- Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. [InTouch Weekly]
- Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! [Popeater]
- Dolly Parton is a national treasure. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear anymore? *picks up phone* Hello, Al Qaeda? Congrats on your win. Good game. [Dlisted]
- Anna Kournikova vs. Katy Perry. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lourdes Leon blogs now. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]
- The KStew Cleave. [Popoholic]
- Kim Kardashian’s decapitated head in the context of an O.J. joke. The universe is at balance. [IDLYITW]
- Britney Spears just being their mom is child abuse. [The Fab Life]
- Kris Allen has sand in his vagina. [Just Jared]
- Mel Gibson may have caught a break here. [Celebslam]
- Robin Williams wants in on the third Batman movie. [StarPulse]
- Megan Fox at least didn’t lose her wedding band. Yet. [PopSugar]
- Vienna Girardi did NOT get an offer from Playboy. [The Blemish]
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gogo | June 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Yoooo becase U RE UGLY!!!!
gogo | June 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
what did I just comment on? uhhm, boring..
J | June 30, 2010 at 8:02 pm
That woman has like one inch of forehead.
Taz | June 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm
nice body
Kelly | June 30, 2010 at 8:09 pm
She has the SMALLEST FOREHEAD EVER. Look how close her hairline is to her eyebrow! Jesus.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Nothing could get be past the Face or Voice.
TS | June 30, 2010 at 8:34 pm
She has the hairline of an Ewok and her eyes are so far apart she looks like a hammerhead shark. Horrible looking woman.
S | June 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm
siiick neanderthal
Richport's Ghost | June 30, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Her fucking eyes are so far apart they’re in different zip codes.
Plus she’s got that dumb-girl insecure Italian smile that says “You like me, right? Right? Right?”
barroom hero | June 30, 2010 at 10:33 pm
She looks like a transexual.
slag.
Who the hell is she? | July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I looked at her, and thought the same thing: Who’s the tranny?
kay may | June 30, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Is this the bitch who filed for bankruptcy?
Fuck her.
tara | June 30, 2010 at 10:58 pm
she looks like drake
Fat Cats Galore | June 30, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Teresa looks fabulicious, and far better than most people. I think her wide-set eyes are beautiful, and as for her hairline, she has 10 pounds of hair. She is an Italian beauty. I’ve seen this chick in person and let me tell you she puts most women to shame. She is stunningly beautiful.
Rough&Roses | July 1, 2010 at 6:44 am
I don’t doubt it. And if she’s so hideous why do I want to kiss her where its smell, and beat her bush…
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 12:36 am
when you’re allowed as an american to wear a bikini it is still seen as some sort of a miracle.
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 5:36 am
:)
naas | July 1, 2010 at 1:48 am
one word. Y U C K.
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 5:36 am
…now stfu bitch…
uglywhitey | July 1, 2010 at 6:56 am
she’s gorgeous ..
you ugly skanky milksop anglo inbred redneck trailertrash are jealous …
ya’ll are cross-eyed that’s why her eyes seem far apart ..
& ya’ll have straggly thin blond fuzz for hair ..hahahhaaa funny the jealousy ahahaaaaa …
i wonder what you fat lard asses look like after 4 kids ahahaaa…..
cocolover | July 1, 2010 at 7:55 am
Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.
christinelover | July 1, 2010 at 7:57 am
Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.
HackSaw | July 1, 2010 at 8:35 am
I’d hit it.
FrankNfrtr | July 1, 2010 at 9:21 am
While not to my taste, I give this woman an A for effort.
Look at that effort….she is seriously straining.
I’m inspired to do a few crunches now myself.
McFeely Smackup | July 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
holy hair farmer Batman!
I’ve never heard her name before, but I’m guessing from her hair that she’s Mexican?
toolboy | July 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
somewhere in south jersey proper is one tired fucking esthetician putting a down payment on new Mercedes. Table flippin’ fug.
Darth | July 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Damn! That’s a good head of hair!
kidchaos | July 1, 2010 at 8:41 pm
ok, not only is this woman completely unattractive, she’s somewhat repulsive. The eyes, that rats nest she calls hair…GROSS!! She looks like one of those treasure troll dolls lmao!! I sure hope she didn’t go bankrupt from having so much plastic surgery, cause if she did…MAN she needs to chop that surgeon’s nuts off for doing such a shitty job.
Kaz | July 3, 2010 at 10:47 am
Hi hooker why u no danc at the camira and remove panty
Slig | July 3, 2010 at 10:49 am
Wow iwant see she nedu
Sally | July 6, 2010 at 3:04 am
i hope you end up homeless…filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy and putting that much debt on the rest of the US…you sick piece of sh*t. Friggin hate you. Have your kids live with your family members who are trying to help with ur friggin shopping addiction.
if you are “forgiven” with all the proof of your overspending shown on tv…i cant wait to move.
your husband is a sh*tty “entrepreneur” btw. im an entrepreneur, so i would know better.
Now…pls go away -_-
Daniellepag | October 8, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Forehead?!? More like a Twohead!