Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest were caught making out on a Malibu beach over the weekend after having lunch at a nearby restaurant.
Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest kiss on beach
March 29th, 2006 // 88 Comments
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gogoboots | March 29, 2006 at 5:21 pm
I totally thought he was gay too, he still is though cause Teri is actually a trannie!
tuben | March 29, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Just because you’re caught making out with Skeletor doesn’t mean you’re not gay.
nikki | March 29, 2006 at 5:36 pm
and just because Skeletor is caught making out with you doesn’t make her sexy.
but such PDA’s suggest that they BOTH wanted to get caught bec they’re both gonna benefit from the media exposure. plus Skeletor might actually get a man to bone her. even if he has to throw up afterwards.
mamacita | March 29, 2006 at 5:38 pm
That is wrong on so many levels.
Lipgloss Assassin | March 29, 2006 at 5:38 pm
wait, I’m confused.
who gets to be the butch lesbian?
Martin92 | March 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE OLD BAG LADY DOWN THE STREET! WOW THIS MUST PROVE HE IS GAY, BECAUSE NO STRAIGHT MAN WOULD TOUCH THAT WRINKLEY WITCH!
Martin92 | March 29, 2006 at 5:45 pm
OMG!!1! 7TH POSTT!!
popsi_zen | March 29, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Ewww!
Binky | March 29, 2006 at 5:47 pm
“She laughed at his jokes” ? Wow, the poor girl must be really medicated.
texinthecity | March 29, 2006 at 5:47 pm
He’s gotta be on Brokeback Mountain. . .straight guys don’t wear sportscoats on the beach.
wunderfulpixi | March 29, 2006 at 5:48 pm
I thought he had highlights? Doesn’t he have blond highlights on american idol? Hmmmm….maybe she hired a homeless man who LOOKS like Ryan Seacrest so people don’t think she devours her lovers.
Italian Stallion | March 29, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Are you sure thats not Clay Aiken dressed in drag?
Ryan Seacrest kissing women….
I find that hard to believe, I need more proof!!!
Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson……
sometimesboy | March 29, 2006 at 5:55 pm
ah…ryan seacrest receiving the kiss of death…
they get along so well because they both have breath that smells like ballz…
they’re shooting a new pilot….LOIS & CLOT…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 29, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Spring is the air, folks. Beware of housewives spraying their mating scent irresponsibly, you could slip.
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I bet he kisses like a gay man.
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I wonder what heartbreaking secret she’ll reveal after Ryan breaks up with her.
HughJorganthethird | March 29, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I believed this right up until I read
“Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan
The Lazy Asian | March 29, 2006 at 6:24 pm
come on now – aren’t you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she’s a little older – and her breasts might be less firm now – but aren’t they still “real and spectacular”?
Andy | March 29, 2006 at 6:32 pm
I dunno dude, Terry Hather is pretty hot, kind of like a renegade librarian, you know?
downshine | March 29, 2006 at 6:37 pm
thanks to the disgusting look of teri’s outfit i’ll be going through expensive therapy for months to come. maybe i should send her stylist the bill.
bafongu | March 29, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Overheard at the LA county jail…..
Inmate: Okay Seacrest. You wanna be the man or the woman tonight?
Seacrest: Can I be the man?
Inmate: Sure. Not get over here and suck you wife’s dick…
RainMaker | March 29, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Well, since no other has said it, I will.
It’s fake.
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 6:47 pm
So how long do you think they stood there comparing outfits?
baystreet2 | March 29, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Gross! This is so wrong. Teri is much to old for Ryan. They both must be desperate.
boogerman | March 29, 2006 at 7:28 pm
he must of that she was johnny damon.
Onrico | March 29, 2006 at 7:32 pm
She laughed at his jokes? They kissed? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Ryan is actually taller than 5’2″. yeah…the whole thing stinks. He must have Tom Cruise’s publicist.
Kinda funny tho, because a gay Seacrest makes sense….if he’s straight then I’m scared and a little confused.
cj14mommy | March 29, 2006 at 7:35 pm
omg this looks sooo awkward
kind of like when tom cruise kisses katie holmes…hmmm
tuben | March 29, 2006 at 7:36 pm
to quote #18
“come on now – aren’t you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she’s a little older – and her breasts might be less firm now – but aren’t they still “real and spectacular”?”
Having seen her recently somewhere on tv I must ask…. WHAT BREASTS??? I have male cousins in Kentucky with much nicer boobs than she does.
andrewthezeppo | March 29, 2006 at 7:49 pm
we all like to think Ryan is gay, because its funny. But honestly I never thought he was. Hell, he was on Blind Date years ago before Idol was on and it was with a girl. But fear not, for he is not straight either he is…a metrosexual. And anybody who still thinks that trend is happening deserves to be mocked endlessly. Hell, even the gays are into being cowboys now, so why are the straights still pretending to be gay?
blackfrancis | March 29, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Oh he’s gay or willing to take it in the can to further his career. I played golf with his ex-American Idol co-host and he had a few things to say.
nikki | March 29, 2006 at 8:07 pm
OK, i know i commented already but this is so EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
she is a haggard old prune. wtf dos he see in her? or are they both that DESPERATE??????
this woman has a kid for goodness sakes. must she keep publicly humiliating her like this? her ex should sue for custody.
cate | March 29, 2006 at 8:16 pm
“Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson…… ”
LMFAO!
ESQ | March 29, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Bullshit! It is another fucking guy dressed as Terri Hatcher.
dhampir | March 29, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Wow. She truely IS a less hot version of my Engligh teacher.
But where she’s making cosy with all of the apparently attractive Hollywood men, my English teacher’s constantly being beaten up for his receeding hairline, beer belly, and fishnet stockings.
Is THIS the kind of world we live in??
Italian Stallion | March 29, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Damn, that Sinead O’Conner gets around huh?
taniableu | March 29, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Who is he?
Pez_D_Spencer | March 29, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Nice backwards hat there Teri. You are most definitely “trendy” and “with it” like the kids today. Face it lady, you’re 40, frumpy [hell, your nude scene in your "prime" killed your career for a decade] and babboon-ass ugly; the spackle on your face isn’t fooling anyone.
Lala | March 29, 2006 at 9:30 pm
The Church of Scientology would like to present to you their two newest poster children for the cul-, I mean church.
Kelly | March 29, 2006 at 9:56 pm
I didn’t know boinking your best friends mom was in fashion or making out with your grandmother. Yes I know her show is about old ladies doing it. But seriously who tf wants to see this shit. It’s nasty like Jacko making out w/ Lisa Marie. Like someone jouching their eyes out to stop this nasty image.
Zed | March 29, 2006 at 10:13 pm
My universe is shaken. I shall never be the same again.
mamacita | March 29, 2006 at 10:22 pm
#39
What’s jouching?
Dee | March 29, 2006 at 11:52 pm
#35 LOL very good!
enzo | March 30, 2006 at 6:11 am
what an attention whore first she cries that she was molested then she date gays just to be in magz covers.
jemfysh | March 30, 2006 at 7:46 am
Actually, anyone making out with Rosie O’Donnell must to be gay – she’d only go with a lesbian or an effeminate man.
Mo | March 30, 2006 at 7:58 am
I really shouldn’t read The Superficial while eating breakfast.
CheekyChops | March 30, 2006 at 8:05 am
He’s a gay. Kissing an anorexic middle aged woman doesn’t change that.
LRonHubbaHubba | March 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
How is it possible for her ass to look so huge?
artmonkey3000 | March 30, 2006 at 8:43 am
Oh, no!!! That skeleton is eating that gay guy!
Well, honestly, I guess it’s just good that she’s eating for once.
Steelerific06 | March 30, 2006 at 9:23 am
Ok, I really think this is some poor hobo that Ryan is seducing with cocktail weenies and weed.
Jacq | March 30, 2006 at 9:55 am
Can you say “Photo-Op?” I’d be hard pressed to come up with another example of more uncomfortable body language. Her hair looks stringy and the bulky sweater must be to make it look like there’s meat on them bones. I agree with whomever said that straight guys don’t wear sport coats on the beach – he’s not Don Johnson and this isn’t Miami Vice.