Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha

January 16th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another dude
Courtland Rogers. So it was a complete shock today when she announced she’s pregnant because we’ve already seen white girls from the south have a complete understanding of where babies come from. They’re practically scientists. Star reports:

Jenelle and Courtland are looking forward to their own family, as neither has custody of their child – her son Jace Evans lives with her mother Barbara Evans and his ex Taylor has custody of their daughter JaJa.
However, Jenelle hopes that having another child will help her regain custody of her first-born.
“She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back,” Courtland tells Star.

JENELLE: So as you can see, your honor, Courtland and I made ourselves another baby which clearly makes up for them other ones-
JUDGE: Wait. Hold up. You two had another kid? Bailiff! Open fire!
BAILIFF: *does the Lord’s work*
JUDGE: Phew. If only they were all this easy. Alright, who’s next?

Photos: Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI


  1. Frank Burns


  2. cc

    A semen moment in the decline and fall of America.

  3. EricLR

    Maybe she can get on VH1′s “20-Something Mom” now.

  4. cagster

    JaJa…Names are a rednecks way of telling their kid that they have little-to-no expectations of them.

  5. If you have your kids taken away you should be sterilized so you can’t continue the cycle of stupid and crap out more kids….yeesh..

  6. Great, this fucktard is bringing another child into the world, awesome.

  7. the other JC

    Ja Ja, wasn’t that some type character on a sci fi movie?

    Jace, what’s that, a combo of jizz and mace?

    Better than Imunique, I suppose.

  8. grobpilot

    ..*does the Lord’s work*.. Pretty good, Fish.

  9. RetardSociety

    Just another dumb broad that idolizes Rihanna and all the other waste of skin celebrities out there that have no self esteem because hey everyone wants to grow up and be famous get a boyfriend that beats them, take them back, get fake tits, get married to someone you don’t love then marry again and grow old and do it all over again with your daughter smart as a sack of hammers. Wake up people these celebrity scum are not worth the skin they have on their bodies you know there is something wrong when money becomes the only reason for living

  10. Shannon

    Jaja? Oh, white trash you can always bring a smile to my face!

  11. Griefer


  12. Mumra The Ever Living

    Does this Courtland douche actually believe he is the father?

  13. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    I haven’t seen her show, but I bet she says “y’all” a lot.

  14. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    At least there are 40 pictures of this

  15. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Oh, hi Miss Shapin.

  16. JC

    Can they take the child out of her custody before it’s even born? Maybe just put it in some kind of robotic uterus? I’m just thinking out loud here.

  17. I think JaJa is Norwegian for ‘lol’, we say haha, they say hihi or jaja

  18. Schmidtler

    She may not be very smart, but at least she has her looks?

  19. oldfool

    This just in—Honey Boo Boo is pregnant.

  20. kery

    she has two kids?? on the show she delivered to jace ;)

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    Who fucks this?

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