HIM: OhmygodjusttakethefuckingpictureIcantfeelmylegs.
HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!
Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.
Photos: Getty
“Does this tux make my penis look small?”
Delicioso.
Hands down one of the hottest women out there.
Not hotter than Lindsay Lohan. But close.
Your obsession with lohan frightens me.
The dress has a lot of openings for a quick tryst with the help when necessary.
Hopefully she doesn’t turn the rebound into a relationship like JLo did. DUMB.
No way. Once you black…
Is black a verb now?
She glows with the joys of motherhood and the elation that can only come from being content with one’s life.
Glows..you mean like ionizing radiation?
Jon Hamm is twice manlier and brave because he had to kiss those teeth
To January Jones: “Put a smile on your fucking face, would you please?”
Funny woman. Love 30 Rock.
We have a whole lot in common. She looks hot here too, love the dress
My favourite little pixie. I love everything she does. Love movies, love her music (She & Him are awesome), love her TV show. She’s just amazing.
*love her movies
New Girl is f’n hilarious as well.
Worst Elvis impression ever.
One of the longest standing beards in Hollywood.
Seriously. ryan seacrest?! really?! But I guess growing up with a gay brother would make you a good beard.
She looks pretty damn good.
What’s a blind guy doing on the internets?
For a 60 odd year old rock god.
basic pleasure model
Not quite: She’s the replicant that barges in to tell you your time is up when you’re banging the basic pleasure model.
You mean Roy Batty? He displayed more emotions than this cold, heartless marauding thing.
Teeth could use a little whitening, but she’s got a sexy body and a nice rack. For reference see her topless scene in “Hot Tub Time Machine”
Or ten years earlier in “Lost and Delirious”
Cute funny lady.
And her and arnett just separated..kinda made me sad
Looks great.
Agreed, I am a Big Fan of Her’s
wow what happened to her?
Um..aging?
No excuse. That look would look shitty on a 12 year old.
I don’t get this chick. I find her irritating.
I don’t know about her quirky personality she shows on TV but after seeing her interview at the Ellen show, it seems premeditated or unnatural. That irritated me.
I once saw her on Top Chef being a total bitch to her mother on national tv. I couldn’t make myself like her after that. Ah well.
Fucking Sarah Connor. She’s bad-ass. She looks beautiful here. Best I’ve ever seen her look.
agreed!
Pete has that William Devane smug, *I know I’m cool and can kick your ass* type of look! Cool guys… both.
Hello beautiful. So sexy. One of the best I’ve seen so far.
WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT, WILLIS?
She is gorgeous
I bet she regrets the shit out of those tattoos. Tattoos are fucking ugly and stupid.
I watched them and there wasn’t any dress that was omg amazing.
Amy Poehler looked great, especially just after a divorce.
I liked Heidi Klum’s dress the best but her slit was a little too high.
Sofia Vergara looked beautiful as usual but her dress made her look like a 90′s Pageant queen.
Ashley Judd’s hair stylist is Snooki?
Lena Dunham makes Amish people look sexy.
Jon Hamm’s wife looked like she got her wisdom teeth removed.
When everyone stood up for Michael J. Fox except for that one asshole….and then you realize it was Peter Dinklage.
January Jones looked like a ball of sunshine as usual.
(MY) Jon Hamm isn’t married. His girlfriend (Jennifer Westfeldt) is one of the luckiest chippies on the planet. Hate her.
lucky bitch
this look ought to help counter the prevailing notion that she’s an emotionally voided ice-princess
instead of having the orchestra nudge long speeches off the stage this year, they invited one of the three Fates from mythology. pictured above: Atropos.
Living your whole life at boob-level? No that bad, methinks.
this is why you invite no-names: tits on display.
She was in Firefly/Serenity. Only the best sci-fi E-VER.
As with any award show since I wasn’t nominated I couldn’t care less. But it’s always nice to see Sofia Vergara.
Did you see this? Sofia’s wardrobe malfunction. http://www.whosay.com/sofiavergara/photos/228802
Why is she wearing a thong between her tits?
Gorgeous, but she’s one of those rare halleberryesque cases who look better with the short haircurt. Also, she needs to put back that short b/w striped dress with the awesome ass of which I can’t find any pics anymore, WTF?
I love the word halleberryesque. I know exactly what you mean.
That lady be rockin some sweet-ass curves. Well played, Dinklage, well played indeed.
You’re not very picky, are you?
“I’m way too good looking to have this skank on my arm, would someone please take her away before I throw up?”
AAAAAH! It’s trying to smile! Run!!!!
Looks…matronly.
Amazing!
That man is beautiful. Add that he’s hung like a horse, and do any ladies stand a chance? I don’t like accepting he has a steady girlfriend that he is in love with. HE IS DON DRAPER, PEOPLE!
He’s dull and he’s going to age very badly. Think puffy.
I think she could’ve done better dress-wise, but she is f’n beautiful, hilarious, and nice. Love that woman.
Adorable!
Beautiful!!
She has a better body that I thought. Funny and banging, ME-OW
Underrated hottie. I love that fucking dress. Show off that sexiness baby.
You like fashion and women? Are you a man?!?
Queen of Sparta. Pretty hot.
da bomb!
This photo is cropped so wrong.
What’s Winona Ryder doing at the Emmys?
Winona Ryder wishes she was this talented.
Bite your tongue. Winona Ryder is plenty fucking talented.
at shoplifting
Wow, I barely recognized her. Maybe if she posed with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau giving it to her from behind…
“Which of you bitches sent me out here with a stray hair?”
I wonder if that’s what every picture of Erica Schmidt looks like.