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    EXHIBIT A – Roofies

  7. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    Joe
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    Touch my body, crack my mooseknuckle.

  8. Serena Williams Seep Sheets Hotel Bed Body Pillow
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    Wow, for a minute the color pallet led me to believe this was an oreo ad…

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Pulled Over
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    “Officer, please hurry. I have a date across the border..”

  10. Matthew McConaughey T Shirt Warm Up Pants Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    He just walks around all day posing now.

  11. Rihanna Gets Humped Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Twitter used to be for boobs… Now it’s for felony sexual assualt?

    (Don’t tell Adrianne Curry.)

  12. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    Cock Dr
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    OMG
    It’s like she stuffed a boxing glove down in there.

  13. Whitney Port Skinny Legs Anorexic
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    Did she fart?

  14. Kelly Clarkson Midriff
    Angie
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    Somebody’s looking to start an earthquake.

  15. Kelly Clarkson Midriff
    Joe
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    Jump up if you’re gay.

  16. Dave Grohl Hallowween Costume
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    Dave, Pedobear called. He says you’re ruining his racket. Quit it.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Pulled Over
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought he killed that motherfucker in part 2?!?!?

  18. Alyson Hannigan Pregnant Carousel Ride
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    Are there seatbelts on carousels now? If so, are you serious?!

  19. Kelly Clarkson Midriff
    Charlie Hodge
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    Oh what a feeling…Toyota!

  20. Antonio Banderas Lakers Game
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    Crossing your legs and crushing your testicles. It’s not a pretty sight.

  21. Alyson Hannigan Pregnant Carousel Ride
    Joe
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    Isn’t unprotected pole-riding what got her in this condition?

  22. Khloe Kardashian Butt Ass Tight Jeans Boots Kim Kardashian Lamar Odom
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    Which one is which?

  23. Alexander Skarsgard Rihanna Battleship
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    “It’s not too cold for me, Norse god that I am, but I can tell that it’s chilly for Rihanna.”

  24. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
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    Look how swollen her (moose) knuckles are. I bet she has arthritis in them.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Pulled Over
    EricLr
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    I’m sorry, sir but “I’m pissed that they’re doing a Total Recall remake” is really not an excuse to leave the scene of an accident.

    Yes sir, I’m sure Mel Gibson would have done worse.

  26. Justin Bieber
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    Any other young pop singer and I would have guessed he was copping a cheap feel but not Bieber…

  27. Rihanna Gets Humped Twitter
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    Wait, Rihanna posted a picture of Amber Rose on top of Side Show Bob?

  28. Ryan Phillipe
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    Wow, someone forgot to make him his sandwich.

  29. Matthew McConaughey T Shirt Warm Up Pants Sunglasses
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    I feel the same way, dude. I also wish you could just leave.

  30. Dave Grohl Hallowween Costume
    EricLr
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    He’s the vampire that sucks your 90′s nostalgia out of you.

  31. Adrienne Bailon Bikini
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    What in this photo is supposed to make me want to watch this show?

  32. Serena Williams Seep Sheets Hotel Bed Body Pillow
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    Wow! Looks really sexy when you obscure her body and photoshop her face! Oh wait. Everyone does when you do that.

  33. Sean Patrick Flanery Norman Reedus
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    Booncock Saints?

  34. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    Blech
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    Is that where all the calories are being stored for future use?

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Backless Dress
    Matty
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    Hmm, didn’t realize pillowcases were in this season.

    • They were a lot more popular in the 1920′s, but were typically worn over the head. Which might help Ms. Lee, but, y’know… racism.

  36. Whitney Port Skinny Legs Anorexic
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    In every picture of a girl who just let out her farts after a trans-Pacific flight, there’s a guy in the background telling you how it smells with his face.

  37. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    MRF
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    Marriah’s made Reese’s her bitch.

  38. Tom Brady
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    At least he got rid of the little bitch haircut.

  39. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.
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    That’s as good a place as any to keep your purse, I suppose.

  40. Justin Bieber
    Butt plugger
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    He’s looks like a cute little lesbian

  41. Whitney Port Skinny Legs Anorexic
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    Is that Jonathan Silverman in the back saying what we’re all thinking?

  42. Serena Williams Seep Sheets Hotel Bed Body Pillow
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    I’m confused. Are the “Sleep Sheets” the linens on the bed, or the acid she’s dissolving on her tongue?

  43. Rumer Willis Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    It was damned cruel of god to put her father’s head on her mother’s body like that.

  44. Adrienne Bailon Bikini
    Matty
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    Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderthighs

  45. Khloe Kardashian Butt Ass Tight Jeans Boots Kim Kardashian Lamar Odom
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    I suggest a new strategy Lamar…….let the Wookiee win.

  46. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Ski Pants
    KungFu Panda
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    I thought cold reduced swelling …

  47. Dave Grohl Hallowween Costume
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    Oh, Nickelodeon and your Halfoween! Grohl, if iCarly comes up pregnant we’re looking at you.

  48. Tom Brady
    Blech
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    That’s the attitude, girlfriend!

  49. Matthew McConaughey T Shirt Warm Up Pants Sunglasses
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    “Whatcha thinkin bout?” “Oh nuffin just Matthew Mcconaughey stuffs…”

  50. Kelly Clarkson Midriff
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    It looks like the hung the banana just a little too high for her.

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