“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”
Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.
Photos: Getty
she is still pregnant??? wtf
Insert joke about a fag(UK for cigarette) here…..Oh WTF?
If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to smack that gum out of your mouth!
Taylor Swift as a Goth Nein ? Oh too much titty…
Is she waving hello to Ellen and Portia?
Is she having twins?
One in the front and one out the back?
The dress makes a lot of sense when you consider she’s as big as a couch.
I thought she had her baby
she did … with fries and a large diet coke
Looks like someone is talking without permission!
Do you honestly believe she’s still able to conjure up any other facial expression?
Yikes! Call me not!
“Call Me . . . Pasty!”
She can crack a lobster with one finger (pssst….manhands)
I guess there are perks to being Justin Timerlake…when I tried that my girlfriend slapped the beer can right off her head.
Is she gonna fight Spiderman after the Grammys?
This woman can do no wrong
Harsh, Haggardly eyes, I’ll pass
2 fingers, eh?
This woman hasn’t been 2 fingers tight since 12!
We all knew he was a shoo-in for the Grammy the instant he punched Chris Brown
I hear he’s up for a Nobel Peace Prize for that, too.
“Mmm, chocolate!”
Meth Chic, nice!
Thankfully she didn’t get the “No Tits” memo
The ‘fuck the letter they sent’ is strong with this one.
“I can’t wait to get home and eat this”
Wow. Not bad.
“Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
CHI CHI CHI CHIA!
money can’t buy looks. ugly fcker
Still would. Have you seen her teeth? What can I say… I’m a risk-taker.
“Seriously, stop with the eclairs for at least 5 damn minutes. The grunting and drooling noises are really distracting.”
Ever wonder what would happen if you held a frying pan against your newborn baby’s face for a couple of weeks? Now you know.
If she could be naked and sing to me while I masturbated, that would be delightful. That’s not too unreasonable a request, is it?
Only if you ask her not to laugh while its going on.
“Yes, doctor, this is a pretty good first attempt. I think if we swap just a couple of more genes, we can finally make Taylor Swift attractive.”
I didn’t know Benedict Cumberbatch had a sister…
Ha ha… Aubrey.
Definitely hotter than Beyonce.
I always thought so.
holy elven would not fuck
2012 recipient of the Grammy for “Most in Need of a New Look.”
Wow, Carrie looks great.
Hey! I just met you, and this is normal, but I’ve already forgotten your name. Goodbye.
One of the best dresses of the night.
She’s the only person I’ve ever seen that carries an emergency tablecloth.
Yummy as fuck.
Not a country fan but I can definitely get down with her.
She is coming for your soul.
Oh look, Ellen’s accepting the Ebony & Ivory Award for Excellence in Racial Harmony…and later, she’ll have sex with it
This dude is seriously ugly.
God bless Greece.
Was she there to accept the Award for Dumbfuck of the Year?
What if the vagina is not visible, but you just KNOW it’s puffy?
To think I used to…