Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed. I’d like to just say thanks for hanging in there with me this week during Fish’s absence. Hopefully the booby pic : dick joke ratio wasn’t too off kilter. Wait, did I just give away our secret strategy? Damn, I was this close to not fucking up! Anyway, we’ve got Rihanna: Queen of Subtlety up there, George Clooney having a stroke while doing his best Lady Gaga impression, the greatest recycling motivator you’ll ever see, and this conversation between Charlie Sheen and Joe Francis that has absolutely nothing to do with blow.
Maryna Linchuk is your final five and she’s never been here before, so try to be nice,
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Take that, Angelina Jolie’s leg
What am I looking at? I saw my name and was instantly confused/curious. But I don’t know what that’s supposed to be.
I think it Rhianna biting on your pencil dick over your underwear. Still want the claim the pencil dick is yours?
And how is this an insult? Rihanna biting your dick, pencil or otherwise,is an experience most of us would enjoy.
“Sweet Deamz”?
Is it too much to axe her to spell it right?
Is it too much to ask you to quote her correctly? :>P
The invented spelling makes it more “gangsta”.
The jeans are the only skinny thing in this picture
Apparently, it’s about a suave, handsome sophisticated man having a chat with his retarded twin.
She flashed her box onscreen briefly is a not-bad thriller 310 years ago.
Aaaaaand, she’s still relevant?
Shit like this makes me hate people.
belly button piercing?
Douche bag dressed up real nice..but he’s still a major douche.
Why do you say that? Judging by everything I’ve heard, George Clooney is a great guy, considerate, generous, and won’t allow the “wheels” on the movies he’s in to mistreat the workers who are a little bit lower on the food chain. If that’s a major douche, I think the world needs more of them.
i’m having flashes of kilroy
He has a fat girls body
He has thunder thighs.
whats the point? just out topless
still hot
Hey hey hey!
“Yo! Yaw Yaw Yaw! Yo Dog!
Yaw, Dawg! Yo!
Dude, you are so… Yo! Dawg!”
An entire season of his American Idol critiques, summed up.
I thought Joe Francis was in jail?
I have a feeling he would’ve been at the end of this night anyway, so you’re not totally wrong.
From your lips to God’s ears. He’s been a douche since before the word was even popularized.
He shoulda been in his mama’s douche.
I wouldn’t want those puppies coming at me in the dark
Me neither.
52 years old and still better than kesha
Um…yuck. Too short. Too skinny legs and a H U G E ass. Bet Tom Cruise would fancy her – until he turned her around and found out she was a girl.
“…then she said marriage, and i was like”
Linebacker body with bolt-on tits.
Really? I was gonna say “Snooki… with a waist.”
But I didn’t.
hot spanish women
I’ve always thought she was beautiful but I dunno, she’s been looking a tad weary of late.
What does she look like UNDERNEATH the war paint?
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Orange you glad you asked?
My greatest fear realized, under the makeup she’s actually Marilyn Manson.
Death Valley
I wouldn’t want those puppies coming at me in the dark
Me NEITHER I said!
What a doucheb… oh wait, I thought that was a segway. This is totally legit.
He used to sing and play cutting-edge, original tunes in bars and clubs of all types, wearing only a sweatsock on his cock with his fellow band members.
Now, this…
Aging, thou art a cruel mistress!
sad bum. She’s no leighton meester
this is what my ex’s new fiance looks like… not entirely sure how I feel about this.
This is one weird looking dude…
She appears to be wearing Randy Jackson’s pants. Awkward…
She appears to have his bulge too.
So mom didn’t really throw away your best porno tape
Mag!!
Didn”t she use to be Areola Spice?
So Liverpool has their own Kim Kardashian.
The only differences:
1) She speaks with a foreign accent (everything she says is still vapid tripe, of course)
2) She gets paid for being a waste of space in pounds, not dollars
3) she’s a “Human Loo”, not a “Human Urinal”
Drink much?
“Blech! I hope that beaver isn’t hungry for an egg roll.”
I only got these two done because the girl said she couldn’t polish a third. Weird huh?
clever bastard
Ironically she is neither big, nor fun nor sexy.
So one week she shills for ‘Depends Adult Incontinence Undergarments’, and the next for ‘K-Y personal lubricants’.
What the hell is coming in and out of that woman’s nether-regions?
You don’t really wanna know.
Giving Pippa Middleton a run for her money. That is a joke of course.
Looks like she’s ready to go door-to-door selling ‘Glamour Shots’ before calling it a day and playing tether-ball with Napoleon Dynamite.
Chris Brown’s boxing gloves say “Marley?” That’s weird.
looks like they just pulled the hook out
Are they fighting over the last line of coke or the last available hooker?
“Excuse me Mrs Himmler, is Heinrich in?”
No matter how nicely she cleans up, she still smells of Manson.
This is Ok, it’s deliberate sex changes I’ve a problem with
Must have gotten one of those defective Lap-Bands, like Jonas Hill.
You sure this isn’t another lame shot of Pippa?
It’s not. Pippa emits no booty shadow. Just sheer and white like the cliffs of Dover.
Even KKK members are in agreement that her face is too white.