Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some sort of sick joke. “Hey, what if we honor the hardest working professionals in the business, but as a gag, we force them to treat a vapid mountain of ass who’s done absolutely nothing of value, save serve as a human urinal, as their peer? Hysterical, right? — Guys? C’mon, I know every single of one you didn’t just simultaneously hang yourself.
Guys?
Oh, shit.”
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Is Amy Adams the Benjamin Button of hot chicks? Tatum O’Neal looked older in Paper Moon.
them titties
Stunning!
Sofia, that is.
Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards. Go figure.
well played. ditto on whoredashian’s ass
Hendricks has that kind of body where you look at her dressed up and pushed out and think “damn, I’d like to tap that”…and if you saw her naked you think “damn…can I get it up for a chick this fat?”
Aww man McFeely, I love you here. But why do you have to do Christina like that???
You scooped me! First thing I thought too… Oh the irony of them big titties at a show called SAG .
Mmm… her breasts are like limpid pools that I could lose myself in, along with the rest of my baseball team…
Seriously, why the hell was she there???
cuz she’s good-lookin’.
I totally agree!!! I saw her on E Red Carpet, and was just thinking why the hell is she there? She is by far not an actress, nor has any sort of talents except her looks, acting like a diva, sore loser, bratty, spolied, full of herself, and the most uninteresting person I have ever seen.
Sorry Apple, but that reasoning only applies to shows like the MTV Awards. Not something as serious as the SAG Awards. This show is for people with actual talent.
i think shes there because shes popular, yes she doesnt have any talent, but shes popular and people love to see her and talk about her, so why not? if she brings media attention then they figure oh ok lets let her in
In about ten years, “Christina Hendricks” and “SAG” will unfortunately be forever intertwined.
Score!
Enough with horseface already. She’s actually starting to believe she’s attractive.
i’m sorry, but, why are you here?
Gorgeous! Love the color.
I would go Amy Fisher for Sofia. No questions asked.
WTF are the Largeassians doing there anyway?
Good evening boils and ghouls!
…Wait, that’s not the Crypt Keeper?
You’d need some kind of NASA galactic telescope to examine any SAG on those tiny things Amy Adams is sporting.
Dress almost works to mask the giant ass there until she sinks her hand in and reveals that you could easily sit a drink cup on there while waiting to get inside.
She has that Snuggie on backwards.
bingo bango!
she needs to release a sex tape immediately.
I’d rail that.
i luv her
Cause she is hot Tara :)
Her eyelashes look like spiders climbing out of her eyeballs. Hold me, I’m scared.
I’ve got a can of RAID; it’ll be ok.
Sofia is the best stuff to come out of Colombia since cocaine.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
She looks like a robot. Where can I order one?
What is up with the Ronald MacDonald eye lash paste. She is beautiful but the trashiness of her outweighs the beauty. Doable but not dateable.
Normally beautiful but in this pic she looks as scary as the clown she stole her hair from. ack
That is a terrible dress. Looks like something created by World of Warcraft to cover the fat priestess.
HAHA!! That’s exactly what it’s doing.
Was her foundation applied via trowel?
the return of Tonya Harding.
Love Nic but did she steal Dame Edna’s dress collection?
She has the perfect body and her face is amazing. She is Stunning in every sense.
The love child of Penelope and Bruce Willis’ jaw.
At first sight I thought she was Hailee Steinfeld. I thought we get bigger boobs after giving birth? Was I lied about this too? Like when they told me a brazilian bikini wax was painless?
Now there’s a woman. Hot, funny….. yum.
Attn Haters: I would F her with glee.
Cosigned.
NO SAG here.
Fuck me running, this is the only reason I love these shows.
who else would like to dump a load on sofias neck?
Girl, I know it’s the SAG awards, but I’m sure they would have lend you that Emma Frost bra if you’d only asked.
Ok… I’m a straight female, but I’m about to unravel that dress and make a women out of her.
who else whats to dump a load on sofias neck
*raises both hands*
I don’t know who this girl is, but she looks like Stephanie Pratt…. so I’m pretty sure she should be shot.
Look closely, or squint if you have too.
She looks like octomom.
This girl was made for tit fucking.
damm right cardinal christina too wouldnt say
If Mila Kunis and Vanessa Hugdens had a baby, it would be weird…. and it would also look like this.
Sofia looks stunning. No doubt about it she has a wonderful figure and that face. That’s a come hither and drop your pants face if I have ever seen one.
Christina Hendricks, once again, dressed up and tied together with girdles and all sorts of wires. She looks GREAT in clothes. I say she should keep them on.
Hendricks’ shoulder, waist, hip ratio in that picture is NOT GOOD. Don’t tell me she’s curvey and has a great shape. ROUND or PEAR are NOT shapes!!!
open some animal crackers, hippopotamus is a shape, no?
but hey i’d eat her, fuck her, the works. those tits get me hard
All the complaints are BS. I must have offloaded 60 times because of the pics in this post alone. Fish, good job man.
What’s the point of this pic? Why do people continue to encourage this useless sack of protoplasm?
you think christinas had her cleavage pumped by with cock