‘RHONJ’ Teresa & Joe Giudice Indicted For 39 Counts of Bank Fraud And Tax Evasion

July 29th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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If you’ve added up all the time I’ve watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, it would roughly equal an hour at best. But just from that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that Jacqueline Laurita’s breasts are phenomenal, and that Teresa and Joe Giudice are God awful people who should be shot into a sun or the nearest tanning bed. Tom-ay-ta, tom-aha-ta. Anyway, bada-bing, bada-bang, they’ve just been indicted for 39 counts of fraud and tax evasion and are looking at 50 years in prison. TMZ reports:

U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman just announced the 39-count indictment, claiming Teresa and her hubby massively defrauded the IRS as well as several banks between 2001-2008.
According to the U.S. Attorney, the Giudices conspired to illegally obtain mortgages and other loans from multiple banks by intentionally overestimating their incomes in order to get more money.
The Giudices also allegedly withheld vital information about their net worth from a U.S. bankruptcy trustee after filing for Chapter 7 in 2009 — including Teresa’s true income from the reality show.
As for tax evasion, Joe is accused of failing to file income tax returns for the years 2004-2008, during which he allegedly earned $1 million.

Ironically, these are the same eggheads who were talkin’ smack on the cast of Jersey Shore for giving Jersey a bad name, except I don’t see Snooki or Mr. JWoww ova here getting nailed on tax charges like they’re Tony fucking Soprano. Don’t get me wrong, they got that herpes business that makes your balls feel like the frickin’ Sahara, but udderdendat, they’re good kids. Now shutcha yap, the Jets are on.

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  1. JC

    One edit, Fish: “But from just that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that everyone in front of and behind the cameras of the entire Real Housewives franchise are God awful people and should be put inside one of those industrial-sized microwaves until they’ve been reduced to the consistency of Ragu. And then their families should be hunted and killed so their evil seed can no longer torment our fragile planet.”

    • This asshole already rejected a 4-year plea deal sentence for forgery and impersonating his brother to illegally obtain a driver’s license (his was suspended due to a DUI), and he was supposed to go to trial this month – so you better start the roundup now before he’s out of reach.

    • A little understated, but I like where you’re going.

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    But he loves her.

    Says so right on that chewed meat bone.

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    Her eyes are so far apart, she can stand with her head against a telephone pole and see around both sides.

    Fucking squirrel head.

  4. Not a clue who these people are and too lazy to read the blurb to find out.

  5. Could not happen to a better bunch of scumbags.

  6. EricLR

    I feel greasy just looking at their picture.

  7. Jake

    Fuckin’ Guidos

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    iammegbo
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    Funny how the indictment against Teresa doesn’t include the charge of not having a forehead.

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    Dick Johnson
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    The Situation really looks like shit these days.

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    If we can refine the oil coming off of these two, America’s energy problems are solved for the next 100 years.

  11. Agent Michael Scarn

    Say it ain’t so, Juicy Joe

  12. I don’t give a fuck about these people.

  13. I have no idea who or what these people are and I wouldn’t know them if she were blowing me while he showered me in one hundred dollar bills. The only kind thing I can say is that sure looks like a nice meal on those plates.

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  15. This Hairy Forehead syndrome is common these days just look at the Lady Gaga Photoshoot for V magazine

  16. I totally read that last paragraph in Andrew Dice Clay’s voice…

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