Teresa Giudice Fired By Crisis Manager For Trying To Book Her Own Jail

To catch everybody up, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison for fraud. Her husband got 41 months, and the tears of their children will be reality fuel, but that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is Teresa getting fired by her crisis manager for fucking up the entire sentencing process by going behind her back to try and book herself at the jail from Orange Is The New Black. No really. E! News reports:

“Both for my clients and myself, I work hard to maintain a strong relationship with the Bureau of Prisons. As I’ve tried to instruct Teresa, this is a process that must be respected. A designation to a camp is a gift, not a requirement from the BOP and the judge. By making this request, Teresa has jeopardized months of work, months of preparation and in fact may jeopardize where she is ultimately designated or sent to.
“My ultimate responsibility is to all of my clients, not just to Teresa. I’m hopeful that, at some point, a change occurs and rehabilitation begins. My thought and wishes will always be with her children.”

Her children that are goddamn doomed with a terrible fucking mother if these follow-up quotes to Page Six are any indication:

“A relationship takes respect and effort as well as honesty,” Feldman told Page Six Tuesday morning via email. “This relationship was filled with more problems than usual clients have because of the constant refusal of Teresa to accept responsibility for the smallest thing. This may be due to poor prior advice and so a coping mechanism or just plain denial. In any event, federal prison is no joke and must be navigated with extreme care. In the end that wasn’t done and so the relationship had to take a new direction. This is very sad. And after months of hard work not a decision made lightly. I wish it was different but I have other clients who need their interests protected as well.”

Jesus. Sounds like the client from hel- oh, wait, there’s more:

When asked how often Teresa, 42, refused her advice, Feldman said, “Many times in writing and verbally.”
Feldman added the Giudices will continue to look for “yes” people “til the end.”

In related news, Joe Giudice caught The A-Team movie the other night and filed a motion to stay in that jail Bradley Cooper was in. “The one with the broads that touch your dick and stuff,” he hand-wrote on the back of a pizza menu.

UPDATE: Teresa actually got approved for the OITNB prison except she changed her mind.

THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter

Photo: Splash News