The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.19.11

August 19th, 2011 // 406 Comments

Faced with low ticket sales and budgetary woes, Madame Tussauds had to find a creative way to cut down on the wax costs.

Welcome to a special Friday The Crap I Missed, where I may be flying solo, but I would never fail to bring you Diddy mindfucking the shit out of Psych 101, the producers of this movie making sure Gerard Depardieu doesn’t ruin the upholstery in this van, Enrique Iglesias showing exactly twice the length of his dick when fully erect and Regis trying to get those goddamned kids off his lawn.

Phoebe Price has a serious moth problem at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Diddy In Classroom
    sports
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    Baron Davis and Brian Westbrook too.

  2. Ashley Tisdale Cleavage
    sports
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    beak

  3. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
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    I hate to say it, but she looks pretty, and really not like a whore at all.

  4. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
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    “What’s worse, that it has mold on it, or that I can’t eat, what with my dentures and all?”

  5. Diddy In Classroom
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    Must be a challenging class. Not a notebook, pen, pencil, computer, or other recording device in sight.

    • Squishy

      Yep, just a lot of hats and finger sucking goin on…

    • J.R.

      Actually it was a Drug and Alcohol class that was mandatory. Part of the diversion agreement to stay out of jail. Had to do a lot with other things you can do besides drinkin’ and druggin’. So, no. No pencil was required.

  6. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
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    Eva Longoria takes her ass for a stroll.

  7. John Mayer
    me
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    is he trying to take johny depp`s place? i dont think so!!!! think round glasses and crazy ties!

  8. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
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    Good to see he got a job as a gardener.

  9. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
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    Jesus!… So he plays the part of a beach ball? Or a beached whale?

  10. John Mayer
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    If Johnny Depp were yakuza, it might look a little something like this . . .

  11. Doo-Doo

    It’s definatley crap!!

  12. Jason Momoa
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    Slash. I get it. Slash.

    Sigh. Is it time for this guy to leave yet?

  13. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    me
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    its the battle of crazy wigs!

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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    Oooh. I like the way you highlighted your ugly mouth and bony sternum here. Stupid ass.

  15. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
    me
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    fail on the remake of legends of the fall

  16. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    TomFrank
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    It doesn’t look like her. Not shiny enough.

  17. Flavor Flav
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    Wait until he realizes gold is pushing $1900/oz. We’re going to see a toofless Flav.

  18. Eva Mendes Nipples
    Chris
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    Double WTF????

  19. Eva Mendes Nipples
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    Well, Eve brought the pepperoni, I brought the sausage.

  20. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    Playing Joaquin Phoenix playing the part of a crazy person?

  21. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
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    Having already seen her “home movies” I can definitively say that wearing white is a bit of a stretch. Maybe yellow…

  22. Ryan Gosling
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    So, Ryan, still curious what bukkake means?

  23. Scarlett Johansson
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    WTF is she standing in front of that makes her reflection look like that?!

  24. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    TomFrank
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    “Kelly, how did you manage to bite just one kernel off the cob?”

  25. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    Buddy the Elf
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    As predicted, the wax figure looks more lifelike than the real thing.

  26. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Asterix?…This is Gottapiss.”

  27. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
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    I think the front of his brain must itch.

  28. Bristol Palin Hot Dog Kyle Massey Chris Massey
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    Ha ha ha. I’ve never eaten with Negroes before! Wait until mom finds out.

  29. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
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    I’m guessing they opened the doors because it smells like pee in there.

  30. Enrique Iglesias The Today Show
    Buddy the Elf
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    Uh yeah.
    Not at all gay there ‘Rique.

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

  31. Salma Hayek Wig
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    Glad to see her tits decided to come back.

  32. Phoebe Price Minidress
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    Meh.

  33. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    Buddy the Elf
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    Looks like Dirty Mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in there.

  34. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    TomFrank
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    People are complaining about all the Skarsgård pics, but I don’t understand the continuing fascination with the Jude Law pics day after day.

  35. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    ktulu
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    This whore is wearing white??? At least she should have gone with semen off-white

  36. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    rm
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    what’s with the dress, did they run out of wax to make her ass?

  37. Diddy In Classroom
    Buddy the Elf
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    The NBA cracks down on its mandatory 8th grade diploma policy.

  38. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    Codot
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    Amazingly enough, that dress makes her ass look SMALLER.

  39. eatme

    “Faced with low ticket sales and budgetary woes, Madame Tussauds had to find a creative way to cut down on the wax costs.”

    …hilarious :)

  40. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    Codot
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    I like KFed’s new style.

  41. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    Codot
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    “Where the hell am I? Who are you people?”

  42. Enrique Iglesias The Today Show
    Silly Cleavage
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    I thought this was another Madame Tussauds wax figurine

  43. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    TomFrank
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    I’ve never seen a woman with more lips than tits before.

  44. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    One is going to plunder some booty, the other is going to get some captain in them.

  45. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    Squishy
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    Good Lord…what candle are they going to make next and when can we light them?!

  46. Eva Mendes Nipples
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    The Place Beyond the Pines is a scary, scary place.

  47. Fred Durst
    TomFrank
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    What goes with a $1000 suit jacket? That’s right, Fred—a baseball cap, white T-shirt and jeans!

  48. Phoebe Price Minidress
    Codot
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    I love people who wear earrings that are bigger than their careers.

  49. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    Squishy
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    Well…he’s the right shape…very pumpkin like.

  50. Eva Mendes Nipples
    TomFrank
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    God bless thick purse straps.

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