‘Teen Mom’ Leah Got Married Again

April 10th, 2012 // 37 Comments
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At just 19 years of age, the sound-decision-making machine known as Leah Messer has once again tied the knot. Only this time it won’t end in six months like her last marriage did because banged another dude days before the wedding because, can you guess? They’re soulmates! via US Weekly:

It’s different from Corey and my relationship, because we were kinda like forcing it… With Jeremy, you know when you’re supposed to be with somebody and you’re not.

Apparently when you’re not supposed to be with someone, instead of not actually being with them, you’re supposed to get married and just let others put their penis in you. Is that the state motto of Kentucky, or is it just local to her high school? Either way, you can tell that the true winner in this scenario is Leah’s ex-husband, Corey Simms who not only just got out of paying child support, but most likely gets to continue having sex with her anytime she’s feeling lonely. Just look at the way he and Leah’s new husband, Jeremy Calvert, playfully fight and pose together while in NYC for the Teen Mom Reunion special.

JEREMY: I was worried there might be tension between us.
COREY: Nah, actually I’ve never felt better in my life.
JEREMY: You had sex with her last night, didn’t you?
COREY: You probably shouldn’t leave the room to get ice anymore.

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. I just hope that this time it was for love.

    Bwahh ha ha ha.

  2. “Sweet earrings, bro.” – His bros

  3. The only knot this chick should be tying is in her fallopian tubes.

    • EricLr

      I think that’s illegal in West Virginia. Something about Jesus wanting you to have more hillbillies, or something.

      • XD

        If getting abortions was easy, most of the trailer-trash states would have to watch their population numbers plummet through the floor.

  4. Richard McBeef

    i swear that is the dude that came out as gay after the boy band thing fell apart. Lance Bass?

    • kimmykimkim

      Dude, I was thinking the same thing. This guy totally looks like Lance Bass.

      • Richard McBeef

        i figured you were a boy band expert.

        the fuck happened to you anyway, kimmy? did tomfrank forget to lock the door to the S&M dungeon?

      • kimmykimkim

        A boy band expert?! Don’t make me slap you! Yeah, he’s terrible at keeping prisoners. He always on the internet and pays no attention. I walked right out the front door.

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    sexyman48
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    What’s Rumer Willis doing there?

  6. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
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    “What has two thumbs and is DPing Leah Messer tonight? THESE GUYS!”

  7. @edb87

    Not going to lie, she’s not looking bad in these pictures. If you’re into that whole “whore trash disease” thing.

  8. Like Mrs. Gump once said, “Skanky is as Skanky does.”

  9. Win

    Leah getting married has nothing to do with Cory paying child support. Seriously.

  10. JC

    Isn’t Leah the one that had two kids, and one of them has some kind of syndrome? (I know, right? Who would have thought the genetic pool would be so shallow in Teen Mom world?) Yeah, everything about this mouth breather says, “I’mma stick around for that.”

  11. Guess Who's Drunk?

    Married twice by the age of 19. That’s hilarious.

    At first I felt bad because of pesky human compassion, but then I realized Leah is a prostitute. Who cares about prostitutes?

  12. El Jefe

    Just white trash being white trash, nothing wrong with that. ha ha ha

  13. LMAO

    What is it with these cunts that they feel they HAVE to be married? Whatever happened to enjoying your youth? Holy shit, I am DAMN GLAD I didn’t have a kid at their age.

  14. Sheppy

    She’s not very pretty.
    At all.

  15. Elderly

    Who got a what when?

  16. This guy

    I want to do sex with her.

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    This guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to get in on that.

  18. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    AWKWARD!

  19. EricLr

    Someone on a reality show making an ill-advised life decision?!? Surely I read the headline wrong.

  20. Ag

    her fatty ex just got out of paying spousal support, not child support. he’s on the hook for child support until the kids turn 18, it makes no difference is she gets married or not.

  21. Jessic

    I Love her Hot Body and Hair. She is a great actress and was amazing in NURSESINGLES.NET

  22. X

    Why does Kentucky always get the blame? She’s from West Virginia.

  23. KV

    Stupid redneck idiot !!! They just don’t get it.

  24. Angie

    Actually, if you consider that white trash girls her age have about 5 kids and NO husband, she’sdoing OK. Hell, by hillbilly standards, she’s practically a virgin!

  25. Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England

    She needs Jesus in her life, not another marriage!

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    salavation
    Commented on this photo:

    are they giving a “thumbs up” to who has doucier jeans?

  27. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
    salavation
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    are two limp wrists really a good way to start a fight?

  28. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
    salavation
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    lets try it again with the kings english version of douchier

  29. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
    salavation
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    are they giving the “thumbs up” to who has douchier jeans?

  30. I have no idea who any of these people are. I’m thankful for that. Feel sorry for that fucking kid though.

  31. Teen Mom Leah Messer Married Again Jeremy Calvert Corey Simms
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    I think Corey & Jeremy are tighter with each other than they are with leah…Thats probably because shes on her cell phone all the time and doesn’t notice.Shes got the best of both worlds.

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