The Banner Girl Contestants: Part 2

Alright, folks, here’s one last batch of contestants for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest before Erin assumes her position on the top of the page starting Monday and smiles down upon gossip wrapped in a chauvinistic tortilla.

On a sincere and heartfelt note, huge thanks to everyone who entered. You knew the nature of the site and still put yourselves out there for a chance to add a ray of pretty to my penis jokes. Also, finding out so many hot chicks are fans of the site gave me just the drunken gumption I needed to call up every woman who’s ever rejected me and only two filed restraining orders. (One pressed charges.) High five!

- The Superficial

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