The 2011 Billboard Music Awards

May 23rd, 2011 // 183 Comments

And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.

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  1. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    cocoou
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    her thighs look really slim here! so for the thighs and hair I thought it was Shakira too, at first.

  2. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Eve
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    I’d lick her crack.

  3. Britney Spears Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Hobo Killer
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    If Nicki’s ass were real, she would have much bigger thighs to support it. Britney has bigger thighs than her.

  4. George

    In my opinion Beyonce deserves winning this year’s billboard music award. She always has awesome videoclips and her songs sound pretty nice. iTunes

  5. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    michiez
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    wowwww

  6. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    A.A
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    Real or not I’d like to (Censored)

  7. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Andrew
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    she’s must be wearing some kind of super suck-it-in spanx or something!

  8. cc

    Didn’t Beyonce once say she didn’t want to ‘sex up her act’ too much because she felt it was wasn’t necessary? Riiiiiiiiight.

  9. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Lucy
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    Agreed that her thunder thighs look smaller.

  10. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Bison
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    She didn’t get the memo…or the Oscars invite.

  11. Joe Jonas Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Bison
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    This is just too easy…like remaining pure.

  12. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    hobo killer
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    Retard CUNT!

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