The Crap I Missed – Friday 5.4.12

May 4th, 2012 // 359 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed. I’d like to just say thanks for hanging in there with me this week during Fish’s absence. Hopefully the booby pic : dick joke ratio wasn’t too off kilter. Wait, did I just give away our secret strategy? Damn, I was this close to not fucking up! Anyway, we’ve got Rihanna: Queen of Subtlety up there, George Clooney having a stroke while doing his best Lady Gaga impression, the greatest recycling motivator you’ll ever see, and this conversation between Charlie Sheen and Joe Francis that has absolutely nothing to do with blow.

Maryna Linchuk is your final five and she’s never been here before, so try to be nice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Take that, Angelina Jolie’s leg

  2. Rihanna Weed Smoke Marley Pillow
    Commented on this photo:

    What am I looking at? I saw my name and was instantly confused/curious. But I don’t know what that’s supposed to be.

    • Anonymous

      I think it Rhianna biting on your pencil dick over your underwear. Still want the claim the pencil dick is yours?

      • Jimrod

        And how is this an insult? Rihanna biting your dick, pencil or otherwise,is an experience most of us would enjoy.

  3. Rihanna Weed Smoke Marley Pillow
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sweet Deamz”?
    Is it too much to axe her to spell it right?

  4. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The jeans are the only skinny thing in this picture

  5. George Clooney
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently, it’s about a suave, handsome sophisticated man having a chat with his retarded twin.

  6. Sharon Stone Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She flashed her box onscreen briefly is a not-bad thriller 310 years ago.
    Aaaaaand, she’s still relevant?

  7. Anthony Kiedis Scooter
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    Shit like this makes me hate people.

  8. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    belly button piercing?

  9. George Clooney
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Douche bag dressed up real nice..but he’s still a major douche.

    • Why do you say that? Judging by everything I’ve heard, George Clooney is a great guy, considerate, generous, and won’t allow the “wheels” on the movies he’s in to mistreat the workers who are a little bit lower on the food chain. If that’s a major douche, I think the world needs more of them.

  10. Elissa Corrigan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m having flashes of kilroy

  11. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    He has a fat girls body

  12. Elissa Corrigan Cleavage
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    whats the point? just out topless

  13. Jessica Alba Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    still hot

  14. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey hey hey!

  15. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo! Yaw Yaw Yaw! Yo Dog!
    Yaw, Dawg! Yo!
    Dude, you are so… Yo! Dawg!”
    An entire season of his American Idol critiques, summed up.

  16. Charlie Sheen Joe Francis
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Joe Francis was in jail?

  17. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Walking Dogs
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t want those puppies coming at me in the dark

  18. Rita Rusic Butt Bikini
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    52 years old and still better than kesha

  19. Malena Costa Butt Tight Pants
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Um…yuck. Too short. Too skinny legs and a H U G E ass. Bet Tom Cruise would fancy her – until he turned her around and found out she was a girl.

  20. George Clooney
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    “…then she said marriage, and i was like”

  21. Elissa Corrigan Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Linebacker body with bolt-on tits.

  22. Malena Costa Butt Tight Pants
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    hot spanish women

  23. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always thought she was beautiful but I dunno, she’s been looking a tad weary of late.

  24. Rita Rusic Butt Bikini
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Death Valley

  25. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Walking Dogs
    BlackAnd.White.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t want those puppies coming at me in the dark

  26. Anthony Kiedis Scooter
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    What a doucheb… oh wait, I thought that was a segway. This is totally legit.

  27. Anthony Kiedis Scooter
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    He used to sing and play cutting-edge, original tunes in bars and clubs of all types, wearing only a sweatsock on his cock with his fellow band members.
    Now, this…
    Aging, thou art a cruel mistress!

  28. Maryna Linchuk Bikini
    yello
    Commented on this photo:

    sad bum. She’s no leighton meester

  29. Kathleen Turner
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    this is what my ex’s new fiance looks like… not entirely sure how I feel about this.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Andre Soto
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one weird looking dude…

  31. Kathleen Turner
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    She appears to be wearing Randy Jackson’s pants. Awkward…

  32. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    BlackAnd.White.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So mom didn’t really throw away your best porno tape

  33. Elissa Corrigan Cleavage
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn”t she use to be Areola Spice?

  34. Elissa Corrigan Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    So Liverpool has their own Kim Kardashian.
    The only differences:
    1) She speaks with a foreign accent (everything she says is still vapid tripe, of course)
    2) She gets paid for being a waste of space in pounds, not dollars
    3) she’s a “Human Loo”, not a “Human Urinal”

  35. Kathleen Turner
    Commented on this photo:

    Drink much?

  36. Rita Rusic Butt Bikini
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    “Blech! I hope that beaver isn’t hungry for an egg roll.”

  37. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    BlackAnd.White.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I only got these two done because the girl said she couldn’t polish a third. Weird huh?

  38. Lisa Rinna KY Sex Book
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironically she is neither big, nor fun nor sexy.

  39. Lisa Rinna KY Sex Book
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    So one week she shills for ‘Depends Adult Incontinence Undergarments’, and the next for ‘K-Y personal lubricants’.
    What the hell is coming in and out of that woman’s nether-regions?

  40. Malena Costa Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Giving Pippa Middleton a run for her money. That is a joke of course.

  41. Holly Henderson Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s ready to go door-to-door selling ‘Glamour Shots’ before calling it a day and playing tether-ball with Napoleon Dynamite.

  42. Rihanna Weed Smoke Marley Pillow
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Brown’s boxing gloves say “Marley?” That’s weird.

  43. Lisa Rinna KY Sex Book
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like they just pulled the hook out

  44. Charlie Sheen Joe Francis
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they fighting over the last line of coke or the last available hooker?

  45. Anthony Kiedis Scooter
    BlackAnd.White.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me Mrs Himmler, is Heinrich in?”

  46. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how nicely she cleans up, she still smells of Manson.

  47. Kathleen Turner
    BlackAnd.White.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    This is Ok, it’s deliberate sex changes I’ve a problem with

  48. Randy Jackson Skinny Jeans American Idol
    Commented on this photo:

    Must have gotten one of those defective Lap-Bands, like Jonas Hill.

  49. Jessica Alba Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    You sure this isn’t another lame shot of Pippa?

  50. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Even KKK members are in agreement that her face is too white.

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