“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”
Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy Awards if not the spirit hence all that side-pussy talk beneath George Clooney because, seriously, what the hell is that thing? Does he just turn to the right whenever he gets bored. “Hey, Brad, didn’t see you over there. And, oh, look, you brought pictures of the kids.” *turns to the right*
Photos: Getty
I bet she puts potpourri in her vaj.
I guess they don’t make organic breast implants.
Goddammed ballet frog!
Flower puss
Dried rosehips and cloves all up in there.
George is gonna give her a lashing for getting in front in this photo op.
Maybe some rose petals and a pinecone up her ass too.
When she queefs, it leaves a pleasant aroma all throughout the room. Like those automatic air fresheners you plug in.
This chick sucks and so does her acting. Nepotism rules.
I love her and her movies.
A smoking hot idiot.
I charge $1000 an hour.
Just a disgrace.
Do I look smug in this?
The woman in the back left stepped in Nick Nolte’s poo.
Polka dots to the Oscars? Her hair looks dirty.
“Look how close they’ve let those poor people get to us. They’re going to get their canned cheese everywhere.”
want to motorboat so bad
I just expect little mouse noises to come out of her.
Starting to look more and more like the hottest soccer mom at elementary school pickup. You know, the one with the really nice rack.
Squeak!
Was it “bring your daughter to work day” at the Oscars?
Good one!
So that’s what she does with all the crepe paper she saves from Christmas presents.
What the fuck? She looks about 38. I mean, a really fucking *hot* 38, but still.
Okay buddy you can stop smirking now, we all know you are the guy who knocked up Natalie Portman.
He hasn’t got the ring on yet. The full deal has not been closed.
Still looks good to me. Or maybe that’s just me showing my age.
I bet she thought she looked awesome. Actually, I’d probably think she was hotter if I didn’t know how goddamned annoying and pretentious she is.
She bores me to tears and he ain’t much better.
Somehow it works for her. Don’t anyone else try that shit.
Congratulations on a look that ages her by a decade and makes her tits lay down and die. Nice job.
I thought she looked gorgeous when she presented whatever award she had. I think she’s just making a kind of weird expression here.
Brooklyn Decker deserved dat oscar i kno dat
Yep… a fruity French dude had unprotected sex with her. The world makes no sense.
And here I thought Katie Holmes and James VanDerBeek were gonna get nominated for Oscars.
George Clooney’s favorite Beyonce song is Upgrade U.
Once again Chris Martin, “The Invisible Husband”, manages to not appear with his wife at a career-critical event. Kudos to you Chris, because if it ain’t all about you, it ain’t about anything.
Why bother to show up if there’s no songs to steal?
I didn’t know Chun-Li was invited to the Oscars.
She’s someone’s mom now. Eeewww!
“Gah, I hate it when my Depends ride up.”
I see why he’s hitting that this month.
Boring haircut and same facial expression in every picture. Tired of her schtick.
such haters!
How does she look so good in her movies, and so horrid in person?
Trust fund goomba throwin West Side of Fail for -5 street cred on the RC
What’s funny is that there’s no “Next Gallery” tag on the next batch in the slideshow, and when you get there, it’s two years ago and there’s Clooney with someone else. I didn’t even notice I had travelled back in time when I saw the Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony pic because aren’t they kind of actually still together sorta? Whatever.
I think it should be mandatory that the presenters be shit faces when they are on stage. Make this borefest interesting.
Grow some damned hair. Tired of her looking the same.
you wonder how americans stay this slim?
SHE STARTED TO REFUSE FOOD ONE ENTIRE WEEK BEFORE THE SHOW……………..
Does that make them turn orange, too?
Lose the fucking cape. You are not Batman.
Suddenly I’m hearing her shout “Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs!”