The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 24th, 2012 // 170 Comments
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Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.

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  1. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Does this tux make my penis look small?”

  2. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Delicioso.

  3. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    The dress has a lot of openings for a quick tryst with the help when necessary.

  4. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She glows with the joys of motherhood and the elation that can only come from being content with one’s life.

  5. Jessica Pare The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Oscar
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    Jon Hamm is twice manlier and brave because he had to kiss those teeth

  6. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    To January Jones: “Put a smile on your fucking face, would you please?”

  7. Tina Fey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Funny woman. Love 30 Rock.

  8. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    My favourite little pixie. I love everything she does. Love movies, love her music (She & Him are awesome), love her TV show. She’s just amazing.

  9. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    just_elizabeth
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    Worst Elvis impression ever.

  10. Julianne Hough The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    One of the longest standing beards in Hollywood.

  11. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She looks pretty damn good.

  12. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Oscar
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    basic pleasure model

  13. Jessica Pare The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Teeth could use a little whitening, but she’s got a sexy body and a nice rack. For reference see her topless scene in “Hot Tub Time Machine”

  14. Amy Poehler The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Cute funny lady.

  15. Mayim Bialik The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Looks great.

  16. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Joanne
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    wow what happened to her?

  17. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Joanne
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    I don’t get this chick. I find her irritating.

    • true

      I don’t know about her quirky personality she shows on TV but after seeing her interview at the Ellen show, it seems premeditated or unnatural. That irritated me.

    • Sliver

      I once saw her on Top Chef being a total bitch to her mother on national tv. I couldn’t make myself like her after that. Ah well.

  18. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Fucking Sarah Connor. She’s bad-ass. She looks beautiful here. Best I’ve ever seen her look.

  19. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    phffft...
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    Pete has that William Devane smug, *I know I’m cool and can kick your ass* type of look! Cool guys… both.

  20. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Hello beautiful. So sexy. One of the best I’ve seen so far.

  21. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT, WILLIS?

  22. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Joanne
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    She is gorgeous

  23. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I bet she regrets the shit out of those tattoos. Tattoos are fucking ugly and stupid.

  24. Bianca

    I watched them and there wasn’t any dress that was omg amazing.

    Amy Poehler looked great, especially just after a divorce.

    I liked Heidi Klum’s dress the best but her slit was a little too high.

    Sofia Vergara looked beautiful as usual but her dress made her look like a 90′s Pageant queen.

    Ashley Judd’s hair stylist is Snooki?

    Lena Dunham makes Amish people look sexy.

    Jon Hamm’s wife looked like she got her wisdom teeth removed.

    When everyone stood up for Michael J. Fox except for that one asshole….and then you realize it was Peter Dinklage.

    January Jones looked like a ball of sunshine as usual.

    • Shoebacca

      (MY) Jon Hamm isn’t married. His girlfriend (Jennifer Westfeldt) is one of the luckiest chippies on the planet. Hate her.

  25. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Banjobraids
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    lucky bitch

  26. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Jack London's sober moment
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    this look ought to help counter the prevailing notion that she’s an emotionally voided ice-princess

  27. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Jack London's sober moment
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    instead of having the orchestra nudge long speeches off the stage this year, they invited one of the three Fates from mythology. pictured above: Atropos.

  28. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Living your whole life at boob-level? No that bad, methinks.

  29. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Jack London's sober moment
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    this is why you invite no-names: tits on display.

  30. Mohawk Disco

    As with any award show since I wasn’t nominated I couldn’t care less. But it’s always nice to see Sofia Vergara.

  31. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Did you see this? Sofia’s wardrobe malfunction. http://www.whosay.com/sofiavergara/photos/228802

  32. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Gorgeous, but she’s one of those rare halleberryesque cases who look better with the short haircurt. Also, she needs to put back that short b/w striped dress with the awesome ass of which I can’t find any pics anymore, WTF?

  33. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That lady be rockin some sweet-ass curves. Well played, Dinklage, well played indeed.

  34. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    The Royal Penis
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    “I’m way too good looking to have this skank on my arm, would someone please take her away before I throw up?”

  35. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    AAAAAH! It’s trying to smile! Run!!!!

  36. Mayim Bialik The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Looks…matronly.

  37. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Amazing!

  38. Jon Hamm The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That man is beautiful. Add that he’s hung like a horse, and do any ladies stand a chance? I don’t like accepting he has a steady girlfriend that he is in love with. HE IS DON DRAPER, PEOPLE!

  39. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I think she could’ve done better dress-wise, but she is f’n beautiful, hilarious, and nice. Love that woman.

  40. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    richie
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    Adorable!

  41. Jessica Pare The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    richie
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    Beautiful!!

  42. Tina Fey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She has a better body that I thought. Funny and banging, ME-OW

  43. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Underrated hottie. I love that fucking dress. Show off that sexiness baby.

  44. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Queen of Sparta. Pretty hot.

  45. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    richie
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    da bomb!

  46. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    This photo is cropped so wrong.

  47. Tina Fey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    What’s Winona Ryder doing at the Emmys?

  48. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Wow, I barely recognized her. Maybe if she posed with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau giving it to her from behind…

  49. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Which of you bitches sent me out here with a stray hair?”

  50. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I wonder if that’s what every picture of Erica Schmidt looks like.

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