The Crap I Missed – Friday 5.6.11

May 6th, 2011 // 390 Comments

Here we are at my last solo The Crap I Missed post for which I chose the above pic because I think it just about embodies the essence of these things. For your visual feast, I present these two who hopefully just dumped a body somewhere, otherwise they have no excuse. And a small tribute to Mother’s Day with an example of one terrible mom and another well, depending on who you’re asking also pretty terrible one.

Thanks for the memories,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM Images, Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Sharon Stone
    Angelo
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    Didnt know they had palm trees in NYC.

    • TomFrank

      You are right, that is definitely not New York City.

      But there is a bigger quandary afoot: there does not seem to be any sort of bra between Sharon Stone’s breasts and her blouse, but then what’s holding them up so well?

  2. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    j
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    wait, dont you have to be 18 to legally own and possess tobacco in public? And in NYC of all places. Chancellor Bloomberg must be seething. This photo has NTA written all over it.

    • i agree someone will pretty much get in trouble for giving someone cigerettes to someone under the age of 18. if there is no tobacco in there then it’s a different matter. as they do make fake cigerettes.

  3. Amber Rose
    Hola
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    He’s totally jerking off!

  4. Kate Gosselin
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Go away please.

  5. Charlie Sheen
    Polk
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    Dead in six weeks?

  6. Sharon Stone
    Hola
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    I see old lady nipples!

  7. Erika Christensen
    Hola
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    Hey Kate Gosselin!

  8. Sharon Stone
    Diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Last I checked, the streets of New York weren’t lined with palm trees…

  9. Kate Gosselin
    TomFrank
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    A luxury gifting suite in Louisville? WTF??

    Oh, Derby Day tomorrow. Still…

  10. Charlie Sheen
    Hola
    Commented on this photo:

    “A” is for asshole!

  11. Erika Christensen
    TomFrank
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    I wonder what she said that the Scientologists broke her arm.

  12. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Grow up, Mom

  13. Juliette Lewis
    Hola
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    she looks good!

  14. Al Pacino
    tmid
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    Weird shirt, angles.

  15. Kate Gosselin
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s there for the swag.

  16. Al Pacino
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL…”out waking” in Beverly Hills.

    Don’t change it, Photo Boy. It’s perfect the way it is.

  17. Erik Estrada Tamra Barney Half Pint Brawlers
    Codot
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    Nothing like a few half pints, some fish, and CHiPs.

  18. Erik Estrada Tamra Barney Half Pint Brawlers
    It had to be said
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    Sweet Jesus, it is the sixth sign of the Apocalypse. Everyone into the bunkers.

  19. Charlie Sheen
    Cock Dr
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    Junkie mouth.

  20. Kate Gosselin
    JPC
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    Every once in a while I see a picture of her and think, “Hey, she’s not half bad.” Then I remember all those little monsters that burst forth from her nether-regions and how badly they must have torn up said nether-regions…

  21. Juliette Lewis
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute

  22. Amber Rose
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Devo start touring again?

  23. Amber Rose
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw, Tiger, hit the links and practice up instead of jerking off in a hazmat suit.

  24. Al Pacino
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Moobs

  25. Romeo Julie Bowen
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    No, seriously, I’m trying to kick the kryptonite. Get off me white woman.

  26. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    The trash doesn’t fall far from the dumspter

  27. Sharon Stone
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    How are her tits holding up better than her neck twaddle?

  28. Al Pacino
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, after all the crap that Lindsay Lohan takes for going out braless, you’d think Pacino would have taken the hint…

  29. Gwen Stefani
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You never see dark roots on Gwen.
    TGIF

  30. Charlie Sheen
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s certainly got the juvenile down pat.

  31. Queen Latifah
    It had to be said
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    So, I stick my hand in the bitch and I yell, “who’s yo mamma?!?” She was trippin’.

  32. Queen Latifah
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    Cinco de Gay-o

  33. Kate Gosselin
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kate Gosslin” and “style icon” should never, under any circumstances, by in the same sentence.

  34. Erika Christensen
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she was the one Latifah was having sex with . . . That thumb looks like the result of a misplanned shocker on The Queen.

  35. Queen Latifah
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Mickey Rourke’s been sitting in the sun too long.

  36. Toni Braxton
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Cleavage? Check.
    Thick thighs she could crack my head with? Check.
    Stripper heels? Check.
    Toni Braxton’s face? Check.

    OK, gotta go rub one out.

  37. Kate Gosselin
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s kinda hot, until you realize her vagina is a clown car.

  38. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    The 6th forgotten member of the Backtreet Boys?

  39. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    Jeremy Feist
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    How big do your nipples have to be for them to stick out through a t-shirt AND a leather jacket? Jesus, this woman’s tits must look like two cantaloupe with thumbs sticking out of them.

  40. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate these crappy celebrities. What is the world coming to when I’d rather nail the skank mom than the skank daughter. People suck.

  41. Erik Estrada Tamra Barney Half Pint Brawlers
    baron of all media
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    Those boobs… their cute little snausage fingers… there are just too many things in this picture I want to put in my mouth.

  42. Al Pacino
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Al Pacino and a friend out waking in Beverly Hills.”

    You know, you get to a certain age and your friends are all dying. You can spend a whole day just going from wake to wake.

    Meanwhile, that hair is veering into Phil Spector land.

  43. Amber Rose
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hahahaha I know! Don’t I look ridiculous? I can’t believe I’m famous either!”

  44. Kim Kardashian
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Her outfit would be complete with my pee running down her chest. Just sayin’.

  45. Amber Rose
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    is she working at a car wash?

  46. Kim Kardashian
    loeber
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t shoes worn to keep your feet and toes out of the dirt and gum on the street/sidewalk? DIAF.

  47. Olivia Munn
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it. When I drop $1500 for an escort I don’t need the a-hole pops taking pictures of her on the way in.

  48. Gwen Stefani
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Did one of the kids bite her nipple off?

  49. Sharon Stone
    marie
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    nice boobs for a grandma

  50. Taylor Momsen Smoking Mom
    kate
    Commented on this photo:

    so… she does have parents?

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