The Banner Girl Contestants: Part 1
With Erin declared the winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, here’s a sample of some of the pictures that crowded up my inbox over the past two weeks. As you look through and wonder why the hell I didn’t pick this girl or that girl, keep in mind this thing involved breasts so I didn’t know what the fuck. In fact, here’s a true anecdote from my personal life to prove my point:
The other day I was driving when I noticed an attractive, full-chested female jogging and proceeded to say “Yes” out loud – to a car containing no one but myself. My brain was literally so overwhelmed with the presence of tits I had to verbally tell myself to enjoy what I was seeing. It’s a miracle
only five people were hurt I was never even near that day care.
– The Superficial