The 17th Annual SAG Awards

January 31st, 2011 // 102 Comments

Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some sort of sick joke. “Hey, what if we honor the hardest working professionals in the business, but as a gag, we force them to treat a vapid mountain of ass who’s done absolutely nothing of value, save serve as a human urinal, as their peer? Hysterical, right? — Guys? C’mon, I know every single of one you didn’t just simultaneously hang yourself.


Oh, shit.”

Photos: Getty


  1. Amy Adams
    slappy magoo
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    Is Amy Adams the Benjamin Button of hot chicks? Tatum O’Neal looked older in Paper Moon.

  2. c

    them titties

  3. Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards. Go figure.

  4. Christina Hendricks
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    Mmm… her breasts are like limpid pools that I could lose myself in, along with the rest of my baseball team…

  5. Kim Kardashian
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    Seriously, why the hell was she there???

    • AppleJam

      cuz she’s good-lookin’.

    • Betty

      I totally agree!!! I saw her on E Red Carpet, and was just thinking why the hell is she there? She is by far not an actress, nor has any sort of talents except her looks, acting like a diva, sore loser, bratty, spolied, full of herself, and the most uninteresting person I have ever seen.

    • Sorry Apple, but that reasoning only applies to shows like the MTV Awards. Not something as serious as the SAG Awards. This show is for people with actual talent.

      • kelly

        i think shes there because shes popular, yes she doesnt have any talent, but shes popular and people love to see her and talk about her, so why not? if she brings media attention then they figure oh ok lets let her in

  6. Christina Hendricks
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    In about ten years, “Christina Hendricks” and “SAG” will unfortunately be forever intertwined.

  7. Lea Michele
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    Enough with horseface already. She’s actually starting to believe she’s attractive.

  8. Kim Kardashian
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    i’m sorry, but, why are you here?

  9. Sofia Vergara
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    Gorgeous! Love the color.

  10. Deacon Jones

    I would go Amy Fisher for Sofia. No questions asked.

  11. January Jones
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    WTF are the Largeassians doing there anyway?

  12. Nicole Kidman
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    Good evening boils and ghouls!

    …Wait, that’s not the Crypt Keeper?

  13. You’d need some kind of NASA galactic telescope to examine any SAG on those tiny things Amy Adams is sporting.

  14. Kim Kardashian
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    Dress almost works to mask the giant ass there until she sinks her hand in and reveals that you could easily sit a drink cup on there while waiting to get inside.

  15. Christina Hendricks
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    She has that Snuggie on backwards.

  16. Sofia Vergara
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    bingo bango!

  17. Sofia Vergara
    Hugh Gentry
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    she needs to release a sex tape immediately.

  18. Sofia Vergara
    henry jenkins
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    I’d rail that.

  19. Christina Hendricks
    Hugh Gentry
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    i luv her

  20. Kim Kardashian
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    Cause she is hot Tara :)

  21. Kim Kardashian
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    Her eyelashes look like spiders climbing out of her eyeballs. Hold me, I’m scared.

  22. Sofia Vergara
    Clyde Frazier
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    Sofia is the best stuff to come out of Colombia since cocaine.

  23. Nicole Kidman
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    You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  24. Sofia Vergara
    I'm a jerk
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    She looks like a robot. Where can I order one?

  25. Kim Kardashian
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    What is up with the Ronald MacDonald eye lash paste. She is beautiful but the trashiness of her outweighs the beauty. Doable but not dateable.

  26. Christina Hendricks
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    Normally beautiful but in this pic she looks as scary as the clown she stole her hair from. ack

  27. Christina Hendricks
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    That is a terrible dress. Looks like something created by World of Warcraft to cover the fat priestess.

  28. Kim Kardashian
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    Was her foundation applied via trowel?

  29. Amy Adams
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    the return of Tonya Harding.

  30. Nicole Kidman
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    Love Nic but did she steal Dame Edna’s dress collection?

  31. Sofia Vergara
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    She has the perfect body and her face is amazing. She is Stunning in every sense.

  32. Lea Michele
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    The love child of Penelope and Bruce Willis’ jaw.

  33. Amy Adams
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    At first sight I thought she was Hailee Steinfeld. I thought we get bigger boobs after giving birth? Was I lied about this too? Like when they told me a brazilian bikini wax was painless?

  34. Sofia Vergara
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    Now there’s a woman. Hot, funny….. yum.

  35. Lea Michele
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    Attn Haters: I would F her with glee.

  36. Cardinal Fang

    NO SAG here.

  37. Johnny Cage

    Fuck me running, this is the only reason I love these shows.

  38. Christina Hendricks
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    who else would like to dump a load on sofias neck?

  39. January Jones
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    Girl, I know it’s the SAG awards, but I’m sure they would have lend you that Emma Frost bra if you’d only asked.

  40. Sofia Vergara
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    Ok… I’m a straight female, but I’m about to unravel that dress and make a women out of her.

  41. jizzer

    who else whats to dump a load on sofias neck

  42. Jennifer Lawrence
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    I don’t know who this girl is, but she looks like Stephanie Pratt…. so I’m pretty sure she should be shot.

  43. Kim Kardashian
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    Look closely, or squint if you have too.
    She looks like octomom.

  44. Christina Hendricks
    Cardinal Fang
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    This girl was made for tit fucking.

  45. Sarah Hyland
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    If Mila Kunis and Vanessa Hugdens had a baby, it would be weird…. and it would also look like this.

  46. Sofia looks stunning. No doubt about it she has a wonderful figure and that face. That’s a come hither and drop your pants face if I have ever seen one.

    Christina Hendricks, once again, dressed up and tied together with girdles and all sorts of wires. She looks GREAT in clothes. I say she should keep them on.

  47. Hendricks’ shoulder, waist, hip ratio in that picture is NOT GOOD. Don’t tell me she’s curvey and has a great shape. ROUND or PEAR are NOT shapes!!!

  48. Kim Kardashian
    timmy the dying boy
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    What’s the point of this pic? Why do people continue to encourage this useless sack of protoplasm?

  49. jizzer

    you think christinas had her cleavage pumped by with cock

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