And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty and clever, we’re going to post photos of Lady GaGa bending over and ripping her pants which is probably the most sophisticated form of comedy there is. I wore a top hat the whole time.
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I bet fish didn’t even WANT to buy this pic… What’s a John Ham pic without the outline of his penis?
Hey. Hey. That’s Dustin Hoffman in the background! How come we don’t get any photos of him? Is it only about the eye candy, Fish? Can’t we get some actual talent up in here for once?
“Siri, is that a train?”
Man, she’s hanging in there longer than a Titanic survivor.
Her secret is, when she thinks things are tenuous, she wears a dress like this, stands in front of Clooney, and goes ‘Oh look, a silver dollar!’ and reaches down to get it without bending her knees. Crisis averted.
Ha. “Silver dollar.” You Canadians.
Or she does what ever the Grey Fox demands especially shutting the fuck up during weird sex. Oh I like Canadians very gregarious.
He looks so old now. I bet whenever they go somewhere that everyone thinks she his caregiver.
ah the hands of fate, she thinks she’s point to her eyes for all the men, meanwhile the light effect tells the real story…
Did she have some work done to her face…?
most confusing chick in hollywood. Wanted to bang her in Batman. Now feel gay for doing so.
And the winner for Best Stolen Career Playing the Hot Girl Whilst Actually Not Being One Award is….
MOAR!!
“excuse me mam – you left your hotness over here on the floor”
She looks like the long lost Olsen twin…
“Back on the market, better show of the twins!” – Amy Poehler
2-1 she’s just shielding that guy taking a piss…
they’re all so pathetic with their ‘glimpse of thigh’ moves. That’s not a glimpse, it’s practically full frontal.
Eva hasn’t figured out that if you’re clawing at your crotch like you’re digging for crabs at the same time, it ain’t exactly subtle.
what a weird dress. I lost the boobs for a moment there.
Stop. Just stop what you are doing and go home!
Monchichi, Monchichi …
LULZ
Me? Slipping into obscurity? No way.
Is this a Bratz doll?
I call them “Slutz’ dolls.
Hey, where’s the ‘Vacancy’ sign?
‘No really guys, there’s a giant fucking spaceship 200 ft above your head. LOOK!!’
Kind of like a January Jones that can smile and act and use birth control.
She looks pretty good here actually.
Snatch or go home.
She looked great, I have to say. I can’t believe all the nice shit I am saying today.
The Golden Globes! Yaaaay.
I swear those pants have triple stitching in the jock area or PENIS EXPLOSION. Jennifer looks very very satisfied….. A pre-Golden Globe fuck?
Not bad for her first attempt at putting on make up by herself.
I guess I don’t know enough about female fashion (then again, my knowledge is largely limited to ‘yay for thongs’.) but that dress looks idiotic.
That guy was going to fist bump her ass. Is that a new trend? Hurray!
Kind of cool…she’s so small you could toss her in the air and play ring toss with her vagina.
Left,MILF, right funny female comedian………………
That pink make-up makes it look like she’s some teenage girl who doesn’t understand all the grown up stuff like make-up. Oh … wait.
Her Johns pay extra for that look.
The undead child from many a horror movie.
All hail the hyno-toad !
Say what you want, she is still a petite Latino fuck machine. I can overlook the media whoring with the stupid chicken thigh.
I think i just saw the moment George became old. This photo. He looks old.
Little pixies only came out at night right? Well the ones you want to have sex with…………
Die Grey Fox die!
“I make ur eyes, u Nexus Six?”
WTF? Is that on the left behind her the twinky(TWILIGHT) dude? EMO girl make up not cool at awards.
She cleans the red carpet with that like the “Squishy”.
Tu eres muy estupido
I watch too much porn.They all look at the camera like that b4 masturbating.
Sweet Jesus.
Am I the only person in America who can’t stand this guy? He seems so smug and everyone else seems to find him charming besides me. I know he’s done good charitable work, but he seems so ego-maniacal.
Iam with you. He creeps me out something fierce.
I LOVE THEM. They are seriously two of the funniest, most beautiful beings ever. They were so funny as hosts last night.
Amy is usually very pretty, but there’s just way too much beige happening here.
Dumbass
That makeup doesn’t suit her. She’s so pretty, but it looks like she let her little niece apply her makeup or something.