HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!
Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.