The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

February 11th, 2013 // 213 Comments
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“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.

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  1. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    she is still pregnant??? wtf

  2. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Insert joke about a fag(UK for cigarette) here…..Oh WTF?

  3. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Barcham
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    If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to smack that gum out of your mouth!

  4. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Taylor Swift as a Goth Nein ? Oh too much titty…

  5. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Smapdi
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    Is she waving hello to Ellen and Portia?

  6. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Is she having twins?
    One in the front and one out the back?

  7. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    The dress makes a lot of sense when you consider she’s as big as a couch.

  8. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I thought she had her baby

  9. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Smapdi
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    Looks like someone is talking without permission!

  10. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Yikes! Call me not!

  11. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Juch
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    “Call Me . . . Pasty!”

  12. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    She can crack a lobster with one finger (pssst….manhands)

  13. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I guess there are perks to being Justin Timerlake…when I tried that my girlfriend slapped the beer can right off her head.

  14. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Is she gonna fight Spiderman after the Grammys?

  15. Maria Menounos The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    This woman can do no wrong

  16. Chrissy Teigen John Legend The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Harsh, Haggardly eyes, I’ll pass

  17. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    2 fingers, eh?
    This woman hasn’t been 2 fingers tight since 12!

  18. Frank Ocean The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    We all knew he was a shoo-in for the Grammy the instant he punched Chris Brown

  19. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Smapdi
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    “Mmm, chocolate!”

  20. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Meth Chic, nice!

  21. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Thankfully she didn’t get the “No Tits” memo

  22. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Juliana
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    The ‘fuck the letter they sent’ is strong with this one.

  23. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    DoUcHe BaGeLs
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    “I can’t wait to get home and eat this”

  24. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Wow. Not bad.

  25. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?”

  26. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    DoUcHe BaGeLs
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    CHI CHI CHI CHIA!

  27. Drake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    farrellthib
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    money can’t buy looks. ugly fcker

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Still would. Have you seen her teeth? What can I say… I’m a risk-taker.

  29. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    JC
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    “Seriously, stop with the eclairs for at least 5 damn minutes. The grunting and drooling noises are really distracting.”

  30. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    JC
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    Ever wonder what would happen if you held a frying pan against your newborn baby’s face for a couple of weeks? Now you know.

  31. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    If she could be naked and sing to me while I masturbated, that would be delightful. That’s not too unreasonable a request, is it?

  32. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    JC
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    “Yes, doctor, this is a pretty good first attempt. I think if we swap just a couple of more genes, we can finally make Taylor Swift attractive.”

  33. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I didn’t know Benedict Cumberbatch had a sister…

  34. Drake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Ha ha… Aubrey.

  35. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Juch
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    Definitely hotter than Beyonce.

  36. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    holy elven would not fuck

  37. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    2012 recipient of the Grammy for “Most in Need of a New Look.”

  38. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Wow, Carrie looks great.

  39. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Hey! I just met you, and this is normal, but I’ve already forgotten your name. Goodbye.

  40. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    One of the best dresses of the night.

  41. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s the only person I’ve ever seen that carries an emergency tablecloth.

  42. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Yummy as fuck.

  43. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Not a country fan but I can definitely get down with her.

  44. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She is coming for your soul.

  45. Beyonce Ellen DeGeneres The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    Oh look, Ellen’s accepting the Ebony & Ivory Award for Excellence in Racial Harmony…and later, she’ll have sex with it

  46. Drake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    This dude is seriously ugly.

  47. Maria Menounos The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    God bless Greece.

  48. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Was she there to accept the Award for Dumbfuck of the Year?

  49. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    What if the vagina is not visible, but you just KNOW it’s puffy?

  50. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    To think I used to…

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