Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.
Photos: Getty
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
This woman so confuses me.
Is she gruesome or is she hot?
She’s certainly not sober.
At least she appeared to stay upright for this event.
believe it or not: THE PORN INDUSTRY WASN’T PAYING VERY WELL.
Please tell me she came dressed in character for a “Walking Dead” cameo.
Usually I love this crazy, drunk bitch. Yeah, if you brought her home, at some point she’d likely crawl into your closet and puke up a bunch of vodka and painkillers, but I always theorized she’d make up for it by being a tigress in the sack. But here….yikes.
No one can resist Kate’s boobs. And why should they…they’re fabulous.
Why was Ms Kelly doing deep knee bends with an Emmy statuette?
And why did she wear an old lady dress?
Rikers Island empire?
Hmmm who does this remind me of?
I have up my work out to 25 reps this week.
Kelly does clean up well.
OMG! That’s the biggest smile I have ever seen on her. Or should I say she isn’t glaring at the camera like she wants to throw a glass at you?
Jon Hamm has goofyface.
I think someone had a boob job.
i was going to say the same thing.. nailed it!
Looks like Kramer after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.
And an old lady hair style.
She seems like such a goody two shoes to me.
psssssst: HER T*TS HAD A DAY OFF, folks?
Grandma is asking for her dress back.
that’s right.. take it of THIS MINUTE!
Did she win the Emmy for the longest ass-crack?
So she’s bending for the guy that actually did some (fantastic) acting on the show where she did no acting at all, since the only reason why they gave her the job in the first place was because she probably bent to someone. Talk about full circle.
Since when did she get boobies?
When Michael C Hall ditched her for that flat-chested man Stiles.
One hot MILF right there.
So THIS is how Amy Winehouse would have looked with a spray tan… Now we know.
This is how Amy Winehouse looks right this minute.
Meh, she kinda looks like Gwyneth to me here. Her hair looks like straw too. Not one of my favourites.
The other slice of bread in my Modern Family fantasy sandwich. Julie Bowen is Wonder Bread, Sofia is wheat or rye…
yay, love her :)
Thank goodness there were makeup artists on hand to powder her forehead before the glare blinded anymore pilots. Oh, the humanity!
Too soon?
Rachel: “Nice tits, can I touch them?”
So THAT’S what I’d look like with hair… Now we know.
I’m surprised someone even loaned her a dress, she is not exactly good advertising for designers. And what the hell is with the one long strand of hair hanging down?
What an unfortunate looking woman. She looks like a deformed fetus.
At this angle she looks good but for most of the night, it looked like her bones were trying to make a break for it. Rib cleavage just ain’t sexy.
Gary Busey?
To Infinity and Beyond
serious milf. looks a bit more “real” than most of hollywood actresses.
“A bit more ‘real’” = her boobs are kinda small, but they’re natural and I can see some of them.
He looks like he is a full moon away from a straight jacket
a “not-so-hot” mess.
Toddlers & Tiaras at the Emmys!
Now that’s one RED HOT Momma
Two RED HOT Mommas
Reese Witherspoon has been usurped for most epic chin.
Yes, hers is detachable. Imminently, Predator Face!
Tom Cruise taught her that pose.
Well, REW is bisexual, so…
No surprise there.
Deb got boobies?
I guess Dexter must have called her a flat chested whore or something when they were married.
You had to kick Deb in the face by putting Julia Stiles right after her. lol
Fat ugly foul mouthed whore.
That dress looked like one of liz taylor’s tampons.
Didn’t Liz Taylor wear this outfit in that commercial? You know, the one where she peels two crystals off her dress, throws them on the table, and says, “These have always brought me luck. White Diamonds.”
She looks like a woman that really knows how to take care of her man.
Derek Jeter is a fool.
Eau de Douchebag.
Tom: Ok sweet heart, I’ll untie you from the bed so you can go to the Emmy’s… BUT you can’t wash or do your hair. I know it’s been 4 days, but it’s either a bath or the Emmy’s. You choose.
She looks amazing!