Teresa Giudice in a Bikini and Other News

- Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. [InTouch Weekly]

- Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! [Popeater]

- Dolly Parton is a national treasure. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear anymore? *picks up phone* Hello, Al Qaeda? Congrats on your win. Good game. [Dlisted]

- Anna Kournikova vs. Katy Perry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lourdes Leon blogs now. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]

- The KStew Cleave. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian’s decapitated head in the context of an O.J. joke. The universe is at balance. [IDLYITW]

- Britney Spears just being their mom is child abuse. [The Fab Life]

- Kris Allen has sand in his vagina. [Just Jared]

- Mel Gibson may have caught a break here. [Celebslam]

- Robin Williams wants in on the third Batman movie. [StarPulse]

- Megan Fox at least didn’t lose her wedding band. Yet. [PopSugar]

- Vienna Girardi did NOT get an offer from Playboy. [The Blemish]

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