The 17th Annual SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 31, 2011

Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some sort of sick joke. “Hey, what if we honor the hardest working professionals in the business, but as a gag, we force them to treat a vapid mountain of ass who’s done absolutely nothing of value, save serve as a human urinal, as their peer? Hysterical, right? — Guys? C’mon, I know every single of one you didn’t just simultaneously hang yourself.

Guys?

Oh, shit.”

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