The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards

January 28th, 2013 // 109 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards which I might as well have called “The I Watch A Lot of Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland Plus Want To Touch Maria Menounos‘ Butt Gallery” which is really the core message here. Well, that and, Oh God Jesus Why, Jessica Pare?!. Although, admittedly, that’s more of a subtext than underlying theme because I’m so deep and complex.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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    CrashHell
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    That’s pretty awesome her Granpa brought her to the show. You have to treasure those moments. Grandparents are always the first to pass on. What an inspiration…

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    CrashHell
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    Is that the greatest cock-sucking photo-bomb or what?!?

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    instrom
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    Remaining tight-lipped as usual.

  4. Smapdi

    Its about time actors get some attention for all the fantastically complicated and important work they do!

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    Alison
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    Whoever embalmed him did a great job.

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    “Damian, honey, don’t even think about doing that Gangnam Style dance again. I swear I’ll put a knife through your hand—for real this time.”

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    Damn, she stupid
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    Double digit IQ test results not pictured.

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    “Funny haircut, Alec!”

    “Hey, asshole, my wife gave me this haircut. It’s not supposed to be funny. It’s Hilaria’s.”

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    You couldn’t point out that’s Julianne Moore, or even give her her own photo? You pricks.

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    Light purple is the new tan.

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    catapostrophe
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    Red is a pretty color for cottage cheese.

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    She looks like she sweats crazy. I’m convinced that if she rubbed her forehead on somebody, it would induce peyote-like insanity in them, for at least a few hours.

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    BP
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    Nothing Sagging Here!

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    I hope they patted this sneaky bastard down before they let him into the awards show.

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    Is that Leo Dicaprio’s creepy, evil, long lost twin?

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    Either I’m trying too hard to live in 1991, or she’s trying too hard to look like Lara Flynn Boyle.

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    She best get busy on a treadmill. Because she’s fat.

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    Who cut this dude’s hair – Alec Baldwin?

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    I’d Kiernan right in her little Shipka, iykwim!

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    Helen Hunt. SAG award winner, Denture wearer.

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    journalschism
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    Bryce Dallas Howard must be seriously pissed about the loss of her redhead supremacy.

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    She looks nuttier than a squirrel.

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    journalschism
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    “Absolutely I was in Lincoln. I was the guy with the beard.”

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    She may not have won a SAG award, but she’s got a decent shot at the Preakness.

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    Why in god’s name wouldn’t she get her teeth fixed? She’s a formal model and has a great rack, why not fix your hillbilly teeth?

    • First, because those teeth were one of the reasons she got the role of Megan on Mad Men. Matt Weiner actually liked the fact that her smile wasn’t 21st century cosmetically perfect.

      Second, you may not have heard of another “formal model” (what, is there a separate category for prom dresses?) called Lauren Hutton, but FYI, her teeth never held her back.

      Third, she’s self-conscious about them, but doesn’t want to change them because they’re hers, they’re what make her look like herself, and she doesn’t know what she’d look like if she changed them.

      Fourth, I have two words for you: Jennifer Grey.

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    Same earrings as Jessica Pare but better teeth.

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    VelociRaptor
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    I wonder which blind AMC TV exec did she blew to get this gig.

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    Shiny!

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    Channeling her inner “Agent Scully”.

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    John Cocktosten
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    Looks like her head’s on backwards.

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    Plastic Police
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    Damn, it’s Keith Urban in a dress!

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    Kojak
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    I don’t understand. Why post a close picture of him, and not of Alexis?!?

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    bbiowa
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    Hermione Granger really did have a time portal device.

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    Oooh… not a strong look.

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    bbiowa
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    Or Legolas’ creepy, evil, long lost twin?

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    Kojak
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    She clearly loose some weight and worked on her waist, because she looks much better in this photo than anytime in last year.

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    Doing a lot of acting lately there, Carmen?

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    Notice how stretched her cheeks are?

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    Taking extra precautions against displaying the ol’ ham wallet.

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    This one, on the other hand, should make sure her pudding hatch is front and center to distract from that face. Admittedly, the bangs are helping somewhat.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Nicole! Smile for the cam- Sorry, I forgot you can’t do that anymore. Anyway, say che- Damnit! Sorry!”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Here’s Carmen Electra at the SAG Awards, who you’ll remember from her recent role in . . . wait, what the fuck?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Anne! Aren’t you going to show us your vagina?”
    “Bradley Cooper’s over there.”

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    Toe Jam
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    She’s naked in the movie ‘Jolene’. (Its a good movie too boot). You’re welcome! :D

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    She is just real damn pretty. Full stop.

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    …neiiiiigh!…

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    Dinklage finally combed his hair, thank god.

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    SLiver
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    Something about her just says, “Raging bitch”.

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    I loved her in ‘Ira and Abby’ – she was super fun in that movie.

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    Throw her a sandwich.

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