In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another dude
Courtland Rogers. So it was a complete shock today when she announced she’s pregnant because we’ve already seen white girls from the south have a complete understanding of where babies come from. They’re practically scientists. Star reports:
Jenelle and Courtland are looking forward to their own family, as neither has custody of their child – her son Jace Evans lives with her mother Barbara Evans and his ex Taylor has custody of their daughter JaJa.
However, Jenelle hopes that having another child will help her regain custody of her first-born.
“She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back,” Courtland tells Star.
JENELLE: So as you can see, your honor, Courtland and I made ourselves another baby which clearly makes up for them other ones-
JUDGE: Wait. Hold up. You two had another kid? Bailiff! Open fire!
BAILIFF: *does the Lord’s work*
JUDGE: Phew. If only they were all this easy. Alright, who’s next?
Photos: Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI
JaJa?
Jace?
“Ah named her for that there movie, the JaJa Sisterhood.”
JaJa’s binky?
She had a German doctor and when she said ‘I am going to have a girl?’ he thought she said ‘Do you think I am a foul piece of trailer trash?’ and he ‘Ja, Ja’, and she said ‘That’s a great name!’
A semen moment in the decline and fall of America.
Maybe she can get on VH1′s “20-Something Mom” now.
JaJa…Names are a rednecks way of telling their kid that they have little-to-no expectations of them.
If you have your kids taken away you should be sterilized so you can’t continue the cycle of stupid and crap out more kids….yeesh..
Great, this fucktard is bringing another child into the world, awesome.
Ja Ja, wasn’t that some type character on a sci fi movie?
Jace, what’s that, a combo of jizz and mace?
Better than Imunique, I suppose.
..*does the Lord’s work*.. Pretty good, Fish.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
Just another dumb broad that idolizes Rihanna and all the other waste of skin celebrities out there that have no self esteem because hey everyone wants to grow up and be famous get a boyfriend that beats them, take them back, get fake tits, get married to someone you don’t love then marry again and grow old and do it all over again with your daughter smart as a sack of hammers. Wake up people these celebrity scum are not worth the skin they have on their bodies you know there is something wrong when money becomes the only reason for living
Totally agreeexcept she idolizes Ke$ha.
Jaja? Oh, white trash you can always bring a smile to my face!
Idiocracy.
so, so sad.
Does this Courtland douche actually believe he is the father?
Not really. But in North Carolina, it’s considered impolite to openly question the paterinity until you’ve been on Maury.
I haven’t seen her show, but I bet she says “y’all” a lot.
At least there are 40 pictures of this
Oh, hi Miss Shapin.
Can they take the child out of her custody before it’s even born? Maybe just put it in some kind of robotic uterus? I’m just thinking out loud here.
I think JaJa is Norwegian for ‘lol’, we say haha, they say hihi or jaja
And Spanish speaking people type “haha” as “jaja”. Maybe these rednecks were trying to be worldly.
She may not be very smart, but at least she has her looks?
This just in—Honey Boo Boo is pregnant.
she has two kids?? on the show she delivered to jace ;)
Who fucks this?