The ‘Coco Edition’ Cadillac and Other News

September 15th, 2010 // 70 Comments

- Michelle Bombshell is somehow still being listened to. [Popeater]

- Geri Halliwell’s cleavage is indeed old and awesome. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katy Perry goes back to high school. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Josh Brolin banged Megan Fox. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is getting dumped by gay dudes now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blake Lively continues to be hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks is a terrorist. [IDLYITW]

- Stephen Colbert wrote a letter to Reddit. [BuzzFeed]

- Brooklyn Decker talks? [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian is stockpiling pregnancy tests. [Hollywood Life]

- Orlando Bloom as a Musketeer. [Popsugar]

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  1. It appears that a large blonde python is wrapped around Coco’sforehead.
    This is just an extension of fashion week insanity…..I hope.
    Does that Caddy have a nuclear powered butt warmers in the seats?
    And now lots of comments about breasts…….

    • sean

      I prefer having sex with 12 year old boys just like my priest did with me.

      • Righty Whitey

        nice try with your liberal pc hippy anti-American anti-establishment propoganda. The truth is that there are far more Democrats in our government who have been found guilty of sexually deviant crimes than priests who have been found guilty. The fact is that only a handful of priests in the Christian faith have been found guilty of any such crimes, it has been the tireless effort of the anti-American liberal left to remove God from our daily lives that have completely blown the “priest” thing out of proportion with mass propoganda through their control of the media. You’re a brainwashed sheep.

      • sean

        I prefer having sex with 12 year old boys just like my priest did with me and my GOP Congressman did with Righty Whitey. I liked watching Righty Whitey taking it up the butt.
        But it is OK. We all go to church.

      • Fact Check #1

        Check the Web Site BishopAccountability.org
        http://www.bishop-accountability.org/priestdb/PriestDBbylastName-A.html …there are over 4,000 Priests NAMED with allegations of sexual abuse
        From there site where they list names-
        “According to the John Jay report commissioned by the U.S. bishops, allegations of sexual abuse were made in 1950-2002 against 4,392 priests. The number is generally believed to underestimate the problem. A few bishops have released the names of accused priests, but no official list exists of U.S. priests who have abused children and vulnerable adults. Below we present the most complete list currently available, culled from media reports and legal documents – with many photos, assignment records, and source articles.”

        Sorry Nut Job, facts get in the way

      • Fact Check #2

        Check the Web Site http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
        Taken from public records …there are over 90 Republicans NAMED with allegations of sexual abuse
        From there site where they list names and cases-
        “Alan David Berlin, 40, a longtime staffer for a Republican state lawmaker, was charged on May 29, 2009 with a first degree felony for unlawful contact with a minor. He is also charged with criminal attempted sexual exploitation of children, criminal solicitation to commit sexual abuse of children, all second-degree felonies, and other offenses. authorities say Berlin suggested dressing up in animal costumes during online sex chats with a 15-year-old boy. During a search, agents found wolf- and cat-type costumes in his home.”

        Sorry Nut Job, facts get in the way

    • Righty Whitey

      “facts” from move-on.org and acorn aren’t real facts. Sheep.

    • Righty Whitey

      There’s over 400 Democratic Congressman and Senators and one Islamic Terrorist Supporter in the White House that are guilty of Ass-Fucking 330 million people in the past 2 years alone…..No amount of priests can beat that stat. Suck on that fact deuschbag.

  2. Randal

    I’m sure it’s posterior and exhaust are as exquisite as the woman who inspired it.

    Randal

  3. HackSaw

    She would hit me.

  4. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When you consider how much milage Ice T must put on her she looks ok.
    The photographer is an epic failure for not getting any ass shots.

  5. azzman

    Coco might be the hottest woman alive.

    DAAAMN!!!

    also FIRST or SECOND, or I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK.

  6. jkhjkh

    where is the ass shot? this post is useless.

  7. Ok, I’ll make the obvious joke.

    I assume this car has huge headlights that look like they were bolted on by an amateur, and a rear bumper grotesquely oversized for a car twice it’s size.

  8. anonymous

    The ass end of that Caddie is way too small to be a Coco edition.

  9. Looking a little leess mannish/trannish today. Almost doable

  10. jrdff

    did you know superficial guy reads ALL the comments and if he likes a certain celebrity he deletes all the bad comments. the guy is a loser

    • Peanutty

      Do you know that that is the second time you posted that and it is a absolute lie? The only time I have ever been moderated on this site was a thing that popped up and said “oops you are posting too fast.” LOL.

  11. Rocky Bushrod

    I assume the driver’s seat is equipped with a reservoir for various anal excretions that cannot be held in due to having a reamed out asshole?

  12. Compound9

    I wish I was a whore. Id have everything.

  13. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Lila
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST

  14. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Lila
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST

  15. Maybe it’s just me..But she kinda reminds me on a Drag Queen..Her Face is ok..But without her huge Ass..She wouldn’t be that interesting I think…

  16. Deacon Jones

    Cadillac’s founder just rolled over in his grave.

  17. Roughaholic

    Looks like the editor and I are gay for Blake…

  18. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Keithypoo
    Commented on this photo:

    First?

    I am actually surprised that I like this. Well done, buttcheeks, well done.

  19. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    T-bone
    Commented on this photo:

    Booooring…When was the last quality NSFW post?

  20. Blimpy

    You know the expression “Drive it like you stole it!”?

    I think Ice-T’s motto is “Ride it like you stole it!” I’m sure she’s got a swollen catcher’s mitt down there between her legs.

    At least that’s how I imagine it.

  21. grobpilot

    It appears she’s hasn’t quite gotten around to stashing the money she just made from delivering a blowjob to the car dealer’s manager.

  22. Viv

    Viva Mexico, si señor!

  23. can’t help but notice she’s got the same hairstyle from yesterday, except looking another day more ragged.

    Some people wash their hair you skanky bitch. ugh, nasty.

  24. dude

    Cheap white trash women and Cadillacs….

    I’ll take things black guys like for 400, Alex.

  25. sean

    Everything about that is ridiculous.

    • sean

      I am the real sean, I am just conflicted. I prefer having sex with 12 year old boys just like my priest did with me.

  26. Racer X

    She looks like Flower Tucci.

    +1

  27. Roberto

    “Coco Edition” means what? A Cadillac with extra big air bags and huge trunk space?

  28. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    w
    Commented on this photo:

    coco is like a cartoon character. just looking at her makes me giggle, like i’m watching looney tunes. what’s up with that jaw line?

  29. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This must have been a local dealership thing.
    Surely the corporate decision makers at Cadillac wouldn’t want this messy bulging tart associated with their “prestigious” brand name image.
    Or would they?

  30. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The man in the FL football shirt has been overcome by proximity to the enormous ass cleavage showcased in yellow spandex. It is RIGHT THERE, and he had to look.
    That hair. OMG. It looks like an electro-shocked fright wig.

  31. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Floyd
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s wrong with her feet?! They look GROSS!

  32. TOWN COCK

    3 prego tests, I thought KK’s been knocked up for years! So, she simply swallowed, besides swallowing black cocks, a dozen watermelon seeds… reason for OH, SO FAT!!

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  34. You know that Caddy is straight pimp. Would love to test drive both. I do wonder what ass implants feel like? I know fake titties feel like. Don’t care for them to the touch but the look is nice. Come on ICE T feel us in on the feel of that ass!

  35. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Alby Damn
    Commented on this photo:

    The third pic is so effin GANGSTER!
    - a Caddy with your name on it
    - cash in hand
    - two purses
    - fat rock
    - a slutty ass dress with some banging ass shoes
    - and a black mans blonde chick

    Brothers are gonna beat their dicks like it owes them money when they see this shit. Caddy never fails.

    She is keeping it waaaaay real with some fake ass tits.

  36. captain america

    this is what the usa is famous for: PIN UP’s who drive CADILLAC!!

  37. Righty Whitey

    she has sickle-cell scars all over her body.

  38. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    OJ's Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s off that this is in NY, but the car has Arizona plates.

  39. Rimba

    Trying to have an respectable old school style FAIL!

  40. Kelley

    She looks like an over-cooked hot-dog weiner about to burst out of that trashy dress …

  41. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    I totally love Coco. I just can’t help it

  42. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    sos
    Commented on this photo:

    love this bitch :-)

  43. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks like after a wather heather explosion, but i fuck her anyway.

  44. The Coco Edition Cadillac
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks nice.

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