The Crap I Missed – Friday 5.4.12

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed. I’d like to just say thanks for hanging in there with me this week during Fish’s absence. Hopefully the booby pic : dick joke ratio wasn’t too off kilter. Wait, did I just give away our secret strategy? Damn, I was this close to not fucking up! Anyway, we’ve got Rihanna: Queen of Subtlety up there, George Clooney having a stroke while doing his best Lady Gaga impression, the greatest recycling motivator you’ll ever see, and this conversation between Charlie Sheen and Joe Francis that has absolutely nothing to do with blow.

Maryna Linchuk is your final five and she’s never been here before, so try to be nice,

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