That’s Not Joel Madden…

Rumors that I was too lazy handsome to post about have been circulating all summer that Joel Madden has been cheating on Nicole Richie which probably explains these photos of her in Cabo yesterday casnorkeling with a mystery dude. However, she’s also there with Samantha Ronson, so for all we know this is just some final test to determine if she’s ready to become another horribly unattractive lesbian because there’s not enough of those running around making porn look like a liar. HOW DARE YOU?!

SAMANTHA: Yes, Nicole, the force you do use. Penis or Gargoyle Vagina? Question is that.
NICOLE: But, Master Yoda, it’s too hard.
SAMANTHA: Is what she said that is.

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