Teresa Giudice in a Bikini and Other News

June 30th, 2010 // 57 Comments

- Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. [InTouch Weekly]

- Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! [Popeater]

- Dolly Parton is a national treasure. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear anymore? *picks up phone* Hello, Al Qaeda? Congrats on your win. Good game. [Dlisted]

- Anna Kournikova vs. Katy Perry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lourdes Leon blogs now. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]

- The KStew Cleave. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian’s decapitated head in the context of an O.J. joke. The universe is at balance. [IDLYITW]

- Britney Spears just being their mom is child abuse. [The Fab Life]

- Kris Allen has sand in his vagina. [Just Jared]

- Mel Gibson may have caught a break here. [Celebslam]

- Robin Williams wants in on the third Batman movie. [StarPulse]

- Megan Fox at least didn’t lose her wedding band. Yet. [PopSugar]

- Vienna Girardi did NOT get an offer from Playboy. [The Blemish]

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  1. gogo

    Yoooo becase U RE UGLY!!!!

  2. gogo

    what did I just comment on? uhhm, boring..

  3. J

    That woman has like one inch of forehead.

  4. Taz

    nice body

  5. Kelly
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the SMALLEST FOREHEAD EVER. Look how close her hairline is to her eyebrow! Jesus.

  6. Kelly

    She has the SMALLEST FOREHEAD EVER. Look how close her hairline is to her eyebrow! Jesus.

  7. Mr. Nice Guy

    Nothing could get be past the Face or Voice.

  8. S
    Commented on this photo:

    siiick neanderthal

  9. TS

    She has the hairline of an Ewok and her eyes are so far apart she looks like a hammerhead shark. Horrible looking woman.

  10. S

    siiick neanderthal

  11. Vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe I’d rather see her OUT of her bikini! Not only does she have that low forehead, but I think I detected a piece of lint between her left big toe and the index toe next to it. Fucking slut!

    • vitobonesHAHA

      How fucking ugly are you? And what a loser and stalker you must be to even be on this site staring at her AND commenting. We all laugh at you. L O S E R.

  12. Richport's Ghost

    Her fucking eyes are so far apart they’re in different zip codes.

    Plus she’s got that dumb-girl insecure Italian smile that says “You like me, right? Right? Right?”

  13. Duck Butter
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like someone cut and pasted her eyes, nose and mouth to someone face.

    It looks so disproportional to the size of her face…. it looks fake!

  14. barroom hero

    She looks like a transexual.

    slag.

  15. mama
    Commented on this photo:

    who are these new freaky people?? who is this person?? why is she in a bikini?? why did someone agree to this??
    she does have a small forehead.

  16. mama
    Commented on this photo:

    i must agree. there is something seriously wrong with this person, and someone gave her a baby to hold!?!? omg

  17. Is this the bitch who filed for bankruptcy?

    Fuck her.

  18. tara

    she looks like drake

  19. Em
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is kind of ‘downsy’

  20. Fat Cats Galore

    Teresa looks fabulicious, and far better than most people. I think her wide-set eyes are beautiful, and as for her hairline, she has 10 pounds of hair. She is an Italian beauty. I’ve seen this chick in person and let me tell you she puts most women to shame. She is stunningly beautiful.

    • Rough&Roses

      I don’t doubt it. And if she’s so hideous why do I want to kiss her where its smell, and beat her bush…

  21. captain america

    when you’re allowed as an american to wear a bikini it is still seen as some sort of a miracle.

  22. HackSaw
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  23. naas

    one word. Y U C K.

  24. …now stfu bitch…

  25. uglywhitey

    she’s gorgeous ..
    you ugly skanky milksop anglo inbred redneck trailertrash are jealous …
    ya’ll are cross-eyed that’s why her eyes seem far apart ..
    & ya’ll have straggly thin blond fuzz for hair ..hahahhaaa funny the jealousy ahahaaaaa …
    i wonder what you fat lard asses look like after 4 kids ahahaaa…..

  26. cocolover

    Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.

  27. christinelover

    Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.

  28. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  29. While not to my taste, I give this woman an A for effort.
    Look at that effort….she is seriously straining.
    I’m inspired to do a few crunches now myself.

  30. tootsie
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s her baby stupid! She looks great considering she’s had 4 kids. Why don’t you stop being haters…..pathetic that all anyone can ever do it talk crap about people who have more than they do. Grow up and stop being jealous!

  31. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    her forehead looks even worse on the show. she is such a freak.

  32. McFeely Smackup

    holy hair farmer Batman!

    I’ve never heard her name before, but I’m guessing from her hair that she’s Mexican?

  33. Joe "the Hubby"
    Commented on this photo:

    tootsie, mamma and duck probly have more then my family, b/c theresa put us into the poor house…gia beeter score a movie role soon, what am I gonna do….ahhh fowrgettaboutit….

  34. Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure she was slightly airbrushed since everyone is but her body is her body as you can see on the show….she’s very tiny. And Tootsie…I have to agree with you…..too many haters out there.

  35. toolboy

    somewhere in south jersey proper is one tired fucking esthetician putting a down payment on new Mercedes. Table flippin’ fug.

  36. Clarissa
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to get that hairline waxed.

  37. Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    If she ever wanted to pursue acting, she’d be a shoe in for another Planet of The Apes installment.

    • vitobonesHAHA

      Would love to see your face. Really. Show us your sad sad probably single and without a doubt FFuGly face. Ewwwwwww.

  38. Darth

    Damn! That’s a good head of hair!

  39. karen
    Commented on this photo:

    photoshopped!

  40. kidchaos

    ok, not only is this woman completely unattractive, she’s somewhat repulsive. The eyes, that rats nest she calls hair…GROSS!! She looks like one of those treasure troll dolls lmao!! I sure hope she didn’t go bankrupt from having so much plastic surgery, cause if she did…MAN she needs to chop that surgeon’s nuts off for doing such a shitty job.

  41. Kaz

    Hi hooker why u no danc at the camira and remove panty

  42. Slig

    Wow iwant see she nedu

  43. carolina
    Commented on this photo:

    she always looks disproportional because of her wack hairline. she has like no forehead.

  44. Sally

    i hope you end up homeless…filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy and putting that much debt on the rest of the US…you sick piece of sh*t. Friggin hate you. Have your kids live with your family members who are trying to help with ur friggin shopping addiction.
    if you are “forgiven” with all the proof of your overspending shown on tv…i cant wait to move.
    your husband is a sh*tty “entrepreneur” btw. im an entrepreneur, so i would know better.
    Now…pls go away -_-

  45. conor
    Commented on this photo:

    george lopez?

  46. Campisi
    Commented on this photo:

    A LOT more than a little Air brushing. They cut her entire pooch off her belly, her body looks nothing like this, they trimmed/edited 30 pounds of her all over, and spackled over her hail damage.

  47. Money Can't Buy You Class
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this an old photo? On the show she is no where close to being this size. And her short, fat husband that she calls ‘buff and muscular’, I have one word: cardio.

  48. Money Can't Buy You Class
    Commented on this photo:

    That is definately photoshopped. Her stomach and ass are huge on the show since she’s had that baby.

  49. QHB
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes me laugh I like her. She is tiny, but if they airbrushed a bit why not, they do it with everyone…however, why didn’t they give her a tad more forehead???

  50. Daniellepag

    Forehead?!? More like a Twohead!

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