Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha
In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another dude
Courtland Rogers. So it was a complete shock today when she announced she’s pregnant because we’ve already seen white girls from the south have a complete understanding of where babies come from. They’re practically scientists. Star reports:
Jenelle and Courtland are looking forward to their own family, as neither has custody of their child – her son Jace Evans lives with her mother Barbara Evans and his ex Taylor has custody of their daughter JaJa.
However, Jenelle hopes that having another child will help her regain custody of her first-born.
“She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back,” Courtland tells Star.
JENELLE: So as you can see, your honor, Courtland and I made ourselves another baby which clearly makes up for them other ones-
JUDGE: Wait. Hold up. You two had another kid? Bailiff! Open fire!
BAILIFF: *does the Lord’s work*
JUDGE: Phew. If only they were all this easy. Alright, who’s next?