The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 5.3.11

May 3rd, 2011 // 418 Comments

And here we are again for another The Crap I Missed despite some technical issues with the site that would never prevent me from bringing you Michael Clarke Duncan as Rerun from What’s Happening, that chick from Planet of The Apes who is apparently still alive and since Britney got her own post, it wouldn’t be fair if our other favorite googly-nipped beauty didn’t get some love.

Yes, I know that last one was naughty,

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Guy Fieri
    Ras Malfoof
    Commented on this photo:

    I can just smell the hair gel…and the douche. Mustn’t forget the douche.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Yeah and he makes more in an hour than you will make this year and that is just from selling cookbooks….hair gel and douche made him rich and successful….you are just a douche, period.

      • DKNY

        Swing and a miss there, The Critical Crassness. Ras is right, this guy is a douche, plain and simple. Anyone with bleached blond hair and gaudy jewelry is a douche.

    • Ras Malfoof

      I beg to differ with you, Crassy. I have the douche AND the hair gel going. And I’m still poor. :(

  2. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Before & after pics of Bombshell McGee exposure

  3. Michael Clarke Duncan
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Proving once again that wearing a bluetooth can transform you from lovable to asswipe in under 5 seconds.

  4. muddy mudskipper

    Damn…the Diceman is aging awfully fast

  5. Ricky Martin
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing about this picture I can tolerate is the Christina Hendricks buzzworthy ad bewlaeoicnasdgljkoacdosakcmo. Sorry, my boner just doesn’t know what to do. Proximity…to…Ricky…Martin…too….gay…for me…

  6. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    Commented on this photo:

    So, they pair up beauty with a savage? Is it a seating arrangement thing or something?

  7. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    Jennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch is looking for a date.

  8. Holly Madison
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Are Hef’s old-man legs contagious ?!?

  9. January Jones Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    birth control glasses fail.

  10. Ricky Martin
    agent P
    Commented on this photo:

    “The best way to perform a thorough felching is to spread the anus open wis your fingers, like so…”

  11. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    nice boobs

  12. Michael Clarke Duncan
    Commented on this photo:

    LL Cool J has been getting a lot of sun lately.

  13. Rick Springfield
    Wheels
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he wishes he had Jesse’s girl….’s phone number for a ride home!

  14. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    Dick Douche, Private Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    Moamar Gadhafi and friend at a charity event…

  15. Jamie Lynn Spears
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Daniel Radcliffe have a sex change?

  16. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    Heywood Jablowmie
    Commented on this photo:

    What, Hugh Hefner’s shriveled Ol’ Mans balls already booked?

  17. Benjamin Millepied
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    V for Vagina

  18. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Slowly but surely gravity is taking over

  19. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute

  20. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    Trixie
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, god, no more Look Who’s Talking sequels.

  21. Serena Williams
    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the dress Kate Middleton should have been married in.

  22. Serena Williams
    Topher
    Commented on this photo:

    That crazy Michael Clark Duncan. First he dressed up as Rerun, and not he’s doing his Black Swan costume. If that’s not range, I don’t know what is…

  23. Fergie
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. She sure looks different. NIce though.

  24. Rick Springfield
    Method Roughing
    Commented on this photo:

    If i were him id let Jessie and his girl be happy and get my own, at some point…

  25. Ryan Gosling
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Does being a sex symbol make it okay to dress like a woman?

  26. Ryan Gosling
    Short_Bus_13
    Commented on this photo:

    Hipster Ryan knows that socks are to mainstream

  27. Jamie Lynn Spears
    Dick Douche, Private Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just like her sister, only not as pretty. SLAMBO

    • Dick Douche, Private Eye

      This was lame, cheap and obvious. I have higher standards than that. My apologies to all who read this. I will do better next time.

  28. Trixie

    Blake Lively, seen here with the mummified corpse of Michael Jackson.

  29. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    Short_Bus_13
    Commented on this photo:

    -Maybe if I spread my sweater out I can fly. Nope gonna need more coke (Sniff sniff)-

  30. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    Ksurfiws
    Commented on this photo:

    Downtown Womens Center?
    Why would a lesbian be getting a Free, Government Sponsored Abortion?

  31. January Jones Baby Bump
    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew the hotter half of this couple was Jason Sudeikis?

  32. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This pic has to be a couple years old, MJ has been dead for a while now.

  33. Benjamin Millepied
    Method Roughing
    Commented on this photo:

    And here I thought nothing else can top being adopted by the Pitts and Madonna….

  34. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    truth be told
    Commented on this photo:

    no wonder she never smiles ….. shes ugly

  35. Guy Fieri
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bam! Now YOU’RE a tool, too!!”

  36. Jamie Lynn Spears
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    She is living proof that jihad has merit.

  37. Guy Fieri
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bam! Now YOU’RE a tool, too!!”

  38. Jamie Lynn Spears
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think this photo could be anymore stereotypical, other than Walmart being in the background.

  39. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    Adam Ant has not aged well!!!

  40. Benjamin Millepied
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the I knocked up Portman dance. He just does it randomly now.

  41. Rick Springfield
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    Lily Tomlin called, she wants her hair style back.

  42. Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry Lindsey, it’s not that kind of Coke dispenser…”

  43. Rick Springfield
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (getting raped, singing through bars)

    “And now I’m Jesse’s “girl”! I don’t wanna be Jesse’s “girl”.
    Where can I find a priii-vate cell!”

  44. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if anyone will realize I’m wearing a Prop from ‘The Cell’… nahhhhhh…..

  45. Blake Lively Karl Lagerfeld
    beaumont flamingo iv
    Commented on this photo:

    i didn’t know billy idol was remaking his rock the cradle of love video

  46. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “And when the great Xenu tells me to, I’ll put him in a meat grinder – like this!”

  47. Rick Springfield
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Ann Coulter died her hair?!

  48. Serena Williams
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    And people wonder why brothas go after white chicks?

    Exhibit A.

    She makes transvestites look good.

  49. Ryan Gosling
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, throw a Red Wings jersey on me and call me Cameron.

    • ChonchArcola

      he’ll keep calling me…he’ll keep calling me until i come over..he’ll make me feel guilty.this!..this is ridiculous..okay..i’ll go i’ll go i’ll go i’ll go i’ll go i’ll go SHIT!GOD DAMMIT!! ARRGHHHHH!!!!

  50. Chris

    Is that the guy who “chose poorly” in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade?

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