The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 19th, 2011 // 187 Comments

Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    This woman so confuses me.
    Is she gruesome or is she hot?
    She’s certainly not sober.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    At least she appeared to stay upright for this event.

  3. forrest gump

    believe it or not: THE PORN INDUSTRY WASN’T PAYING VERY WELL.

  4. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    JC
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    Please tell me she came dressed in character for a “Walking Dead” cameo.

    Usually I love this crazy, drunk bitch. Yeah, if you brought her home, at some point she’d likely crawl into your closet and puke up a bunch of vodka and painkillers, but I always theorized she’d make up for it by being a tigress in the sack. But here….yikes.

  5. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    No one can resist Kate’s boobs. And why should they…they’re fabulous.

  6. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    Why was Ms Kelly doing deep knee bends with an Emmy statuette?
    And why did she wear an old lady dress?

  7. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Rough? Not for sale!
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    Rikers Island empire?

  8. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Rough? Not for sale!
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    Hmmm who does this remind me of?

  9. Rough? Not for sale!

    I have up my work out to 25 reps this week.

  10. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    Kelly does clean up well.

  11. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    ZigZagZoey
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    OMG! That’s the biggest smile I have ever seen on her. Or should I say she isn’t glaring at the camera like she wants to throw a glass at you?

  12. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Emmys
    Cock Dr
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    Jon Hamm has goofyface.

  13. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Phil Jett
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    I think someone had a boob job.

  14. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Phil Jett
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    Looks like Kramer after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.

  15. Minka Kelly Emmys
    ZigZagZoey
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    And an old lady hair style.
    She seems like such a goody two shoes to me.

  16. forrest gump

    psssssst: HER T*TS HAD A DAY OFF, folks?

  17. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Kiki
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    Grandma is asking for her dress back.

  18. Minka Kelly Emmys
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    Did she win the Emmy for the longest ass-crack?

  19. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Kiki
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    So she’s bending for the guy that actually did some (fantastic) acting on the show where she did no acting at all, since the only reason why they gave her the job in the first place was because she probably bent to someone. Talk about full circle.

  20. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    DOucHe BaGELs
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    Since when did she get boobies?

  21. Julie Bowen Emmys
    DogBoy
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    One hot MILF right there.

  22. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Fester
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    So THIS is how Amy Winehouse would have looked with a spray tan… Now we know.

  23. Julie Bowen Emmys
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    Meh, she kinda looks like Gwyneth to me here. Her hair looks like straw too. Not one of my favourites.

  24. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    DogBoy
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    The other slice of bread in my Modern Family fantasy sandwich. Julie Bowen is Wonder Bread, Sofia is wheat or rye…

  25. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    yay, love her :)

  26. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    Fester
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    Thank goodness there were makeup artists on hand to powder her forehead before the glare blinded anymore pilots. Oh, the humanity!

  27. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
    DogBoy
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    Rachel: “Nice tits, can I touch them?”

  28. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    Kelsey Grammer
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    So THAT’S what I’d look like with hair… Now we know.

  29. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    I’m surprised someone even loaned her a dress, she is not exactly good advertising for designers. And what the hell is with the one long strand of hair hanging down?

  30. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
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    What an unfortunate looking woman. She looks like a deformed fetus.

  31. Cher X

    At this angle she looks good but for most of the night, it looked like her bones were trying to make a break for it. Rib cleavage just ain’t sexy.

  32. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    cagster
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    Gary Busey?

  33. Julianna Margulies Emmys
    Seat Filler
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    To Infinity and Beyond

  34. Julie Bowen Emmys
    Joob
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    serious milf. looks a bit more “real” than most of hollywood actresses.

    • TomFrank

      “A bit more ‘real’” = her boobs are kinda small, but they’re natural and I can see some of them.

  35. David Boreanaz Emmys
    Seat Filler
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    He looks like he is a full moon away from a straight jacket

  36. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Joob
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    a “not-so-hot” mess.

  37. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    Alison
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    Toddlers & Tiaras at the Emmys!

  38. Kate Winslet Emmys
    Coyote
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    Now that’s one RED HOT Momma

  39. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    Coyote
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    Two RED HOT Mommas

  40. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Emmys
    Alison
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    Reese Witherspoon has been usurped for most epic chin.

  41. Katie Holmes Emmys
    Sancho Berkowitz
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    Tom Cruise taught her that pose.

  42. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
    Bob
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    Well, REW is bisexual, so…
    No surprise there.

  43. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Venom
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    Deb got boobies?

    I guess Dexter must have called her a flat chested whore or something when they were married.

  44. Julia Stiles Emmys
    Venom
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    You had to kick Deb in the face by putting Julia Stiles right after her. lol

  45. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    Venom
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    Fat ugly foul mouthed whore.

  46. Julianna Margulies Emmys
    Jill
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    That dress looked like one of liz taylor’s tampons.

    • TomFrank

      Didn’t Liz Taylor wear this outfit in that commercial? You know, the one where she peels two crystals off her dress, throws them on the table, and says, “These have always brought me luck. White Diamonds.”

  47. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Venom
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    She looks like a woman that really knows how to take care of her man.
    Derek Jeter is a fool.

  48. David Boreanaz Emmys
    Venom
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    Eau de Douchebag.

  49. Katie Holmes Emmys
    elaine benes
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    Tom: Ok sweet heart, I’ll untie you from the bed so you can go to the Emmy’s… BUT you can’t wash or do your hair. I know it’s been 4 days, but it’s either a bath or the Emmy’s. You choose.

  50. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    artsfo36
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    She looks amazing!

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