Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest kiss on beach

I totally thought he was gay too, he still is though cause Teri is actually a trannie!

Just because you’re caught making out with Skeletor doesn’t mean you’re not gay.

and just because Skeletor is caught making out with you doesn’t make her sexy.

but such PDA’s suggest that they BOTH wanted to get caught bec they’re both gonna benefit from the media exposure. plus Skeletor might actually get a man to bone her. even if he has to throw up afterwards.

That is wrong on so many levels.

wait, I’m confused.

who gets to be the butch lesbian?

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE OLD BAG LADY DOWN THE STREET! WOW THIS MUST PROVE HE IS GAY, BECAUSE NO STRAIGHT MAN WOULD TOUCH THAT WRINKLEY WITCH!

OMG!!1! 7TH POSTT!!

Ewww!

“She laughed at his jokes” ? Wow, the poor girl must be really medicated.

He’s gotta be on Brokeback Mountain. . .straight guys don’t wear sportscoats on the beach.

I thought he had highlights? Doesn’t he have blond highlights on american idol? Hmmmm….maybe she hired a homeless man who LOOKS like Ryan Seacrest so people don’t think she devours her lovers.

Are you sure thats not Clay Aiken dressed in drag?

Ryan Seacrest kissing women….
I find that hard to believe, I need more proof!!!

Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson……

ah…ryan seacrest receiving the kiss of death…

they get along so well because they both have breath that smells like ballz…

they’re shooting a new pilot….LOIS & CLOT…

Spring is the air, folks. Beware of housewives spraying their mating scent irresponsibly, you could slip.

I bet he kisses like a gay man.

I wonder what heartbreaking secret she’ll reveal after Ryan breaks up with her.

I believed this right up until I read

“Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan

come on now – aren’t you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she’s a little older – and her breasts might be less firm now – but aren’t they still “real and spectacular”?

I dunno dude, Terry Hather is pretty hot, kind of like a renegade librarian, you know?

thanks to the disgusting look of teri’s outfit i’ll be going through expensive therapy for months to come. maybe i should send her stylist the bill.

Overheard at the LA county jail…..

Inmate: Okay Seacrest. You wanna be the man or the woman tonight?

Seacrest: Can I be the man?

Inmate: Sure. Not get over here and suck you wife’s dick…

Well, since no other has said it, I will.
It’s fake.

So how long do you think they stood there comparing outfits?

Gross! This is so wrong. Teri is much to old for Ryan. They both must be desperate.

he must of that she was johnny damon.

She laughed at his jokes? They kissed? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Ryan is actually taller than 5’2″. yeah…the whole thing stinks. He must have Tom Cruise’s publicist.

Kinda funny tho, because a gay Seacrest makes sense….if he’s straight then I’m scared and a little confused.

omg this looks sooo awkward

kind of like when tom cruise kisses katie holmes…hmmm

to quote #18
“come on now – aren’t you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she’s a little older – and her breasts might be less firm now – but aren’t they still “real and spectacular”?”

Having seen her recently somewhere on tv I must ask…. WHAT BREASTS??? I have male cousins in Kentucky with much nicer boobs than she does.

we all like to think Ryan is gay, because its funny. But honestly I never thought he was. Hell, he was on Blind Date years ago before Idol was on and it was with a girl. But fear not, for he is not straight either he is…a metrosexual. And anybody who still thinks that trend is happening deserves to be mocked endlessly. Hell, even the gays are into being cowboys now, so why are the straights still pretending to be gay?

Oh he’s gay or willing to take it in the can to further his career. I played golf with his ex-American Idol co-host and he had a few things to say.

OK, i know i commented already but this is so EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

she is a haggard old prune. wtf dos he see in her? or are they both that DESPERATE??????

this woman has a kid for goodness sakes. must she keep publicly humiliating her like this? her ex should sue for custody.

“Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson…… ”

LMFAO!

Bullshit! It is another fucking guy dressed as Terri Hatcher.

Wow. She truely IS a less hot version of my Engligh teacher.

But where she’s making cosy with all of the apparently attractive Hollywood men, my English teacher’s constantly being beaten up for his receeding hairline, beer belly, and fishnet stockings.

Is THIS the kind of world we live in??

Damn, that Sinead O’Conner gets around huh?

Who is he?

Nice backwards hat there Teri. You are most definitely “trendy” and “with it” like the kids today. Face it lady, you’re 40, frumpy [hell, your nude scene in your "prime" killed your career for a decade] and babboon-ass ugly; the spackle on your face isn’t fooling anyone.

The Church of Scientology would like to present to you their two newest poster children for the cul-, I mean church.

I didn’t know boinking your best friends mom was in fashion or making out with your grandmother. Yes I know her show is about old ladies doing it. But seriously who tf wants to see this shit. It’s nasty like Jacko making out w/ Lisa Marie. Like someone jouching their eyes out to stop this nasty image.

My universe is shaken. I shall never be the same again.

#39

What’s jouching?

#35 LOL very good!

what an attention whore first she cries that she was molested then she date gays just to be in magz covers.

Actually, anyone making out with Rosie O’Donnell must to be gay – she’d only go with a lesbian or an effeminate man.

I really shouldn’t read The Superficial while eating breakfast.

He’s a gay. Kissing an anorexic middle aged woman doesn’t change that.

How is it possible for her ass to look so huge?

Oh, no!!! That skeleton is eating that gay guy!

Well, honestly, I guess it’s just good that she’s eating for once.

Ok, I really think this is some poor hobo that Ryan is seducing with cocktail weenies and weed.

Can you say “Photo-Op?” I’d be hard pressed to come up with another example of more uncomfortable body language. Her hair looks stringy and the bulky sweater must be to make it look like there’s meat on them bones. I agree with whomever said that straight guys don’t wear sport coats on the beach – he’s not Don Johnson and this isn’t Miami Vice.