Yesterday, the Internet got to enjoy a collective “Aw, goddammit” when Jenelle Evans, easily the stupidest, most white trash of the Teen Moms (You tried your best, Amber.) announced she’s pregnant again by immediately selling the exclusive news to Star before she even finished wiping from the test because, surprise, she’s only six weeks pregnant. I’m convinced when I finally see a vagina it’ll look like a sandworm from Dune and even I know you’re supposed to wait until after the first trimester to start telling people let alone tweeting “baby bump” photos like Jenelle did yesterday. And speaking of Twitter, if you want to feel really awesome about this pregnancy, just take a look at such incredible tweets as “I’m two months sober,” her husband’s (positive) paternity test and a retweet of him bitching about said ex who sued him for it. It’ll literally be a miracle if this kid isn’t born with Mountain Dew for blood and a tail.
Photos: Twitter
How about some background screening for people who want to procreate, huh Obama? Ain’t no more dangerous weapons than a loaded cock and a stupid skank.
I’m fairly certain that’s was Hitler’s plan.
Still plenty of time to get an abortion… after collecting a few more tabloid paychecks.
The bathroom door is off it’s hinges…..common!
*Its* And yes, common as dirt. It turns my stomach how TV glorifies vile trash like this.
Damn she never learns.
Why is every selfie taken in a filthy room?
Because all the rooms are filthy.
Saddest comment of all from the articles: “Neither parent currently has custody of their respective children.”
And this is why I believe in forced sterilization at birth, with a “I’m not a complete unemployed, drug addict, trainwreck of a human being” license required to become unsterilized.
god she fuckin looks like she’d smell bad!
once again, her head looks like a watermelon with a tiny face painted onto it. violent whores like this pig shouldn’t be allowed to exist.
What’s the deal with that door ?
Did she sell the hinges for Kei$ha magic dust (TM) ?
If you’ve been around white trash, you would know that broken doors and holes in the wall are common. A side effect of the fighting and drinking.
Bob… I’ll not take the item before me, but take what’s behind door #1.
I think you mean “Monty” (or at least “Wayne”) for that joke to work.
“So you’ll crop the girl out of the picture and put me on a Please Adopt Me! poster?”
her face screams Retard
It’s not a baby, it’s just a cheeseburger…
crack bloat
There appears to be nothing more disgusting than a crackhead pretending she’s hot. Did i say disgusting? I meant pitiful AND ugly.
she lost weight , didn’t she? jenelle was fat last year ;D
Some people should not be allowed to procreate.
How ironic that white , teen moms are all the rage but when the black girls get knocked up in heir early teens it is an abomination. Meh!
I was looking at her picture and I got this wierd feeling. I was like, “fuck it, I am now pro abortion.” But……this picture also reafirmed my love of guns too. SO it was wierd..
hehe, Randy. I was just gonna say that too:
“That ain’t no baby, that’s a Taco Bell baby!”
You can see by how much weight she has lost that she is on the hillbilly slimming pill ..METH!!!
Keep smiling douchebags. You want reproduce? We’ll just unleash a driving Lohan on you.
So K-fed knocked this kid up?
Classic.
She’s getting methface….
a couple more bruises and a few less teeth and she’ll look like a carney….
Jenelle, Your going to force your mom to buy a bigger house….