That’s Not Joel Madden…

September 20th, 2010 // 15 Comments

Rumors that I was too lazy handsome to post about have been circulating all summer that Joel Madden has been cheating on Nicole Richie which probably explains these photos of her in Cabo yesterday casnorkeling with a mystery dude. However, she’s also there with Samantha Ronson, so for all we know this is just some final test to determine if she’s ready to become another horribly unattractive lesbian because there’s not enough of those running around making porn look like a liar. HOW DARE YOU?!

SAMANTHA: Yes, Nicole, the force you do use. Penis or Gargoyle Vagina? Question is that.
NICOLE: But, Master Yoda, it’s too hard.
SAMANTHA: Is what she said that is.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Cam

    I actually wouldn’t mind if that one changed teams.

  2. BESP


  3. John Hammond

    what she said that is*

  4. Cock Dr

    Nichole Richie is proof that spoiled rich girl “celebrity” junkie can actually clean up (or learn to behave with extreme discretion).
    Paris & LiLo take note!
    Just don’t have the baby part. Disaster, that.

  5. Lise

    That’s Andy LeCompte. He’s gay.

  6. suck it

    “Is what she said that is.”

    Made my day! :D

  7. Nicole Richie With a Mystery Man
    Commented on this photo:

    whores the lot of them, die u celeb whores!

  8. bugporn


    Finally a D-lister who realizes being rich and famous means you can bang hot nobodies instead of other ugly D-listers.

  9. hellokittylover

    That’s just a family friend..she tweeted a pic of them together so im pretty sure it’s not a secret.

  10. Luna

    That’s Andy LeCompte her GAY hair stylist…you’re obviously not a very reliable source if you don’t even know that

  11. GENTRYMarta

    It’s understandable that cash makes people independent. But what to do if somebody does not have money? The one way only is to try to get the loan and just short term loan.

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