‘Teen Mom’ Leah Got Married Again

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At just 19 years of age, the sound-decision-making machine known as Leah Messer has once again tied the knot. Only this time it won’t end in six months like her last marriage did because banged another dude days before the wedding because, can you guess? They’re soulmates! via US Weekly:

It’s different from Corey and my relationship, because we were kinda like forcing it… With Jeremy, you know when you’re supposed to be with somebody and you’re not.

Apparently when you’re not supposed to be with someone, instead of not actually being with them, you’re supposed to get married and just let others put their penis in you. Is that the state motto of Kentucky, or is it just local to her high school? Either way, you can tell that the true winner in this scenario is Leah’s ex-husband, Corey Simms who not only just got out of paying child support, but most likely gets to continue having sex with her anytime she’s feeling lonely. Just look at the way he and Leah’s new husband, Jeremy Calvert, playfully fight and pose together while in NYC for the Teen Mom Reunion special.

JEREMY: I was worried there might be tension between us.
COREY: Nah, actually I’ve never felt better in my life.
JEREMY: You had sex with her last night, didn’t you?
COREY: You probably shouldn’t leave the room to get ice anymore.

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