According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on Facebook of beating her because she was hanging out with her ex Kieffer who, after getting back with Gary and claiming she lied about all that abuse stuff, she may or may not have let take before-and-after naked pics of her new implants and sell them to the tabloids just a week ago. So basically all the foundations for a strong marriage are here. Or am I thinking of a meth lab fire? Eh, tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.
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