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No
I sense intense gayness here…
Just good taste. She looks trashy.
Bitch has a manface. Who’s the gay one now, ya big ol’ queen?
Manface? That’s subjective. And I’d bet cash that ALL my girlfriends are girls you’d want, and couldn’t have. That there is ALL woman. And wouldn’t look twice at you if you COULD be in the vicinity…
I just saw. Kimmykimkim? You’re a girl, right? So how do YOU know what a Man likes? Uh, Butch much?
kimmy knows what the beef wants.
And the Beef knows that Kimmy isn’t butch. And I’m gonna go ahead and say I’m hotter than Jojo. EASILY! Beef is hotter than Jojo. Yep, said it. Don’t care. Don’t care how that makes me “look”. Ok, Fredw? If you wanna fuck chicks with ugly faces that’s your problem.
I’m hotter than JoJo? *blushing*
Uh, and it’s Frankw. Ok, Kankerkankkank? Lol…
Yeah, Kanker. I’m sure you’re hotter. That’s why you’re here, right? Lol…
Lol! Oh Fred. Ya see, dear, I don’t suck dick to move up in the world. That’s why I’m “here”. Why are you here, Fred? What about all your girlfriends? I can’t believe they’re not vying for a position on that needle dick.
Even more amazing is how you can see the size of my dick through the comments section of a gossip site on the internet. Lol. I’m gonna leave your little mind to it, Kummy. That is all…
Fred, you truly are hilarious. And I’m not just talking about the fact that you’re practically blank down there, like a Ken doll. That’s just the sprinkles on top.
Yes, with no head.
Yes too but neck seems too long making the head look waaay up there.
Shit. Yes, and fuck you.
ehhh, no
Gee, I wonder how many of these girls would say YES to you….
no. legs look like drumsticks.
got tits?
apparently not.
no. face like a 14 year old. beiber tainted.
i don’t care if it Bieber tainted. hell i ‘ll fuck manson tainted. but face like 14 so pass unless she puts a bag over her head.
That’s what doggy style is for, my friends.
is she part somalian ? her head is too small for her body, it looks weird
maybe, need a different angle.
= “yes I would, I’m just trying to appear more discerning than I am”
in the other pic she’s got sorta down’s eyes or something. something looks retarded. but yeah, you pretty much nailed it, tommyboy.
There’s a third pic you skipped. You can go redeem yourself.
The third pic is better, yes. And I will change my mind to yes, but only cuz i just googled her. today’s pics are sub-par.
all fucking day
she looks good here
yep. and she’s not smiling so double yep.
no, i like longer hair on chicks.
nooope.
I don’t understand…it’s blonde, of age and so cute.
her legs are in christina aguilera territory
she has a pretty face though
nooope.
she’s hot but shouldn’t wear pink cause it makes her look like a little girl
ahh, fuck no. even if i was trashy slut, no.
yes, yes, no
she looks good
ahh, now we’re just recycling. that’s good i was getting tired.
yeah that’s the other angle. no.
you can tell they’re all sick of each other by now
One Day one of them will write a book about how bad the other two were in bed. LOL LOL LOL
Oh Hell Yes!!
JoJo looking thick, me like!
she has the most boring face i’ve ever seen
her tit looks like a roll
ugh go back to black hair
Messed up dress and someting weird about her body, could be the head size or just the ugly dress.
stop getting high before award shows
Have you seen the show? I would.
tony would love this
I guarantee she’s a freak.
exactly. nothing’s off the table is my guess.
Fuck you!
No, No and HELL NO!!
Just how gay is USDA Prime McBeef?
tony attacking users again;;;;;;;; worry about your own sexuality, asshole!
People like SIN usually are worried about their own sexuality. Extremely worried.
Yup. UDSA is a flaming homo.
Scorching your screen!
She looks like a jersey shore castmate.
That would be the finest JS cast-mate EVER…
Even the side boob can’t save this look.
Digging the leather.
i thought Greg Giraldo was dead?
LOLOL
Calling Chris Hanson….
The wolverrine wants his beard back.
Unflattering shot. Line backer shoulders going on here.
I feel like these girls are dressed for prom?
Cute. They match.
she could pass as JLoveH’s jacked-faced little sister.
I would be mad too if someone called me Deena.
as long as you brace yourself for whats NOT under that padded bra…. still, gotta be a YES.
Bonus: You get a song about you.
Not Pictured: Usher with his back turned to Bieber.
I think he was borned with that smirk on his face and he will leave this earth with that smirk. Unfortunate, he needs to loose the blush.
born*
lose*
Great we have a built in spell checker.
tell her she’s better than Streisand, and she’ll do anal.
good luck w/ that hairy butthole.